Robin: why was there a thud upstairs

Vance: what.

Vance: WHY ARE YOU STILL IN MY HOUSE.

Finney: BRUCE GOT TO STAY

Vance: 😧 BRUCE IS MY BF

Vance: who i just accidentally kicked out of the bed

Finney: OH MY GOD

Robin: we're taking your boyfriend

Vance: NO YOU ARENT

Vance: DO NOT COME IN MY ROOM ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING

Finney: BUT THERES NOT ENOUGH

ROOM FOR BOTH OF US ON THE COUCH

Vance: ..THEN ONE OF YOU SLEEP ON ONE COUCH AND THE OTHER ONE SLEEP ON THE OTHER

Robin: No.

Vance: well jeez it was just a suggestion

Vance: no need to get all agressive

Finney: why don't you and bruce just move over and let us sleep in your bed 😁

Vance: HOW BIG DO YOU THINK MY BED IS????

Vance: ME AND BRUCE CAN BARELY FIT

Vance: GO TO THE GUEST ROOM

Finney: you guys should go to the guest room and let us have your room

Robin: agreed

Vance: i'll call the cops

Finney: tbh they'd probably believe us if we said this was our house and you broke in

Vance: i hate how right you are

Robin: WHERE IS Ifinney just fell thru the floor

Vance: HUH.

Vance: DAMN IT YOU GUYS WOKE BRUCE UP

Robin: DID YOU NOT WAKE HIM UP BY KICKING HIM OUT OF THE BED

Vance: NO HES USED TO IT

Robin: this is an abusive relationship

Robin: bruce is ours now

Vance: STOP

Gwen: FINNEY YOU FUCKING BITCH I THOUGHT YOUR DUMBASS GOT KIDNAPPED DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS

Finney: good sunrise to you too!!

Finney: WAIT WHY ARE YOU UP

Griffin: we were exploding stuff in your room

Gwen: BECAUSE I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU AND I THOUGHT MAYNE YOU GOT SNATCHED BY THE GRABBERS BUDDY OR SMGRIFFIN.

Finney: GET OUT OF MY ROOM

Griffin: why whatre you hiding finney??

Gwen: 🧐🧐🧐

Finney: NOTHING.

Gwen: why is everyone awake

Vance: the two b's are asleep

Robin: i thought bruce woke up

Robin: WAIT DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR BF A BITCH

Vance: WOAH NO.

Bruce: i'm neither female nor a dog thanks

Vance: WHY ARE YOU AWAKE GO BACK TO SLEEP

Bruce: YOU LEFT ☹️

Vance: finney fell thru my floor sry

Bruce: ohh makes sense

Griffin: NO IT RLY DOESNT

Finney: CAN SOMEONE TELL ROBIN BITING ME IS NOT A WAY TO GET MY ATTENTION

Robin: IT WORKS

Vance: ROBIN.

Griffin: i'm going to start doing that to you gwen

Vance: GRIFFIN.

Gwen: i'll bite back

Vance: GWEN OH MY GOD NO BITING

Vance: guys someone tell me the answer to #6

Finney: YOU CANT CHEAT ON MIDTERMS

Vance: so then whys your phone out

Finney: BC DONNA MESSAGED ME A PICTURE OF HER AND GWEN SAYING "wish u were here 💗" AS IF WE DIDNT BREAK UP MONTHS AGO

Robin: damn.. u broke up with gwen?? keep ur head up king!! 👑 there's other fish in the sea fr 🐟‼️

Finney: STOP I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND NOW THE TEACHERS GIVING ME THE EVIL EYE

Vance: someone give me the answer.

Griffin: 6

Vance: thanks

Bruce: who's gonna tell him

Billy: VANCE, GRIFFIN ISNT EVEN IN OUR CLASS

Billy: OR OUR GRADE FOR THAT MATTER

Vance: STOP SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO DO THE QUADRATIC FORMULA

Griffin: i haven't even gone thru puberty how tf am i meant to know what a quadingle formation is

Finney: THE WHAT

Billy: YOU HAVENT WHAT

Bruce:

Robin: bruce always coming in clutch with the ss

Griffin: oh damn

Griffin: i didnt even notice i was doing that

Robin: bro WHAT

Vance: that sounds like a YOU problem.

Griffin: at least i know what the quadratic formula is

Vance: I AHYE TOU

Griffin: you AHYE me? damn.. that kind of hurt my feelings tbh 😔😔 dhmu

Vance: count your days

Griffin: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35

Vance: exactly i'm killing you on day 35

Griffin: no pal, i'm killing YOU a on day 35

Vance: 😧

Bruce: TAKE ME INSTEAD

Griffin: no i'd feel bad

Griffin: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO PINK IN THE NIGHT BY MITSKI

Griffin: ARE YOU OK.

Bruce: ITS A GOOD SONG

Robin: bruce do you need me to take you to the guidance counselor

Bruce: probably

Vance: BILLY I SEE U GETTING UP SO GO OUTSIDE AND TEXT ME THE ANSWERS

Vance: BILLY PLEASE I Coh

Finney: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Vance: IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Bruce: BILLY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Robin: STOP IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH MY EYES ARE WELLING UP

Griffin: WHAT HAPPENED

Robin: BILLY OPENED THE DOOR AND IT SLAMMED INTO THE GUY HE LIKED AND KNOCKED HIM OVER

Billy: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR NOT HELPING

Billy: BRUCE IS THE ONLY REAL ONE FOR GETTING UP

Bruce: i went to get water

Billy: WELL THEN FUCK YOU TOO

Vance: not too much now 🤨

Bruce: billy you can't! i'm not 16!! sorry!!!!

Finney: pause

Robin: HOLD ON A MINUTE

Bruce: WHAT?? THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT IS 16

Vance: ..🤨

Robin: why do you just know that off the top of your head

Finney: ^^^ THIS!!!

Vance: i'm not going to comment on this one

Bruce: STOP I KNOW BC SOMEONE TOLD ME ☹️

Finney: HOW DID THAT EVEN COME UP

Bruce: I SAID SMTH AND THEY WERE LIKE "now now remember the legal age of consent is 16"

Finney: WHAAAAAT

Robin: WHAT DID YOU SAY BRUCE

Robin: I LOOK OVER AND VANCE IS STARING AT HIS PHONE LIKE THIS 😧

Robin: I CANT DO THIS I HAVE TO TAKE A WALK

Vance: WHYD YOU JUST GET UP AND LEAVE

Robin: BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR GOOFY STUNNED FACE WAS TOO MUCH

Robin: WHY DID I JUST SEE BRUCE KICKING A LOCKER

Bruce: BILLYS STUCK IN THERE

Finney: BILLY NOT AGAIN

Billy: I THOUGHT BRUCE WAS GOING TO PUT ME IN

Bruce: 😕 i'm not that mean

Bruce: IM NOT MEAN AT ALL.

Billy: I KNOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOMMY

Robin: 🧐

Robin: you mean 6'3 white boy tommy on the football team

Robin: you thought bruce was him?

Billy: I KEEP TELLING MY MOM I NEED GLASSES

Finney: tell her this story that'll convince her

authors note:

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