Vance: bruce i'm going to kill you

Bruce: aw i love when u do that 💓

Bruce: people who say romance is dead obviously havent met you

Finney: 😕 it's 6 in the morning

Vance: HE ACTUALLY FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME

Billy: WHY WOULD HE DO THAT??

Griffin: let's not ask stupid questions alright bud?

Billy: aplple 🍓🍓🍓🍓

Robin: please take your meds, thanks 🤗🤗

Billy: why do planes have seatbelts

Vance: are you stupid

Billy: YOU COULD JUST LAND ON A CLOUD

Vance: and people swear i'm the dumb one

Finney: you are howd u get ur OWN BOYFRIEND to file a restraining order against u

Vance: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Billy: except dislocate his arm

Vance: oh yeah except that

Bruce: I DIDNT MEAN TO

Bruce: I FILLED ONE OUT AS A JOKE AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY SUBMITTED IT

Robin: HOW DO YOU

Robin: i don't got time for this i got to go into testing

Finney: tell me if it's mine sweetie

Robin: its not sorry

Finney: WHAT 😡🤬😡🤬

Billy: in the case of finney blake and robin arellano.. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!

Finney: THEN WHO TH IS

Robin: KITTEN..

Bruce: HUH?

Finney: no we are OVER ❌

Robin: kitten i'm sorry 🥺🥺

Robin: it won't happen again 😭😭

Vance: not liking how close this is to real online role play

Billy: how the hell do you know what online role play looks like

Vance: quarantine was a dark time

Bruce: yeah alr.. i think we need to break up

Vance: IVE CHANGED.

Bruce: PROVE IT

Billy: 🤨 wdym by that

Bruce: WDYM WDYM BY THAT

Billy: WDYM WDYM WDYM BY THAT

Bruce: WDYM WDYM WDYM WDYM BY THAT

Robin: you two are abt to give me a seizure

Finney: BRUCE WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG FOR YOU TO TYPE

Bruce: IM TYPING WITH ONE HAND

Robin: 🤭

Billy: 🤭

Bruce: you both are two years old

Bruce: I MEANT BECAUSE MY ARM GOT BOTH BROKEN AND DISLOCATED IN THE SAME 20 MINUTE SPAN

Finney: that's crazy man, couldn't be me tho

Finney: yk bc my arms mint

Vance: cant wait to witness your death day

Gwen: you won't even be alive to see him die

Vance: what

Gwen: WHAT??

Bruce: finney i'm going to cut off your arm in your sleep

Finney: YOURE GONNA WHAT 😲😲

Bruce: it's mine now

Finney: i feel like the embodiment of discombobulated rn

Finney: i kin discombobulated as of receiving that message

Billy: that just might be the most violent thing bruce has ever said

Vance: no one time he looked me in the eye and threatened to blend me

Robin: BLEND YOU????

Billy: guys it's my dogs birthday

Billy:

Gwen: AWEEE

Griffin: i hope she explodes

Griffin: i hate dogs

Gwen: hey griffin i saw u in my dream last night!!!

Griffin: AW RLYY THATS SO SWEET

Gwen: yea..

Billy: YOU HOPE SHE WHAT???

Griffin: 💥

Vance: WHY DID U CHOSE THAT PICTURE OF YOUR DOG

Billy: ITS NICE

Vance: YOU CANT EVEN SEE HER BILLY

Gwen: i love dogs

Griffin: NO WAY SAME

Gwen:

Gwen: you aren't slick

Griffin: AWE THE HEART IN MY CONTACT NAME

Gwen: yeah i just removed it

Griffin: oh

Robin:

Finney: THE WHOLE PARAGRAPH

Gwen: donnas so real for that

Vance: ALL THE LIKES

Vance: BRUCE YOU WISH ID WHAT

Bruce: i was hacked

Finney: he's definitely holding a grudge against you for dislocating his arm

Bruce: NO IM NOT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Finney:

Vance: WHYD YOU LIKE AND RETWEET IT

Finney: ..😁

Vance:

Vance: HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS??

Bruce: the people love me

Finney: that's dangerous

Bruce: how so

Finney:

Finney:

Bruce: oh my god

Bruce: WHAT HAVE I DONE

Griffin:

Griffin: this could've saved lives

Robin: those 200 people are living happy healthy lives rn

Robin: wish i was like them 😕

Finney: robin come over after school i want to watch bird box

Robin: nvm my life just got at least 100x better

Griffin: AWEEEE (i hope you guys break up)

Gwen: RIGHT ARENT THEY THE CUTEST (happy couples make me gag)

Robin: are you guys being homophobic

Gwen: yes actually

Griffin: i can't answer that without being cancelled

Bruce: why griffin we won't tell anyone 😁📱📽️📷📺🎥📹🎙️📡

Finney: yeah if you say you're homophobic we'll keep it in the group 😁📽️🎙️📷📡📱📺🎥

Griffin: WHY AM I BEING GANGED UP ON BY FINNBRUCE

Vance: BY WHAT

Griffin: I didn't feel like writing both their names

Vance: did you just ship them 😕

Gwen: oooo u made 1/2 of brance angry and jealous

Robin: MY SCIENCE TEACHER JUST MADE ME DO A PERIOD CRAMP STIMULATOR

Robin: ITS 10 IN THE MORNING.

Robin: AND BRUCE AND FINNEY JUST STOOD BY ME AND LAUGHED

Bruce: i found it pretty amusing

Finney: same

Robin: IM GOING TO SUE HER FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS

Robin: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PERIODIC TABLE

Griffin: PERIODic table

Robin: oh my god you're a genius

Griffin: i know

Billy: no that's pretty surprising

Billy: you know what isn't surprising? how fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance

Vance: what is wrong with you 😕

Finney:

Finney: robin

Vance: EXCUSE ME???

Billy: WHAT

Finney: HE'LL JUST RANDOMLY BITE ME

Vance: ..that's suspicious..

Finney: ON MY ARM

Finney: i'm just a boy 🙁

Billy: LESS SUSPICIOUS

Robin: IT ONLY HAPPENED THREE TIMES

Finney: five times 😕

Finney: this week

Bruce: ITS ONLY MONDAY??

Finney: the sad sad truth

authors note:

I KNOW I SAID ID POST THIS CHAPTER AT 12:00 AM BUT IM ABT TO FALL ASLEEP SO IM POSTING IT A LITTLE EARLY

JUST PRETEND I POSTED THIS ON A MONDAY