Finney: heyyyyy vanceeee

Vance: oh no

Vance: what'd you guys do

Billy: we kind of sort of need you to bail us all out of jail

Vance: HUH 🧏

Vance: i think i'm banned from jail anyways so

Bruce: THATS POSSIBLE????

Vance: yeah i tried to light the place on fire so they wouldn't arrest me anymore so they banned me

Finney: wow

Finney: that's just

Finney: wow.

Gwen: vance michael hopper get your ass down here before i make your life a living hell

Gwen: the second i get out of this jail i'm going to find you

Vance: waa waa i'm so scared

Gwen: my computers connected to your phone

Vance: why didn't you just say that

Vance: i'll be there in 20

Bruce: alr gwen i'm going to need to know what's on his phone

Finney: ME TOO

Gwen: no

Bruce: GWENDOLYN

Gwen: SCREAM AT ME AGAIN AND YOU'RE NEXT

Bruce: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MY PHONE

Finney: HAAAH SHE DOESNT HAVE MINE

Gwen: finney we literally live together

Finney: fudge

Gwen: sometimes me and griffin get bored

Vance: wait how the fuck did you get your phones in jail

Robin: NOT SURE ACTUALLY 😁

Gwen: IT WAS ROBINS BRIGHT IDEA TO STUFF THEM IN MY BRA

Robin: GWEN.

Gwen: DONT SCREAM AT ME IM THE VICTIM HERE

Vance: ROBIN ARELLANO

Robin: IT WORKED DIDNT IT

Finney: ITS SO COLD IN HERE THEY JUST LEFT US

Robin: BILLY CANT YOU LIKE TELL THEM TO LET US OUT

Billy: AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY LISTEN TO ME

Robin: WHITE PRIVILEGE OR SOMETHING

Billy: ????

Robin: LEAVE ME ALONE IDK HOW THAT MOD WORKS

Gwen: MOD????????

Griffin: bro thinks we're in GTA

Finney: the cold is getting to him

Griffin: WE LIVE IN DENVER TF IS HE GOING TO DO IN THE WINTER

Robin: end my life

Gwen: if you do that finneys teachers will never hear the end of it

Gwen: he misses an assignment and it's all "BOO HOO MY MOM KILLED HERSELF." what's going to happen when it's "BOO HOO BOTH MY MOM AND BF KILLED THEMSELVES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Vance: okay guys i got my disguise on

Bruce: good lord

Bruce: we're never getting out of here

Vance: HAVE SOME FAITH IN ME

Billy: WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DISGUISE DUMBASS

Vance: BC THE COPS HATE ME DUMBASS

Billy: DONT CALL ME DUMBASS DUMBASS

Vance: YOURE THE ONE WHO STARTED SAYING DUMBASS YOU DUMBASS

Griffin: you do realize you look like a little white girl bc finney cut your hair to shoulder length

Griffin: throw on a dress and i doubt they'll recognize you

Finney: why on earth would you bring that up

Griffin: sometimes my brain disconnects from my brain and i cant think abt what i'm braining

Griffin: yknow?

Finney: NO?????

Finney: I DO NOT KNOW.

Vance: guys should i get girl Finney to come with me

Bruce: no.

Gwen: are you racist

Bruce: NO.

Gwen: SEXIST????

Bruce: OBVIOUSLY NOT

Griffin: he's jealous

Griffin: little jelly bean

Finney: what is wrong with you today

Griffin: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE

Finney: NO LITERALLY YOU ARE

Griffin: I SAID TO RUN YOU FUCKER

Robin: WOAH.

Billy: THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT. THEY WANT US TO TURN AGAINST EACHOTHER.

Gwen: i giggled

Griffin: he thinks we're in a movie

Robin: billy's the type of person to go "new plan... RUN!!!" when his plan goes wrong in a horror movie

Finney: billy's the type of guy to go "oh god.. we have company" in a horror movie

Robin: billy's the type of guy to go "uh.. you guys may want to see this." when something bad happens on the news

Billy: YOU KNOW WHAT THATS ENOUGH FINBIN

Finney: DID YOU JUST CALL US FITBITS???

Robin: oh no my dyslexia has taken another victim

Robin: you need to rest before it's too late

Vance: WAIT WHY THE FUCK HAVENT I ASKED WHY YOU GUYS ARE IN JAIL

Griffin: we literally don't know

Gwen: we were just talking abt how dumb you are for that too

Vance: alright what'd you guys do

Robin: killed someone

Vance: give me a minute

Finney: it's been a minute now

Vance: alright continue

Finney: it started when we were walking home and bruce passed out

Vance: WHAT THE FUCK

Vance: WHY DIDNT YOU CALL ME

Finney: I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO FUCKING CALL ANYONE DUMBASS SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME FINISH

Gwen: woah

Robin: that was downright terrifying

Billy: I ACTUALLY GOT GOOSEBUMPS

Finney: SO BRUCE PASSES OUT AND IM LIKE OH FUDGE

Robin: and we're back to fudge

Finney: don't test me today.

Robin: SORRY 🤗🤗

Finney: AND THEN THIS GUY COMES UP

Finney: CREEPY MASK AND ALL

Finney: AND HES ALL LIKE "you boys need some help 👹👹"

Vance: my god don't tell me you let him help

Finney: BRUCE WAS LAYING ON THE GROUND WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO

Vance: CARRY HIM???

Finney: yes. because i, five foot three finney, can carry five foot five bruce.

Bruce: IM FIVE FOOT FIVE?????

Vance: wait was this the mask

Vance:

Finney: i physically flinched away from that image

Griffin: i think you just gave me PTSD flashbacks

Robin: HOW TF DID YOU GET THAT

Vance: I TOOK IT FROM HIM THAT TIME WE THOUGHT WE DROWNED HIM SO HE COULDNT USE IT ANYMORE

Vance: APPARENTLY HE JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE???????

Gwen: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU KEEP THAT

Billy: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WEIRD SUBSTANCES COULD BE ON THAT????

Billy: YOU COULD BE KEEPING A MURDER WEAPON IN YOUR ROOM

Vance: WHY THE HELL WOULDNT YOU TELL ME THAT WHEN I TOOK IT

Billy: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO SMTH LIKE THAT

Finney: ... 😕 ANYWAYS.

Finney: IM LIKE SURE

Finney: THEN I HEAR THE LOUDEST SCREAM KNOWN TO MAN

Finney: IT LITERALLY MADE BRUCE REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS

Griffin: i take pride in that

Finney: I LOOK ACROSS THE STREET AND GRIFFINS SCREAMING HIS HEART OUT AND GWENS STANDING THERE LIKE 😧

Finney: SO OBVIOUSLY IM LIKE HUH?? THEN IT ALL CLICKED AND IM LIKE OH SHOOT BRUCE WE GOTTA GO

Bruce: don't forget the part before that where you waved to them bc you thought that's what they were doing

Vance: 🤦

Finney: ANYWAYS I KICKED HIM IN THE STOMACH

Griffin: keep in mind i was yelling "RUN RUN GET OUTTA THERE"

Billy: then while finneys having a WWE wrestling match with the grabber me and robin bike by bc he's helping me deliver my newspapers

Billy: it looks like this

Robin: ARE WE CONJOINED IN THAT IMAGE????

Vance: thank god you're not planning on becoming an art major because my GOD.

Gwen: long story short we all killed the grabber by accidentally lighting him on fire in his own house

Vance: IM GOING TO NEED MORE DETAILS

Griffin: should've been there

Bruce: yeah what were you doing anyways

Vance: i don't want to talk abt it.

Billy: he was golfing with my dad

Bruce: WHAT

Finney: OH MY GOD DID YOU HAVE ON THE GOLF OUTFIT AND EVERYTHING

Bruce: PLZ TELL ME YOU HAVE A PICTURE

Gwen: GRIFFIN FOUND ONE

Griffin: i'm submitting this to the denver paper

Vance: i'm going to leave you all in jail.

Vance: oh yeah btw one time i read this book where these two boys were kidnapped and brought to a basement and they luckily escaped and went to the police

Vance: BUT GUESS WHOS FAMILY OWNED AND WORKED AT THE POLICE STATION

Vance: the kidnappers.

Vance: you guys have fun tho

Robin: FREE ME I DIDNT TAKE PART IN ANYTHING

Robin: PLEASE IM JUST A BOY