Vance: manifesting Billy's death repost my tweet to make it come true #333

Robin: smashing the repost button why isn't anything happening

Robin: oh shit billy just fell out of his chair

Bruce: ACTUALLY??

Robin: nah i'm an impulsive liar

Bruce: oh i didn't know that

Robin: i was lying

Bruce: ARE YOU SURE..

Robin: no i was lying

Bruce: i'm confused now

Billy: GUYS MY MOM JUST SAID MY DOGS GONE

Finney: nobody cares about your fucking ugly ass dog

Griffin: oh wow

Vance: finn why are you beefing with a dog

Finney: why are you beefing with a little kid

Vance: WHO?

Finney: Billy

Billy: HEY.

Billy: I'M OLDER THAN YOU

Finney: you're ANNOYING and LOUD and FUCKING OBNOXIOUS

Bruce: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Robin: WHO HAS FINNEYS PHONE

Gwen: I THINK FINNEY HAS FINNEYS PHONE

Griffin: what's the protocol for this

Billy: not sure the readers guide didn't go over this

Billy: my dog would've told me what to do

Finney: did your dog ever tell you to shut the fuck up

Billy: IM SORRY

Finney: TF ARE U APOLOGIZING FOR?

Billy: I SAID IM SORRY DONT TAKE THE KIDS THEYRE ALL I HAVE

Robin: bro got so scared he turned into a single dad

Billy: let's think about how Finney went from sunshine to vance in a day

Finney: how about we talk about my fist flying across your face at 261 MPH

Vance: WHAT

Billy: ROBIN WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

Griffin: DID U REJECT HIM OR SMTH

Robin: IM THE ONE WHO CONFESSED TO HIM

Billy: AND????

Robin: WE WENT ON A MOVIE DATE IDK HOW THIS HAPPENED

Vance: ..were you that bad of a kisser 😕

Robin: WE DIDNT EVEN KISS LEAVE.

Vance: no you said you'd play call of duty with me later

Finney: call of duty?? how about you call some bitches

Griffin: 😧

Vance: k one sec

Vance: 📞 hey bruce?

Bruce: 📞 hi Vance

Gwen: EW????

Griffin: wake up and break up

Billy: this encourages me to jump off mount rushmore at 3:38 PM on october 2nd

Bruce: that's your birthday silly

Billy: I know.

Bruce: oh

Billy: WHERE IS MY FUCKING DOG.

Bruce: i just got on some random bus

Finney: idiots

Robin: its always you two

Billy: GUYS I WAS WALKING HOME AND A BUNCH OF GIRLS SURROUNDED ME AND BEGGED ME FOR MY NUMBER

Vance: oh billy

Vance: i fear you've become delusional

Finney: bffr bc in no world is this true you bitchless fuck

Billy: WOAH

: hey guys i lost my phone i'm on my ipad

Vance:

: SHUT UP

Finney: cringe

: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK

Finney: no

Finney: dumb fuck

: that's it i'm finding you

Finney: bro why are there so many pictures of phantom from phantom of the opera in your phone

Billy: LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Finney: did i say u could laugh bozo

Billy: sorry sir

Finney: who the hell is robin and why is there a whole album for him

Robin: WHAT

: WHY ME LORD WHY ME

Gwen: this might be the funniest thing to happen in this gc

Billy: nah remember when Bruce believed in santa

Bruce: 🙂

Bruce: hey vance can u send me the link to the tweet from earlier u wanted us to repost?

Vance: yeah no problem

Billy: 😕

Bruce: it didn't have to be this way billy

Vance: yes it did

Bruce: GUYS I DONT THINK THIS BUS IS TAKING ME HOME

Vance: WHAT

Bruce: I JUST GOT ON A RANDOM SCHOOL BUS

Robin: 😨

: what on earth possessed you to do that

Finney: Bruce idk u but can i call u a slur

Bruce: yeah but only the ones that are true

Vance: NO??????

Finney: rude

Vance: WHO EVEN ARE YOU

Finney: your worst nightmare

Gwen: guys i have a cough drop addiction

Gwen: like seriously

Billy: why am i not at all surprised by that

Gwen: IM STARTING TO SHAKE SOMEONE GET ME COUGH DROPS

Finney: turn to jesus

Gwen: I FUCKING TRIED

Bruce: the bus just dropped me off

Vance: WHERE??

Bruce: somewhere close by

Vance: OKAY STAY THERE I'LL TAKE MY MOMS CAR

Bruce: nvm i'm in arizona

: IS UR DRIVING THAT BAD VANCE

Finney: why are you pretending to be me

: THATS NOT FUNNY.

Finney: identity fraud is illegal you know

: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK.

Finney: nah

: FUDGE

Robin: you're lucky you're cute bc i cant believe you just said fudge

Finney: Robin, age 13, scorpio, dyslexic, ENFJ, mexican, dimples, has glasses but wears contacts, favorite color is red, scared of spiders, favorite book is green eggs and ham

Robin: WHAT????

Robin: WHY DOES HE HAVE MY WHOLE BIOGRAPHY

Finney: idk it's in Finney's notes

: STOP GOING THRU MY STUFF

Finney: nah i'm bored

: THEN GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK

Finney: nah

Robin: hey finney want to see a movie later today

Finney: sure

Robin: cool

: THATS NOT ME

Robin: WHAT

Finney: yes it is

: IM THE REAL FINNEY

Billy: NO IM THE REAL FINNEY

Finney: go look for ur ugly ass dog

: I AM LITERALLY THE REAL FINNEY

Finney: liar

Robin: OK FINNEY WHICH MOVIE DID WE SEE LAST NIGHT THEN

Finney: we saw nope

: HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW THAT

Finney: i'm stalking you

Finney: look behind you

: THATS SO NOT FUNNY

Gwen: its so not funny bc u fell for it 😛

Bruce: GUYS IT STARTED RAINING AND IM LOST

Vance: YOURE GOING TO CATCH A COLD BRUCE LET ME COME PICK YOU UP

Bruce: NO I'LL DIE IN THE CAR.

Finney: i'll pick you up

Bruce: okay

Vance: NO U WILL NOT GET IN SOME CAR WITH SOME RANDOM STRANGER YOU KNOW NOTHING ABT OVER YOUR BOYFRIEND

Bruce: good point

Bruce: random stranger can you drive

Finney: anybody can drive if they really want to

Bruce: on second thought vance come pick me up

Vance: THANK YOU.

: i just want my phone

Finney: you'll get it after my date with robin

: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME.

Finney: i am you

: GOSH DARN IT

authors note:

GUYS YOU KNOW HOW IN MY LAST AUTHORS NOTE I TALKED ABOUT WALKING HOME IN THE RAIN?? WELL I CAUGHT A COLD FROM IT THIS IS THE WORSE