Billy: GUYS LET ME BACK IN ITS COLD OUT HERE

Vance: NO

Billy: YOU CANT JUST BARGE INTO MY HOUSE ON MY BIRTHDAY AND KICK ME OUT

Robin: i'm not seeing the problem

Billy: ROBIN ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS

42069: it's 8 PM

Vance: HOWD U GET BACK IN HERE

42069: VANCE I MISSED YOU

Bruce: why are you here

42069: BRUCE I MISSED U TOO

42069: even tho ur not supporting me

Bruce: I AM.

42069: MISOGYNISTIC

Bruce: STOP

Griffin: DAMN IT ANOTHER PERSON ASKED ME IF I WAS GAY

Billy: LMFAOOOOO

Griffin: I CANT BEAT THE GAY ALLEGATIONS WHEN YOURE ALL GAY

42069: the vegetable in the fruit basket 🤗

Griffin: are you straight

42069: no i'm a lesbian

Griffin: FUCK YOU

42069: griffin i just said im a lesbian

*Bruce removed 42069*

Finney: NOOOOOO FINNEY

Billy: guys let me back in

Vance: WE ARENT DONE

Billy: DONE WITH WHAT.

Billy: AT LEAST GET ME MY CLOTHES

Gwen: why do u never have clothes

Billy: ITS ONLY HAPPENED TWICE

Gwen: IT SHOUDLNT HAPPEN AT ALL???

Billy: I HAVE CLOTHES BUT THEYRE TOO THIN AND ITS COLD

Gwen: i'm removing myself from this conversation

Finney: OKAY BILLY U CAN COME BACK IN

Billy: the door was unlocked that entire time.

Billy: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Robin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Gwen: did you guys seriously decorate his whole house and not invite me

Finney: yes sorry

Billy: bruce just fell off the ladder

Griffin: is the ladder ok

Gwen: WHY WAS BRUCE ALLOWED ON A LADDER IN THE FIRST PLACE

Bruce: I WAS HANGING UP THE BANNER 🙁

Bruce: my arm hurts

Vance: i told you guys we should've bruce proofed the house

Billy: why does the banner say "hyppy birhay"

Finney: ROBIN

Robin: WHY WOULD U HAVE A DYSLEXIC PERSON MAKE THE BANNER

Billy: NONO DONT WORRY I THINK THIS ADDS TO THE WHOLE

Billy: ..ESSENCE..

Vance: 😕

Bruce: i think i broke my arm

Gwen: y'all can't do shit without me

Griffin: guys i'm stuck in a bush

Bruce: HUH?????

Finney: U WERE JUST INSIDE LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO

Griffin: I WAS SETTING UP FOR THE MANHUNT GAME AND FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BUSH

Gwen: case proven

Bruce: WHY THE HELL WERE U ON A ROOF

Griffin: DID U NOT SAY GO UP ON THE ROOF.

Robin: WHY WOULD WE SAY THAT

Vance: billy just almost pepper sprayed me

Billy: YOU SNUCK UP ON ME

Vance: YOU WATCHED ME WALK UP TO U

Griffin: this bush is uncomfortable

Finney: ITS A MIRACLE YOU DIDNT FALL AND BREAK UR NECK

Robin: i finished the cake

Billy: CAKE OH MY GOD

Billy: ITS CHOCOLATE CAKE I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE

Robin: billy just passed out

Vance: WHAT THE FUCK

Robin: IDK IG HE RLY LIKES CHOCOLATE CAKE

Griffin: oh wait guys im in a tree not a bush

Finney: how do you get those two mixed up.

Griffin: THEY LOOK SIMILAR

Finney: NO THEY DO N

Finney: 🙂

Finney: I'm coming to help you.

Robin: WHAT DO I DO WITH BILLY

Vance: WAKE HIM UP

Robin: okay i'll cook him

Vance: is this the dyslexia speaking or you

Robin: neither this is conner talking

Vance: WHAT???

Finney: WHO????

Gwen: GUYS LET ME IN

Robin: I THOUGHT U WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE OUT ALONE WITH THE GRABBER LOSE

Gwen: we've been over this too many times robin

Vance: yea nobody wants her

Gwen: don't test me vance i'm loaded

Vance: YOURE WHAT

Griffin: you heard her

Vance: you either have a cross or a gun and i'm not sure which is scarier

Robin: billy just woke up saw the cake again and passed out

Griffin: 😵

Robin: yeah like that

Griffin: nah that's me bc finney shook me out of the tree

Bruce: FINNEY.

Finney: HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET HIM OUT

Griffin: and people swear he's the smart one

Finney: I AM.

Griffin: be so real rn

Finney: HOW ELSE

Griffin: you know that handy dandy ladder inside

Finney: oh

Griffin: also instructing me on how to get down since you can see better

Finney: YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULDVE LEFT U IN THAT TREE

Griffin: BETTER THAN U SHAKING ME OUT

Griffin: YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN HELD BACK INSTEAD OF VANCE

Finney: HOW DARE YOU.

Gwen: me personally i wouldn't let that one slide

Vance: yeah same.. that's just me tho, like each to their own or whatever but i'd have sm to say fr

Gwen: u right u right

Robin: THANKS TO WHOEVER SCREAMED BC IT WOKE BILLY UP

Robin: oh whys bruce crying

Finney: VANCE WHATD U DO

Vance: WHYD U ASSUME IT WAS ME

Griffin: bffr

Vance: SHUT UP LITTLE BOY

Gwen: WAS IT OR WAS IT NOT YOU

Vance: I RELOCATED HIS SHOULDER

Finney: YOU

Finney: DOESNT HIS SHOULDER HAVE TO BE DELOCATED TO DO THAT

Vance: YES AND I THOUGHT IT WAS

Vance: turns out it wasn't

Robin: oh my god

Robin: take this man to a pshychatrist

Robin: pshychiatrist

Robin: pshychiatrist

Billy: a what

Robin: sigh

Robin: lady with pen

Finney: WHAT 😭

Robin: STOP

Vance: WHY WAS THAT THE FIRST EXAMPLE U THOUGHT OF

Robin: IT WORKED DID IT NOT

Bruce: i'm filing a restraining order

Vance: AGAINST WHO???

Bruce: YOU.

Bruce: STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY ARM

Robin: LMFAOOOOO

Vance: NO IM SORRY

Vance: LET ME RELOCATE IT AGAIN

Bruce: VANCE.

Vance: BRUCE.

Bruce: i'm hiding

Billy: i ate all the cake

Gwen: HOW DID U HAVE THE TIME TO DO THAT?????

Griffin: WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE ANY FOR US???????

Billy: I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS ALL GONE UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE

Griffin: 😕

Griffin: i'm getting an emancipation from you.

Billy: NO IM SORRY

Griffin: NO BILLY THIS IS IT

Griffin: NO MORE MR NICE GUY.

Billy: ON MY BIRTHDAY??????

Griffin: DAMN IT

Griffin: i'll have to wait until tomorrow

authors note:

ITS BILLYS AND MY BIRTHDAY 😱😱😱 EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILLY

ALSO DID U GUYS SEE THIS??? BC WTF

JAW IS ON THE GROUND