Bruce: i'm going to school

Vance: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Bruce: I AM

Vance: don't test me

Vance: today is not the day.

Bruce: BUT SCHOOL

Vance: BRUCE YAMADA U ARE SICK

Bruce: FINE

Billy: i cant go to school

Finney: why😕

Billy: THE BOY KNOWS I LIKE HIM

Finney: SO WHAT MAYBE HE LIKES U BACK

Billy: NOT EVERYONE GETS A HAPPY ENDING LIKE YOU AND ROBIN, OK CINDERELLA?

Finney: i'm going back to bed

Vance: its bc ur hairs ugly billy

Billy: 🙂

Griffin: you see, me personally, i wouldn't take that level of disrespect

42069: HIS HAIR IS SO CUTE

42069: stfu with your ugly looking spaghetti hair

Vance: HEY

42069: i'm going to sneak into ur room at night and go chop chop

Vance: someone remove her

Bruce: I'LL DO IT

Bruce: HOW

42069: why do u hate me sm brucey ( i actually know why, it's bc ur jealous, but i'm going to play along and act like i don't know )

* Bruce removed 42069 *

Finney: NOOOOOOOOOO FINNEY

Gwen: cough drops are so good

Robin: get help

Vance: you're one to talk

Robin: I DONT HAVE PROBLEMS.

Bruce: whenever i put in airpods in class to watch smth i get scared that they didn't actually connect

Vance: why are you in class bruce

Bruce: ...i'm not!!!!

Finney: LIAR AND IM ALWAYS RIGHT

Bruce: SHUT UP STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHITE BOY

Finney: 😧

Billy: that's a jaw dropper for sure

Robin: HAAAAAH

Vance: OH MY GOD

Bruce: you too.

Vance: YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND????

Bruce: MAYBE

Vance: let's play a game

Bruce: oh no i take it back

Bruce: I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID

Bruce: DONT MAKE ME PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE IM SORRY

Robin: what the FUCK.

Finney: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BRUCE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

Billy: can't think of a single reason that made you think it was okay to phrase it like that

Finney: 🙁

Billy: DONT FROWN AT ME YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID IT

Finney: YOU THOUGHT IT

Billy: FUCK

Vance: i'm done with this groupchat

Griffin: NO I WANT TO PLAY UR GAME

Vance: THANK YOU GRIFFIN.

Finney: i'll play but if i hear the word russian i'm out

Vance: I DONT MAKE PEOPLE PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE

Billy: WHATS THE GAME

Vance: i ask a question and you answer

Vance: what's normal at 3 PM but terrifying at 3 AM

Billy: relatives calling you

Robin: vance

Vance: 😕 and the games over

Robin: you remind me of a dinosaur

Griffin: you're disqualified

Robin: WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE

Griffin: WHO PUT YOU IN CHARGE

Robin: WHAT

Griffin: WHAT

Robin: STOP COPYING ME

Griffin: STOP COPYING ME

Robin: THIS IS SO UNFUNNY GRIFFIN

Griffin: THIS IS SO UNFUNNY GRIFFIN

Finney: guys help i'm stuck in the bathroom

Robin: YOURE WHAT

Finney: THE DOOR WONT OPEN

Griffin: open it

Finney: I OBVIOUSLY TRIED THAT

Griffin: 🤷

Finney: maybe i can use a key

Griffin: if you say so

Finney: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING IF YOU ARENT TRYING TO HELP ME

Griffin: why are you stuck in a bathroom

Vance: LMFAOOOOOO

Robin: WHY IS GRIFFIN BEING A LITTLE DEVIOUS CHILD TODAY

Griffin: why do you give off heterosexual vibes

Robin: what did you just say to me

Billy: went for the internal organs damn

Gwen: speaking of griffin

Finney: NO SPEAK OF ME BEING TRAPPED IN A BATHROOM

Gwen: its always u white men

Finney: YOU

Finney: FINE GO

Gwen: i've noticed griffin does everything with his left hand

Gwen: LIKE EVERYTHING

Gwen: but his mom told me he's a righty

Vance: what 😕

Griffin: OOHH YEAH I CANT MOVE MY THUMB ON MY RIGHT HAND SO ITS HARD TO DO THINGS

Bruce: GRIFFIN WHAT

Griffin: wait

Griffin: THATS NOT NORMAL?????

Vance: what do you

Vance: why would

Vance: why are you

Vance: are you ok.

Griffin: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO SAY THAY

Vance: I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH YOU WHILE TYPING

Finney: HAVE U NEVER SEEN ANOTHER PERSON USE THEIR RIGHT THUMB BEFORE

Griffin: NO..

Bruce: wait

Bruce: we CAN use our right thumbs right?

Griffin: bruce gets it

Vance: if bruce is the only one understanding i'd see a doctor

Bruce: what do you mean by that 🧐

Vance: I MEANNNN UR A VERY SPECIAL KID BRUCE 💗💗

Bruce: NO VANCE WHAT DO U REALLY MEAN BY THAT??

Finney: OH MY GOD I WISH I HAD POPCORN FOR THIS

Robin: just open the door and walk out of the bathroom

Finney: both you and griffin can smash your phones against the concrete

Robin: OKAY ONE SEC

Finney: DONT ACTUALLY DO IT

Finney: ROBIN

Finney: OH MY GOD THE BATHROOM DOOR JUST EXPLODED

Billy: THE FACT THAT I WAS ABLE TO MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE READING THAT SAYS A LOT

Bruce: HOW DOES THE BATHROOM DOOR EXPLODE

Griffin: OH MY GOD IT WORKED

Gwen: WE'RE GENIUSES

Finney: i should've known

Griffin: i love fire

Vance: SO U CAN BLOW UP DOORS BUT U CANT USE UR RIGHT THUMB

Griffin: YEA

Vance: brb

Griffin: WHAT WHERE ARE U GOING

Vance: to make a doctors appointment for you and then driving to pick you up to check you into a mental hospital

Griffin: NO

Griffin: WE'RE LITERALLY DOWN THE HALL FROM U WHERE ARE U PICKING ME UP FROM

Vance: good point

Vance: gwen hold him down

Billy: why on gods green earth would you say that

Griffin: 😕

Gwen: I'm a minor

Vance: STOP THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Finney: DID ROBIN ACTUALLY SMASH HIS PHONE AGAINST CONCRETE

Gwen: this kid will do anything you say

Bruce: he's like your pet

Billy: if you guys don't start thinking before typing

Robin: $-&@ wj&1&1 &1'nq ??? eve-&&1 💥 whwn!! benw anI1'

Billy: so me

Griffin: so me

Billy: so we

Griffin: 🦶

Billy: WHY NO THUMB BOY WHY

Gwen: griffin just slipped

Billy: hah ur like slippy no thumb

Billy: OH MY GOD SLIPPY NO THUMB

Griffin: what did i do to hurt you this badly

Billy: foot.

authors note:

THIS CHAPTER IS KINDA BORING BUT I WANTED TO POST SMTH IN BETWEEN LAST CHAPTER AND BILLYS BIRTHDAY CHAPTER 🎉