Robin: i just found my dsmp shirt from 2020 ☹️

Gwen: i was that emoji after finding finneys bunny hat

Robin: i had one of those

Billy: why are you admitting to this

Gwen: Finney used to have a dreamnotfound shrine

Robin: u win bro what the hell 😭

Finney: WHAT THE FUDGE GWENDOLYN

Bruce: LMFAOOOOOOO

Vance: j elm mi

Griffin: bud? 😨

Gwen: i think he said do re mi

Vance: GUYS ITS THE ELEVENTH

Robin: that's true vance good job!

Vance: NO THE ELEVENTH.

Finney: merry christmas? im not following

Gwen: CHRISTMAS?????????

Finney: robin want to go on a date tmr

Gwen: private dms exist for a reason

Bruce: honestly

Robin: WHAT ARE YOU BITCHING ABOUT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Bruce: SO NOW YOURE CALLING ME A BITCH?

Vance: ACTUALLY he said you're bitching not that you're a bitch

Bruce: 🤨 so now you're taking his side?

Billy: 😮

Vance: 😁 i feel as if ive made a mistake somewhere

Vance: obviously bruce is right in every way shape and form

Billy: down bad

Robin: i cant go on anymore dates with you i'm scared this is going to happen

Finney: DAMN IT WHICH ONE OF YOU

LEAKED THE NEW DATE PLACE I FOUND

Robin: YOU KNOW WHAT FINNEY

Robin: THIS YOU?

Finney: can't believe you took that test, slapped some text over it and called it a day

Robin: FUCK YOU

Billy: woah keep it PG folks

Robin: SHUT THE HELL UP

Robin: "the answer to that problem is actually 0.52728" — 🤓

Billy: HEY NOW

Finney: WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY TODAY

Robin: "no guys! the chemical formula is DNA and RNA combined!!" — 🤓

Finney: IS THERE EVEN A FORMULA WITH DNA AND RNA COMBINED???

Bruce: robin i'm going to need you to take deep breaths

Robin:

Griffin: that's actually smth he'd say

Robin: "dinners almost ready but mom said i could play roblox for five more minutes!!" — 🤓

Griffin: I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU

Robin: i don't need your pity

Griffin: ?!?!??

Robin: you know what screw all of yoy

Vance: you*

Robin: ooo fancy pants McGee over here with his goofy spelling bee ass

Robin: you gonna give me its synonyms and antonyms next silly little boy?

Vance: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM TODAY

Finney: alright robin why don't you bring over snacks and we can watch a show

Robin: WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

Finney: alright then i'll get the snacks

Finney: better?

Robin: fine since you insist

Gwen: it's like you're trying to calm down a three year old

Finney: man he's one cute kissable three year old then

Finney: pause

Bruce: 😧

Griffin: yes officer.. this one right here 📞

Finney: STOP ITS NOT LIKE THAT

Finney: it's not.

Finney: stop

Gwen: are you trying to convince us or yourself?

Griffin: 🫢

Finney: guys beware robins angry again

Gwen: MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO

Finney: NOTHING.

Robin: it was you.

Robin: YOU DID THIS.

Bruce: HI

Billy: good evening

Gwen: bro just said good evening

Griffin: mf thinks he's dracula

Finney: WHAT

Robin: YOU CAUSED THIS

Vance: JESUS CHRIST

Billy: i cant do my math hw because i keep thinking abt bruce's baseball friend

Griffin: THIS CRUSH HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG

Vance: man i got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Bruce: 🤨

Vance: so now you WANT me to call you a bitch?

Bruce: I NEVER SAID THAT

Bruce: DO YOU SEE ME AS A BITCH???

Vance: what

Vance: literally WHAT.

Billy: WHY DID I JUST GET A PETITION TO KICK VANCE OUT OF THE SCHOOL

Billy: AND WHY IS VANCES SIGNATURE ON IT

Vance: i was bored

Finney: SO YOU SIGNED IT????

Robin: YOU ARE THE REASON THEY ARE DEAD.

Griffin: WHO THE HELL DID YOU KILL????

Finney: OKAY LISTEN

Finney: WE WERE WATCHING A SHOW AND I SAID "imagine __ dies" AND THEN 10 MINUTES LATER THEY DIED

Finney: NOW ROBINS MAD

Robin: DAMN RIGHT IM MAD

Robin: YOURE A MURDERER

Finney: AS IF WE DIDNT COLLECTIVELY KILL A MAN IN HIS OWN HOUSE WITH ARSON

Robin: STOP BRINGING THAT UP I DONT WANT TO GET ARRESTED AGAIN

Finney: oh my god

Finney: ARE YOU PREGNANT

Robin: ?

Vance: at least once a day i have to set my phone down and try to decipher and process whatever the fuck ive just read from this groupchat

Robin: I CANT EVEN GET PREGNANT

Billy: too bad you're not an omega

Billy: whyd everyone just stop typing

Griffin: take a wild guess

Bruce: TOO BAD HES NOT A WHAT NOW?????

Billy: OMEGA MEN CAN GET PREGNANT

Vance: who told you you can talk

Billy: I JUST SAY WHATS ON MY MIND

Gwen: well you need to exchange your mind because what the hell

Billy: you know what's crazy?

Billy: i don't care

Gwen: YOURE THE ONE BEING WEIRD

Billy: NO YOU AND GRIFFIN ARE JUST BULLIES

Griffin: HOW THE HELL DID I GET PULLED INTO THIS

Billy: I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR NINTENDO

Bruce: OOOOO UR DONE FOR GRIFFY

Griffin: NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU???

Vance: HEY BE NICE

Gwen: GOOFY VANCE

Finney: IS GOOFY THE BEST THING U CAN COME UP WITH

Gwen: DONT START WITH ME

Griffin: YEAH

Vance: LITERALLY NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU

Robin: HEY

Robin: hush

Griffin: 😕

Gwen: "hush" WHATD YOU THINK THAT WAS GOING TO DO????

Robin: fine

Robin: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I STAB YOU FROM UNDER YOUR BED WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING

Robin: thank you

Gwen: @Griffin he thinks he's chucky

Griffin: HAAAAA

Billy: real because once you drop the soap it's over

Gwen: who

Gwen: WHO IS THAT IN THE BACK

Billy: ?

Gwen: THERES TWO SETS OF FEET BILLY

Billy: oh would you look at that

Finney: that's me

Finney: it saves water

Finney: HUH?

Finney: oh wait i said that

Robin: ..yeah alr finn get in the car

Finney: NO YOURE NOT DROWNING ME AGAIN

Bruce: nothing could've prepared me for that

Finney: ONE TIME WE WENT TO THE LAKE AND HE SLIPPED AND CAUSED ME TO FALL IN THE WATER AND ALMOSR DROWN

Griffin: HOW DID HIM SLIPPING CAUSE YOU TO FALL IN THE LAKE? AND THEN ALMOST DROWN?

Billy: skill issue

Finney:

Billy: woah you said grr fr

Gwen: go to bed billy

Gwen: for the sake of everyone

Gwen: just go to bed