《But you're just my homie.|| dd osama x sugarhillddot》11.
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We all crashed at Edots house last night, we was too tired to home. It was mad early and ddot was still sleeping next to me. Edot walked into the room...we kinda did a awkward stare since me and ddot were laying in the bed together shirtless... "Uh, I'm ordering McDonald's, what ya'll want?" He asked, "Oo get me a large fry, and a mcChicken. This nigga still sleep so just get him a happy meal or something." I laughed, "Not a happy meal," Edot laughed, "Yeah he sleeping like a baby so let's js treat him like one." We was still laughing, "ight, I'll tell you when the food here.".
"Is Jay still here?" I asked, "Yeah, that nigga sleeping onna couch next to Dudeylo." Edot rolled his eyes, "Jay needa take his ass home fr." I joked.
I got up cause I had to use the bathroom, "Aye...where you going." Ddot lifted his head up, "Yo chill...I'm just going to the bathroom." I chuckled, "Lemme come with you...", I looked at him like he was crazy, "Take yo ass back to sleep." I rolled my eyes, "No, wait for me.." he got up, "You fr not coming with me." I pushed him back, "Please let me come, I promise I won't look at you." Ddot pleaded, he stood up and pulled me in for a hug.
We just stood there like that, "why you being clingy.." I asked him, "Cause, your warm...I wanna be next to you." He kissed me on my forehead, "But you rlly not coming to the bathroom with me." I laughed and pushed him back on the bed, "So you really don't like me like that?" Ddot joked, "I don't know...are we even official?" I questioned. Ddot went quiet, I guess that got him thinking. "I mean are we?..." he asked, "I don't know you tell me." I shrugged my shoulders, but then I went to the bathroom.
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Are we official? I don't even know fr. I mean I love dd but if we made it official...does that mean we have to tell everyone? Y'know what, I don't care, we're gonna make it official, and I'm gonna make it special. Another date, but better and just us. Gonna keep this an actual surprise.
I'll get us promise rings, that's pretty official.
Edot came in the room, "now yo ass up, anyways the food is here." He said, "What you get?" I asked, "Come look." Edot rolled his eyes. Dd came out the bathroom and we went to the kitchen together.
"Oo McDonald's, what you get me?" I asked, Dd and Edot started laughing, "Don't tell me y'all ain't get me nothing.." I looked at them angrily, "Nah bro, you got the happy meal." Edot pointed to the little ass box, "are y'all serious? I know y'all didn't just get me a lil ass happy meal.", "be grateful, it's food." Dd shrugged, "Shut yo ass up, I know it was you who told him to get me this shit.", "Eat the goddam food before I smack you fr." dd mugged me, "Watch ya mouth." I pointed my finger at him, "Make me Darrian." He stared me into my eyes, I smacked my teeth and opened the fucking happy meal.
"This mad ocky fr, these fries are probably the size of dd dic." I laughed, "Aye, don't fucking play with me like that." His strong ass pushed me and it hurt my shoulder, "Ow! Yo strong ass arms." I held my shoulder, "My dic is bigger than yours so watch ya mouth!" Dd yelled, "Stop lying like that bro, y'know you just chattin." I laughed to make him madder, "I'll whip it out right now if you keep playing wit me!" Dd was mad serious.
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"Ayo! Dd what you mean by that?!" I put my hand up to my mouth, "Yo dd what the fuck..." Jay laughed, "Y'all niggas funny fr." Edot said. "Keep trying me.." dd continued eating his food and he side eyed me.
"Why Dudeylo still sleeping, we ain't even do that much yesterday." I questioned, "We lowkey did leave again last night..." Jay said, "Y'all did? Where tf did y'all go?", "His bro invited him to a party, and he asked me if I wanted to go.", "Then how you up...", "I get up early, idk.." Jay shrugged his shoulders.
DD's phone buzzed, and he picked it up. I guess he was reading a text messages but then he gasped, "Bro ddot, we gotta go back to school tomorrow." He sighed, "Wtf? I ain't going to no fucking School." I rolled my eyes, "The text says if we don't go back tomorrow the feds gonna get involved...", "why they on dick like that. That just ruined my mood fr." I put my food down.
"Haha y'all gotta go to school, and imma make sure of it." Edot laughed, "Yo shut ya ugly ass up." I mean mugged him, "Nah you just mad cause you gotta be in that ghetto ass school, imma make sure y'all be up in the morning.", "You an opp fr Edot." Dd mugged him too.
I was kinda bored so I suggested we played some music. I told Alexa to play 'The song started playing and I just started moving. "Damn dd, this a good song." Ddot smiled, "I know." I smiled backed and grabbed his hand. We started to dance together, just looking at him being happy, made me happy. We was just vibing.
Ddot leaned in and kissed me, "Imma make it official for ya. You mine, and you'll always be." He said that mad seductively or whateva... "Ion know if I could believe you on that." I laughed, "Why?.." he made a questionable face, "You be talking to other girls..." I looked away from him, "Stop playing with me, fuck them girls bro. They not you i don't want them." He smiled, "You sure?", "I'm very sure." He pulled me in tighter. I could feel on me, if y'know what I mean. I kinda pulled away, "You like that don't ya?" I smirked, "Y'know I do." He pushed me on the bed.
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Lowkey thinking about making a Jayklickin x Dudeylo story...🧍🏽♀️
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