Billy: can someone bring me clothes

Robin: what

Finney: WHY DONT U HAVE CLOTHES BILLY 😕😕

Billy: they were taken

Robin: EXCUSE ME 🙁

Billy: THEY WERE TAKEN.

Billy: CAN U READ????

Robin: CAN U STAY CLOTHED???

Billy: touché

Vance: guys i'm trapped in an ice cream freezer

Bruce: WHAT

Finney: one problem at a time.

Finney: Billy why ☹️

Billy: I WAS PRACTICING FOR MY SWIM MEET TMR AND AFTER I WAS DONE I SHOWERED

Billy: THEN WHEN I GET OUT MY CLOTHES ARE GONE

Robin: make a run for it

Billy: NO.

Billy: WHY CANT U BRING ME CLOTHES

Robin: a ghost trapped me in my room

Finney: Robin what

Finney: you're literally right next to me in MY living room

Robin: HES LYING ITS A LITTLE GIRL GHOST WHO GIGGLES AT ME TRIPPING (finney ur a little snitch)

Finney: WHAT ARE YOU

Finney: i'll get back to u in a sec

Billy: FINE IM MAKING A RUN FOR IT

Vance: did i just see billy run by in bat man boxers

Gwen: batman boxers.. billy.. 😕

Billy: i don't want to talk abt it.

Robin: HOWD U SEE HIM RUN BY IF UR IN A FREEZER

Vance:

Finney: WHAT

Robin: i'm not even going to try and think of how u could've possibly fit in there

Vance: me neither

Robin: u got a nice view tho?

Vance: YEAH UNTIL BILLY RAN BY

Billy: ☹️ NOBODY BROUGHT ME CLOTHES

Griffin: me personally, i wouldn't let that slide

Billy: YOU DIDNT EITHER.

Griffin: i was busy

Billy: DOING WHAT????

Griffin: sitting

Robin: LMFAOOOOO

Billy: GRIFFIN WE'RE BASICALLY BROTHERS AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME

Griffin: YES?????

Billy: damn bro i didn't know u were chill like that

Griffin: yea since 2011 🔥‼️

Vance: i can't believe you guys exist

Vance: i feel like kids aren't real after 2009

Bruce: MY SISTER ISNT REAL TO U??

Finney: uppity votetety

Robin: don't let it happen again

Vance: IDK ITS JUST WEIRD THAT I HAD MY FIRST BITCH IN 2011 WHILE U GUYS WERE JUST BEING BORN

Bruce: WHAAAAT..

Vance: our parents took us to the same baseball camp right

Vance: she gave me her legos and everything

Finney: dang that's true love at age 5

Robin: ARENT YOU GAY?????

Vance: THEY WERENT A GIRL TRUST

Billy: ...alright bud i think it's time we put u on some meds

Robin: YOUVE LOST ME

Vance: THEY

Vance: how do i say this

Finney: they were trans

Finney: are u good it's literally not that hard

Vance: OK DAMN SORRY IM BAD WITH WORDS ALR

Robin: AND PEOPLE SWEAR IM THE DYSLEXIC ONE

Griffin: YOU LITERALLY ARE

Robin: VANCE IS THE ONE ACTING ALL DYSLEXIC LIKE

Robin: ARENT U VANCE

Vance: I COULD PROBABLY FIND THE BASEBALL THEY GAVE ME WITH THEIR AUTOGRAPH

Robin: thats not what i asked 🙁

Vance: we used to make fun of these kids with weird mohawks that looked like fireworks

Bruce: THAT WAS YOU???????

Vance: what

Finney: NO WAY

Finney: IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD IM GOING TO CRY

Robin: finney just slapped my phone out of my hands while laughing as if he didn't break my other one

Finney: YOU SLAMMED IT ONTO THE CONCRETE YOURSELF

Vance: IM SO CONFUSED

Finney: THE FACT THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MAKES THIS EVEN FUNNIER

Bruce: i'm going to need a moment to process this

Vance: PROCESS WHAT

Finney: STOP YOURE BEING SO FUNNY

Vance: WHAT AM I DOING THATS FUNNY.

Billy: finney im outside ur house with no clothes plz help

Finney: and the laughter stops

Robin: just join the other homeless guy in the back

Finney: EXCUSE ME????

Griffin: THE WHAT

Billy: IM NOT HOMELESS

Robin: WHAT

Billy: I JUST DONT HAVE CLOTHES

Robin: oh damn man that's crazy then

Gwen: SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A GUY LIVING IN OUR BACKYARD

Robin: thats joe

Robin: he doesn't really live there but he'll stop by occasionally

Gwen: oh cool

Finney: NO??????

Robin: someone just told me "kys" what does that mean

Vance: kill yourself

Robin: telling a neurodivergent person of color to kill themselves isn't a good look vance

Vance: i walked right into that one

Billy: FUCK I JUST SPRAYED MYSELF WITH PEPPER SPRAY

Griffin: what is wrong with you

Griffin: like seriously

Billy: don't worry abt it

Griffin: oh i'm worrying

Vance: WHY DO U HAVE PEPPER SPRAY

Billy: BC THERES A POSSIBLY PERVY KIDNAPPER ON THE LOSE AND IM RUNNING AROUND IN BATMAN BOXERS

Vance: SO THEY LEFT THE BOXERS AND PEPPER SPRAY AND TOOK ALL UR OTHER STUFF

Billy: no i took the pepper spray into the shower with me

Robin: why would u do that.

Billy: I WONT REPEAT MYSELF ROBIN

Finney: SHOOT I FORGOT ABT THE KIDNAPPER

Finney: GWEN U SHOULDN'T BE OUT AT DARK WHEN THE KIDNAPPER IS LOSE

Gwen: nah dw he only likes little boys

Bruce: 😕

Griffin: IM A LITTLE BOY???????

Griffin: OH FUCK

Gwen: yea couldn't be me

Gwen: y'all stay safe tho

Billy: IM GETTING U ALL PEPPER SPRAY

Billy: EVEN U GWEN

Gwen: i don't think you understand

Gwen: HE DOESNT WANT ME

Vance: damn even the kidnapper doesn't want you

Gwen: don't start with me vance

Gwen: itd be a shame if i saw u in my dreams

Vance: what the hell do u mean by that

Finney: 👀

Vance: FINNEY

Finney: I PLEAD THE FIFTH

Vance: damn this freezer is kinda comfy i feel so sleepy

Finney: he's abt to pass out from lack of oxygen isn't he

Griffin: yeah

Finney: should we help him

Griffin: nah let's wait a few minutes

authors note:

GUYS I LIED IM POSTING THIS CHAPTER BEFORE BILLYS BDAY CHAPTER ON SUNDAY 🤭🤭

oh yeah and i got a gay sticker

how was ur guys day 💘🤗