Robin: okay who told my mom they think im sustitución

Robin: AUTISTIC

Vance: how have you done this

Griffin: IS THAT FRENCH????

Griffin: OR ITALIAN????

Gwen: i think your mom has been worrying about this for a while

Griffin: honestly

Robin: SHE MADE ME GET TESTED

Billy: for rabies?

Billy: about time

Robin: HEY.

Griffin: thank god your mom has common sense

Robin: well jokes on you bc i took the test to see if i didn't have it and it came back negative

Vance: you

Vance: oh my god

Robin: PROVED YOU WRONG

Billy: who's gonna tell him

Finney: robin

Finney: you got tested to see if you DON'T have autism and it came back NEGATIVE

Robin: YEAH SO I DONT HAVE IT

Finney: alright sure sweetheart 😊

Billy: bye guys i'm going for a walk

Griffin: do you ever shut up

Billy: HEY U WATCH WHO UR TALKING TO PAL

Gwen: WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT OTHER THAN MAKING OUR LIVES MISERABLE???

Billy: i can draw (i can't)

Griffin: youre a loser

Billy: THATS IT IM TAKING UR NINTENDO

Griffin: NO BILLY IM SORRY IM SO SORRY DONT TAKE IT IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

Billy: no more mr nice guy 😈

Vance: my friends just pulled the worst trick on me and then said it's bc it's halloween

Robin: and there lies the issue friends don't try to trick u get u on the phone and mind twist you

Bruce: and so you took an axe to a mended fence???

Vance: what the fuck are the two of you saying

Robin: its a taylor swift thing you wouldn't understand

Vance: block my number

Finney: WHAT WAS THE TRICK

Vance: THEY TOLD ME BRUCE GOT KIDNAPPED

Bruce: ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Robin: what he said

Finney: THATS A PRANK FOR APRIL FOOLS NOT HALLOWEEN

Vance: ITS A PRANK FOR NO TIME

Billy: OH MY GOD ITS HALLOWEEN?????

Vance: what is wrong with you

Vance: i'm serious rn do you have a concussion

Billy: remember that dream you had abt bruce

Vance: hey listen i think we could be good friends

Bruce: rewind 😁

Finney: 😧 ON HALLOWEEN????

Vance: ITS NOT LIKE THAT

Vance: WHAT DOES HALLOWEEN EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

Finney: its the holy holiday

Vance: its anything but that

Griffin:

Griffin: this is for taking my nintendo

Billy: NO

Finney: IS THAT YOU?????

Vance: OH MY GOD NEW CONTACT PHOTO

Billy: what happened to this being a safe space

Robin: you look like a farmer

Vance: YOU'RE SO RIGHT

Robin: when am i not

Vance: not too much now

Billy:

Billy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

Vance: IT WAS TOO GOOD

Billy: ITS MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

Vance: that's literally what you look like every day

Billy: it'll look better once i put on my red jacket

Gwen: will it though

Billy: you guys are the reason murderers exist

Finney:

Finney: two HOMOSEXUALS spotted at BASEBALL game (critics SHOCKED)

Finney: oh shit wrong person

Gwen: WHY AM I THERE??

Bruce: WHY IS MY SISTER THERE????

Finney: wow these are both dandy questions

Finney: so robin whats the answer to them 😁

Robin: 🤨

Robin: why are you trying to pin this on me

Finney: you're just too cute

Robin: AWWWW

Robin: yeah i did it

Vance: ????????

Bruce: billy did you literally take clothes out of your drawer to make that

Billy: my mom made it

Bruce: apologize to her rn

Billy: STOP.

Finney: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

Gwen: DID YOU JUST SWEAR FOUR TIMES????

Finney: I CUT VANCES HAIR

Finney: ALL OF IT

Finney: BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS CUTTING BRUCES

Finney: I AM HOLDING THE REMAINS OF IT IN MY HANDS LIKE A BABY AND TEARS ARE FALLING DOWN ONTO IT

Gwen: that description is honestly wild

Griffin: your funeral pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gwen: does this mean i can have your phone i'm tired of my iphone 6

Finney: STOP HIS HAIR KINDA LOOKS LIKE GRIFFINS

Griffin: alright play time is over

Griffin: why would you do that to me

Finney: NO HES ASKING FOR A MIRROR WHAT DO I DO

Bruce: run or die

Finney: BYE!!!!!!!!

Billy: WHY WERE U EVEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH HIS HAIR

Bruce: because i wouldn't do it

Finney: I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY

Bruce: BECAUSE I DIDNT TRUST MYSELF ENOUGH

Robin: HE LOOKS SO FUNNY WITH SHORT HAIR

Billy: I WANT TO SEE

Finney: OH MY GOD HES GONNA KILL ME

Robin: HE HASNT EVEN REALIZED YET

Billy: HAAAAH WHOS THE FARMER NOW

Vance: FINNEY CONNOR BLAKE

Robin: THE WHOLE GOVERNMENT NAME

Finney: oh god

Griffin: wow i think my moms calling me!

Gwen: same!

Finney: you couldn't even come up with a better excuse

Gwen: i will not stand in the line of fire

Finney: IM YOUR BROTHER.

Gwen: good point

Gwen: i got your back from the safety of my bed 😊💓

Griffin: HAH

Robin: FINNEY OUR COSTUMES CAME

Finney: OH MT FOD VANCE DONT KILL ME UNTIK AFTER HALLOWENE PLZ

Gwen: why are you typing like that

Griffin: love the typing quirk finn! 🔥

Finney: IN RUNNIGN FOR MY LFIE

Billy: what are you guys going to be for halloween

Robin: batman and robin

Billy: OOOO WHOS WHO

Robin: i want you to reread what i sent and then ask that again

Billy: this isn't blue clues just tell me

Finney: actually i'm spiderman just with a bat man mask

Bruce: THATS CRAZY WHAT THE HELL

Griffin: why would you do smth like that

Gwen: then i kick him in the dick and you scream "NO MORE HOMIE HOPPING FOR YOU!!"

Griffin: and then we run

Finney: ARE YOU PLANNING TO BEAT UP THAT MANS HOUSE YOU EGGED?????

Bruce: WHY ISNT EGGING ENOUGH????

Gwen: NO WE'RE MAKING A PLAN FOR IF THE GRABBER COMES

Vance: hi

Robin: ..bone jaw

Vance: ?

Finney: bone jaw!

Vance: this is your last day alive except i'm dead serious this time

Finney: ROBIN

Vance: DO NOT CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND

Vance: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY HAIR

Robin: VANCE.

Vance: BRUCE

Griffin: my god can you guys do anything for yourselves

Vance: SHUT UP TINY FUCKER

Griffin: GWEN

Gwen: at this point it's just sad

Billy:

Billy: craziest message i've gotten from griffin

Gwen: i got you beat

Gwen:

Robin: and this is the kid telling us there's something wrong with US

Griffin: you can see how i'd forget my spine exists

Finney: no griffin 😕

authors note:

1. DID YOU DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN?

2. IF SO WHAT

3. FAVORITE CANDY?