Robin: guys i have spidey senses fr

Gwen: HUH

Finney: he means he has sensory issues

Griffin: does he mean autism

Robin: NO I MEAN SPIDEY SENSES GRIFFIN.

Griffin:

Robin: OH SO WHEN SPIDERMAN HAS SENSORY ISSUES ITS SPIDEY SENSES BUT WHEN I HAVE THEM ITS AUTISM????

Griffin: glad you understand

Robin: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO SHOWER

Bruce: just got off the bus and almost got kidnapped

Finney: AGAIN?????

Billy: average day in denver

Bruce: THERE WAS A BLACK VAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY AND I WAS TOO BUSY LISTENING TO MIDNIGHT TO NOTICE

Vance: taylor swift takes another life

Robin: say smth like that about her again and it's your life that's gonna be taken bud

Vance: the bud is easily the scariest part of that sentence

Bruce: anyways the grabbers in my driveway can someone remove him from the premises

Robin: prying mantis

Bruce: what did you just say

Gwen: no that's his house now

Robin: I TOLD YOU GUYS HE WAS SLOWLY BUILDING HIMSELF BACK UP LIKE VOLDEMORT OR THE MINDFLAYER

Griffin: these similes are crazy

Finney: don't worry bruce i'll save you

Finney: you can sleepover at mine

Vance: no mine

Finney: not if i get there first

Vance: not if i slash your bike tires

Finney: CALM YOURSELF

Bruce: BOTH OF YOU NO

Bruce: I WANT TO GO IN MY OWN HOUSE

Robin: well jeez don't throw a tantrum THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT

Finney: WHAT

Robin: I WAS SHOWERING AND THE LIGHTS WENT OUT

Bruce: OH MY GOD HES TAKING US OUT ONE BY ONE

Robin: I THOUGHT HE WAS AT YOUR HOUSE.

Bruce: no i ended up screaming as loud as i could and running inside

Finney: YOU COULDVE JUST COME TO MINE.

Billy: HI I MISSED YOU GUYS

Griffin: what was that?

Gwen: you miss guys?

Billy: STOP THAT.

Billy: WHATS HAPPENING

Robin: BRUCE IS GOING TO BE THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH

Bruce: HOW.

Robin: YOU LET HIM OUT OF UR SIGHT AND NOW HES GONNA KILL ME

Griffin: if you're still undressed i suggest you put clothes on

Robin: WHY

Griffin: just trust me on this one 😁

Robin: FUCK I DIDNT BRING A TOWEL

Robin: FINNEY

Finney: i'm not coming in there

Finney: just put ur clothes on without drying off

Vance: why the hell would you suggest something like that you maniac

Bruce: you know what's crazy

Robin: what

Bruce: the fact that you have your own shower at your own house yet you still shower at finneys

Robin: you know what's crazy

Bruce: what

Robin: the fact that you fell in the shower that one time

Bruce: STOP IT

Robin: AND WHOS HOUSE WERE U AT WHEN THAT HAPPENED??? HM???

Bruce: THIS CONVO IS OVER ROBIN

Billy: shower

Gwen: uh oh

Billy: I WANT TO SHOWER

Griffin: BILLY NO

Finney: ONE SHOWER A DAY BILLY

Billy: I NEED TO SHOWER IM COLD

Griffin: BILLY DONT DO IT

Gwen: THIS ISNT YOU BILLY

Finney: he just went offline

Griffin: NOOOOOOOOOO

Gwen: you know what we have to do

Griffin: operation no more showers for billy is a go

Gwen: even if we have to physically remove his shower

Vance: don't u mean physically remove him from the shower

Gwen: i mean what i said vance

Griffin: yeah vance

Vance: oh my god the mega minors just ganged up on me

Bruce: GRIFFIN SHOULDNT LEAVE HIS HOUSE THE GRABBER SEEMS TO HAVE IT OUT FOR HIM

Finney: don't say his name

Gwen: DONT WORRY IM WITH HIM

Billy: i love how gwen is the only thing protecting us despite the fact that she's the youngest

Gwen: GRIFFINS THE YOUNGEST

Vance: WHAT

Vance: I SWEAR HE WAS BORN TWO DAYS BEFORE YOU

Gwen: WE WERE BORN ON THE SAME DAY DUMBASS I WAS JUST AN HOUR BEFORE HIM

Billy: maybe that's why the grabber wants him

Finney: STOP SAYING HIS NAME

Griffin: @Gwen nah look at this

Gwen: he thinks the grabbers beetle juice or smth 💀

Finney: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TWO

Robin: 🤔

Robin: the grabber

Finney: ROBIN.

Robin: THE GRABBER THE GRABBER THE GRABBER

Finney: LALALALALLALA I CANT HEAR YOU

Finney: HE JUST BIT ME.

Vance: ROBIN.

Robin: HE WOULDNT LISTEN TO ME

Vance: nvm that's deserved

Bruce: VANCE.

Griffin:

Robin: 😨

Finney: OH

Finney: BITE AWAY THEN

Gwen: that might be the craziest sentence you've said

Gwen: and you once said you'd digest the meteors so the dinosaurs wouldn't die

Finney: I WAS 10

Finney: HOW DO U EVEN REMEMBER THAT

Robin: THATS NOT WHY I WAS BITING YOU I SWEAR

Finney: do you have rabies

Robin: I DONT THINK SO

Finney: GOOD SO ITS FIoh

Finney: THINK????????

Bruce: THE PRE TYPED MESSAGE BC YOU THOUGHT ROBIN WOULD SAY NO

Robin: ITS DIFFERENT LIKE IF SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I HAD AIDS ID SAY NO BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT I DONT BUT RABIES ARE DIFFERENT

Bruce: youve lost me

Vance: i WOULD HOPE YOU KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT HAVE AIDS

Robin: you never know

Vance: YOU JUST SAID YOU DID KNOW

Robin: i'm confused

Finney: oh my god 🤦

Billy: GWEN AND GRIFFIN JUST TOOK MY SHOWER

Gwen: HUH 😮

Griffin: WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU MEAN

Vance: they strike again.

Gwen:

Gwen: vance

Vance: EXCUSE ME IVE NEVER SAID THE FIRST PART

Vance: i have however murdered a family of 5 because of call of duty

Gwen: knew it

Finney: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT FAMILY

Vance: yours

Finney: OH MY GOD.

Gwen: wait we're a family of 4

Vance: griffins basically your brother

Griffin: HOW THE HELL DID I GET ROPED INTO THIS

Finney: BUT WE ARENT EVEN DEAD YET SO HOW WOULD YOU HAVE KILLED US

Finney: i think i hear a bomb ticking

Vance: your times up

Robin: man does this mean i can date tom holland now

Finney: NO.

Bruce: woah its like hes still here

Robin: i guess hearing dead peoples voices run in the family

Finney: WOAH THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO

Vance: what

Robin: I WAS JOKING.

Finney: oh

Griffin: alr so one of them has creepy dreams and the other one hears dead people

Griffin: i think i want out of this family

Vance: too late sry the deadline for being removed just passed

Griffin: DAMN IT.

authors note:

hi gusy........