Finney: I LET ROBIN DO MY HAIR AND THE BLOW DRYER SUCKED IT UP

Bruce: HUH.

Billy: THATS POSSIBLE?????

Robin: YES. I SET IT DOWN AND THE BACK END WENT VRRRR AND SUCKED IT IN

Bruce: thanks for the onomatopoeia

Robin: I NEVER SAID OCTOPUS??

Gwen: oh that's what that screaming was

Griffin: we thought you guys had finally killed each other

Finney: AND YOU DIDNT COME TO CHECK???

Griffin: nah

Gwen: too much work

Vance: cut the hair off that got sucked in

Finney: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Finney: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THIS

Vance: HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT OUT

Bruce: ARE YOU JUST GOING TO WALK AROUND WITH A BLOW DRYER ON YOUR HEAD!???

Finney: don't test me today bruce

Finney: i know your secrets

Bruce: ☹️ I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SECRETS.

Vance: god okay i'll come help you

Robin: no we'll come to you

Vance: NO

Finney: LET US MEET YOUR PARENTS

Vance: MY MOM IS BUSY WITH BRUCES MOM

Billy: 🤨 doing what

Vance: leave

Robin: well we're outside right now

Robin: BRUCE OPEN THE DOOR FOR US

Bruce: oh yeah okay one sec

Finney: why didn't it open

Bruce: my mind control can't work all the way from my house sry

Robin: FUCK YOU

Finney: We know you're in there, Bruce.

Bruce: NO IM NOT

Robin: Don't lie to us, Bruce.

Finney: Open up, Bruce.

Vance: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SCREAMING OUTSIDE

Finney: that was bruce and it came from downstairs

Bruce: THEY TACKLED ME.

Vance: how did you get in my house.

Robin: through the window

Griffin: LIKE SANTA CLAUS??????

Bruce: i don't want to hear one word from any of you guys.

Billy: REMEMBER WHEN BRUCE BELIEVED Isorry

Bruce: 😒

Robin: i thought santa came thru a chimney

Billy: no that's the four leaf clover guy

Vance: DO YOU MEAN THE LEPRECHAUN???

Finney: NO THE EASTER BUNNY

Billy: I THOUGHT THE EASTER BUNNY WAS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

Bruce: NO THATS JESUS

Gwen: 🤦

Robin: stay in kids school, or this could be you

Griffin: stay in school kids, or THIS could be you

Robin: wait

Robin: oh wait

Griffin: go back a grade.

Robin: ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUAGE AND IM DYSLEXIC FUCKER

Griffin: YOUD PROBABLY MESS IT UP WITH SPANISH TOO

Robin: FINNEY BACK ME UP

Finney: you somehow got my hair stuck in a blow dryer and now vance is trying to yank it out

Robin: ...BRUCE BACK ME UP

Bruce: YOU TACKLED ME.

Robin: ...........GWEN???

Gwen: alberts body. lake. mayor. draining.

Robin: shoot

Griffin: bros got beef with everyone 😕

Robin: i'm a vegetarian

Gwen: fr?

Robin: no i lied

Griffin:

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Finney: why did i watch that

Finney: VANCE WHEN DID YOU CUT MY HAIR.

Vance: when you were watching the video

Finney: WHERE TH DID YOU GO

Vance: far far away

Bruce: he's downstairs with my mom

Vance: BRUCE

Bruce: MY BAD

Robin: guys help i'm stuck in the washing machine

Griffin: i need a drink

Gwen: are you an alcoholic

Griffin: no but this gc is making me into one

Robin: DID I JUST HEAR AN OWUL

Robin: OUL

Robin: AWALL

Robin: hoot hoot

Billy: ☹️ what happened to your spelling book robin

Vance: SPELLING BOOK???

Griffin: at your grown age.

Robin: this is literally ableism

Bruce: WHY IS THERE AN OWL IN THE WASHING MACHINE

Bruce: no they took me behind the school and stabbed me in the leg

Finney: HUH?????

Bruce: oh wait wrong gc

Billy: WHY IS THERE A RIGHT GC FOR THAT MESSAGE???

Robin: OH MY GOD I JUST TURNED THE WASHING MACHINE ON HELP

Robin: IM SPINNING

Finney: what is wrong with you

Robin: I DIDNT SAY THIS WHEN YOU GOT STUCK ON THE SCHOOL STAIRS

Griffin: i'm taking another shot

Vance: HOW DO YOU GET STUCK ON STAIRS.

Finney: ROBIN DO NOT EXPLAIN

Robin: we had a free block and finney said "i wonder if i can put one foot on one wall and the other foot on the wall across from it!" he could, he just couldn't get down

Finney: i'm breaking up with you

Robin: NO AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL IM OUT OF THE WASHING MACHINE

Robin: I CANT TELL PEOPLE I GOT BROKEN UP WITH WHILE BEING SCRUB A DUB DUBBED

Bruce:

Griffin: and another shot

Gwen: bottoms up!

Robin: GUYS I CAN SEE OUT THE WINDOW FROM THE WASHING MACHINE

Robin: I LOVE IT WHEN ITS AUTOMOBILE AND THE LEAVES START CHANGING

Griffin: i can't keep doing this.

Griffin: seriously.

Robin: oops i meant autism not automobile

* Griffin left the chat! *

Vance: bruce i think your mom put weed in the sushi

Bruce: YOUR MOM IS THE ONE WHO MADE THE SUSHI.

Vance: oh

Finney: 🤨

Robin: I WANT WEED SUSHI

Finney: NO.

Robin: YOU ARENT MY MOM ANYMORE FINNEY. YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.

Finney: EXCUSE ME?????

* Billy added Griffin to the chat! *

Robin: ask me an easy question and then call me smart plz i think the washing machine gnome is keeping me in here and i need to act smart in order to get out

Bruce: like the troll over the bridge

Robin: NO I HATE TRIANGLES

Vance: ok robin would you rather have $10000000 or AIDS

Robin: both

Vance: huh ☹️

Bruce: something tells me you're going to be in that washing machine for a while

Robin: I CANT CHOSE I LOVE ANTELOPES

Griffin: i ran out of alcohol

Finney: oh no did the grabber turn you into an alcoholic

Griffin: no it's you guys

Griffin: i'd rather deal with the grabber than you

Vance: okay one sec

Griffin: NO PLEASE DONT BRING HIM TO ME HE FED ME DRY ASS EGGS AND TRIED TO CUT MY HAIR PLEASE

Gwen: HES DEAD GRIFFIN.

Gwen: ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING SHOTS????

Griffin: I DONT THINK SO??

Robin: TYRANNOSAURUS??

Finney: oh robin sweetheart ☹️

Gwen: robin i think u need to be put on meds.. just a suggestion tho!! (its not just a suggestion, there's smth seriously wrong with you)

Bruce:

Bruce: whoops wrong ss

Billy: why do you

Finney: 😕😕

Bruce:

Billy: oh god

Finney: there's no hope

authors note:

today i blew up my fridge on accident