Gwen: just walked in on finney and robin pretending to be dogs

Billy: lord help us all

Gwen: THEY WERE CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR AND BARKING

Finney: STOP THAT

Robin: THERES A CAT UNDER THE BED

Billy: WHOSE CAT IS IT???

Finney: we have absolutely zero clue

Finney: it attacked robin in his sleep and now its hiding from its actions

Robin: SO WE'RE SCARING IT OUT

Gwen: BY CRAWLING AROUND ON ALL FOURS AND BARKING????

Finney: it will work.

Gwen: 😕

Gwen: i think it's time i move out

Finney: NO

Griffin: why?

Billy: uh oh

Gwen: when griffin says "why?" this early in the morning shits abt to go down

Griffin: why are you awake at 6:23 AM on a monday that we have off?

Robin: WE HAVE SCHOOL OFF TODAY????

Finney: NOBODY TOLD US THAT

Griffin: oh my GOD YOURE ALL INSUFFERABLE

Robin: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Finney: not even. he woke up on the floor

Griffin: YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR BEING AWAKE

Finney: THERES A CAT UNDER THE BED

Griffin: i'll be over in ten

Robin: where are bruce and vance

Finney: 🤨

Robin: VANCE VANCE REVOLUTION COME OUT COME OUT

Finney: YEAH JUST VANCE WE MISS YOU

Vance: you need to stop

Robin: OH MY GOD VANCE YOURE HERE

Finney: WE THOUGHT YOU SUFFOCATED

Vance: WHAT

Vance: that's bruce

Billy: what

Billy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO BRUCE.

Vance: NO WAIT HES ALIVE

Finney: GRIFFIN JUST STOLE OUR CAT

Griffin: bruce stop listening to paper rings by taylor swift

Vance: hes asleep next to me

Vance: wait

Vance: I THINK THATS HIM

Robin: WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE??!???

Finney: 🤨

Vance: HES GONE.

Robin: WHAT.

Vance: MAYBE HE JUST WENT TO SCHOOL EARLY

Billy: WE DONT HAVE SCHOOL

Griffin: yea we do

Finney: YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID WE DIDNT

Griffin: april fools

Robin: ITS OCTOBER.

Griffin: now he's listening to the smiths

Finney: oh then he's fine

Billy: HE COULD BE GETTING BEAT UP??

Finney: yeah but i doubt he'll care

Vance: that's questionable

Finney: HE SAID HE WANTS TO DIE LISTENING TO THE SMITHS

Finney: UR HIS BF U SHOULD KNOW THIS

Vance: I DID.

Finney: LIAR BC HE SAID HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO DIE LISTENING TO HERE WITH ME BY D4VD

Robin: DAMN

Griffin: AND IM THE MENACE?

Vance: listen here, pal

Billy: nah he brought out the pal

Finney: 😁

Gwen: GUYS TURN ON THE NEWS

Billy: ITS TOO EARLY TO SEE THE WORLD GOING UP IN FLAMES GWENDOLYN

Gwen: turn on the news before your house goes up in flames

Billy: yes ma'am

Billy: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Finney: WHAT HAPPENED

Gwen: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND SEE

Robin: you see we can't do that

Gwen: 🤨 the hell are you guys doing in there..

Billy: reminder — they haven't even had their first kiss yet!!!!!!

Gwen: nvm

Griffin: THEY HAVENT WHAT

Robin: SHUT UP

Finney: we're actually chasing griffin to get our cat back

Vance: 😕

Gwen: WHAT WHY DIDNT I SEE YOU LEAVE

Finney: we climbed out the window

Billy: ofc you did

Griffin: you'll never find me 😛

Robin: is that you sitting on the sidewalk petting our cat?

Griffin: ....no that's james my twin

Bruce: i think i hit james with my bike

Vance: BRUCE WHERED YOU GO

Bruce: IM BIKING

Billy: WHY??????

Bruce: DID YOU NOT SEE THE NEWS???

Vance: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS ON THE DAMN NEWS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Billy: THEY RELEASED WHO WAS FOUND IN THE LAKE AND UNLESS THE GRABBERS NAME IS EDDIE TYSON ITS NOT HIM

Robin: i think the world just stopped

Finney: the hell do you mean it isn't the grabber

Billy: are you illiterate

Finney: STOP.

Griffin: WE WATCHED FINNEY SHOVE HIM INTO THE LAKE

Gwen: HE MUSTVE GOTTEN OUT

Vance: SO THEN WHY TF ARE YOU OUTSIDE BRUCE

Bruce: i like biking in the rain

Bruce: and i'm going to kill the grabber

Griffin: it's raining?

Bruce: YEAH

Vance: YOURE GONNA WHAT

Gwen: maybe we should try giving him griffin again

Gwen: you dig?

Griffin: NO

Griffin: I DONT DIG

Griffin: I UNDIG

Griffin: IN FACT I SHOVEL.

Billy: bro fr just said he shovel's

Griffin: yea shovel deez nuts in your face

Billy: NO DONT DO IT PLZ IM SORRY

Robin: 😕

Robin:

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Billy: you're one to talk.

Vance: i thought i saw ghostface but i was tripping

Robin: i'd fold so fast

Finney: YOUD WHAT

Vance: wait i think that might actually be ghostface

Vance: no nvm

Robin: 😕

Robin:

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Vance: ENOUGH WITH THESE VIDEOS

Vance: BRUCE GET BACK TO MY HOUSE BEFORE U CATCH A COLD

Griffin: scott street phoebe bridges

Bruce: HOW ARE YOU SEEING WHAT IM LISTENING TO

Robin: the fact that you're listening to phoebe bridges this early is even more concerning

Robin:

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Vance: WHAT DID I SAY ABT THE VIDEOS ROBIN.

Bruce:

Bruce: he what now

Finney: HOW ARE YOU BIKING AND WATCHING TIKTOK

Bruce: i'm good at multitasking

Billy: hey babe, how well can you multitask? 😉😉😉

Bruce: what do you mean by that 🤨

Vance: go ahead and log off for me william

Finney:

Finney: i can't escape him he's everywhere

Robin:

Billy: IM ALWAYS DOUNG THE MOST MESSED UP SHIT WHEN THE PRINCIPAL COMES AROUND

Billy: LIKE WHEN IM HELPING THE KID WITH A BROKEN LEG CARRY HIS STUFF WHERE IS HE??? BUT THE SECOND I SPRAY BRUCE AND ROBIN WITH MY WATER BOTTLE HE EMERGES

Finney: was your actions racially motivated

Billy: i think he might actually think it was

Robin: me and bruce are going to tell him it was

Billy: I'LL GET EXPELLED

Robin: YOULL GET ESTROGEN???

Robin: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE TRANS BILLY!

Billy: goodbye.

Vance: 😕

Vance:

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Robin: NO WHY.

Vance: payback for all the earlier videos

Robin: 😞😞 fair

authors note:

this is crazy