Billy: hey

Gwen: @Griffin look at this silly little boy

Griffin: nah bro thinks he's the pixies 😛

Billy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Griffin:

Billy: someone tell me to stop taking showers everytime i'm cold

Bruce: stop taking showers every time you're cold

Griffin: HUH.

Billy: i've taken three

Billy: today

Gwen: WHAT AND ITS ONLY 6 AM

Finney: THATS CRAZY

Billy: no i'm serious i have a problem someone help

Vance: tape your hands together so you can't turn the shower on

Billy: I TRIED THAT I JUST ENDED UP USING MY TEETH

Griffin: i'm horrified

Bruce: just went on twitter and not even 5 seconds later i exited out of it

Finney: why were you on twitter this early

Bruce: why do you think i was on twitter this early

Finney: praying it's not for the reason i think

Bruce: it could be

Finney: @Vance

Vance: THERES A REASON IM NOT PARTICIPATING IN THIS CONVERSATION FINNEY

Finney: oh right

Finney: you awkward little fellow 😁

Vance: EXCUSE ME???????

Gwen: everyone chill he's making an origami swan and failing

Gwen: amy's showing me on ft it looks like a deformed giraffe

Robin: my mom just came into my room and went "OH MY GOD ROBIN ITS 8 AM YOURE GOING TO BE LATE HURRY HURRY." AND GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK IN THE PROCESS

Robin: only for me to check my phone thirty minutes later and realize its six in the morning.

Robin: SO SHE WOKE ME UP AT LIKE 5:30

Finney: now why on earth would you wait thirty minutes to check your phone

Robin: I WAS SHOWERING

Griffin: WHY WOULD YOU SHOWER IF IT WAS 8:00 AND YOURE ALREADY LATE

Robin: LAY OFF ME MOVES LIKE STAGGER.

Robin: i think i have poison ivy

Finney: ROBIN.

Finney: DO NOT COME NEAR ME

Robin: ITS ITCHY

Vance: TAPE YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

Billy: why is this your solution for everything

Robin: OKAY WAIT IM GETTING TAPE

Finney: OH MY GOD HES ON MY DOORSTEP

Finney: hey gwen where's that hazmat suit dad bought for when we all had lice

Robin: did he think he was dwight shrute

Griffin: no shot he actually comes out in a hazmat suit

Robin: guys you will not believe what Finney just came out in

Billy: WHY IS HE DOING THIS

Finney: I CANT GET POISON IVY

Vance: ITS CONTAGIOUS????

Bruce: GUYS I FINISHED MY SWAN

Vance: good job sweetheart

Gwen: that doesn't even look like a swan why the hell is it so ugly jesus bruce

Billy: there's two types of people

Vance: ROBINS GETTING SO MAD RN ITS FUNNY

Bruce: WHATD YOU DO TO HIM

Vance: WOAH WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING I DID SOMETHING.

Finney: HES MAD BC HE CANT JUMP ROPE

Vance: THE GYM TEACHER WAS ALL LIKE "I BET NOBODY HERE CAN JUMP ROPE 51 TIMES" AND NOW ROBINS GOOFY ASS IS TRYING

Robin: SHUT UP I CAN DO IT

Griffin: you keep stopping every 2 seconds to scratch your arms

Griffin: and i cannot believe finneys jump roping in a hazmat suit rn

Gwen: i'm so glad i'm in this gym class

Billy: HELLO

Griffin: look at this dumbass

Gwen: bro thinks he's adele 💀

Billy: STOP.

Billy: i'm in the shower again

Finney: YOU WERE IN GYM TWO MINUTES AGO

Billy: i got cold

Robin: have you tried consulting a therapist

Billy: no but i'm loving this hot water

Vance: DID YOU WALK HOME???

Billy: ..no

Griffin: oh billy.

Griffin: don't tell me

Billy: THE BOYS SHOWERS ARE THE ONLY SHOWERS CLOSE BY

Griffin: BRUCE PLZ GO WATCH THIS KID

Bruce: YOU WANT ME TO GO IN THE BOYS LOCKER ROOM??????

Vance: WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOUVE NEVER BEEN IN THE BOYS LOCKER ROOM

Bruce: 🧍

Robin: oh my god

Vance:

Vance: why is he messaging me like wtf does he want me to do abt it???

Bruce: 🤦‍♂️

Griffin: something tells me you're no longer employed

Finney: SINCE WHEN DID VANCE HAVE A JOB????

Vance: since i found out you get money for just checking shit out

Robin: what

Robin: HOW DO YOU THINK THEY PAID????? WITH COAL?????????

Vance: SHUT UP ITCHY SKIN

Vance: WITH YOUR GOOFY LOOKING POISON IVY INFECTED ARMS

Robin: woah. too far.

Finney: that got serious real fast

Robin: SOMEONE TELL FINNEY TO TAKE OFF THE HAZMAT SUIT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

Billy: NO SOMEONE POST ME ON THEIR STORY

Billy: IF I SEE ONE MORE SILLY COUPLE POSTING HAPPY SAPPY STUFF I WILL CRY

Vance: you want to be posted?

Billy: that's literally what i was just saying vance

Vance: ok one sec

Billy: wait are u fr

Vance: PROMO RATES:

1 post: 2 💰

2 posts: 4 💰

3+ posts: 6 💰— 100000000 💰

Billy: ARE YOU FUCKING FR IM UR BESTFRIEND

Vance: i know that's why i gave you a discount

Griffin: LMFAOOOOO

Vance: ok fine i'll do it one sec

Billy: WAIT FR

Billy:

Billy: what the hell is this

Billy: WHAT IS THAT SONG

Vance: i posted you

Billy: i'm blocking you

Vance: FUCKING FINALLY

Bruce: how old are you in that picture

Billy: LIKE 11

Billy: no way this is the post bruce gets

Billy:

Vance: he payed

Bruce: its true he took all my money

Gwen: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Vance: finney would make robin pay

Gwen: i'm going to ask

Gwen: nvm just walked out of my room, heard "here comes the airplane" and saw finney feeding robin pizza

Griffin: this is why you should never exit your room when they're together

Gwen: in my own house too 😕

Finney: HE CANT USE HIS HANDS

Bruce: VANCE WE HAD A WHOLE CONVO ABT THIS AND WE AGREED YOU WOULDNT CUT OFF HIS HANDS

Vance: I DIDNT.

Billy: WHY WAS THAT A CONVERSATION

Finney: I MEANT BC THEYRE ITCHY

Finney: VANCE DO NOT CUT OFF HIS HANDS HE NEEDS THEM FOR THINGS

Griffin: 🤨 like what

Finney: ..LIKE EVERYDAY TASKS GRIFFIN

Finney: ARE YOU SEXUALIZING ME

Griffin: imagine i stabbed you twenty two times split up evenly between your stomach and right thigh

Vance: common griffin W

Finney: THAT WAS WAY TOO SPECIFIC

Griffin: on accident ofc

Finney: oh then you're good don't worry abt it

authors note:

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