《midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)》math club
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Vance: so i was signing up for math club right
Robin: what
Finney: YOU WERE WHAT
Vance: and guess who i saw on the members list
Robin: we can't just move past the fact that YOU were signing up for math class
Vance: our dear pals bruce and billy were there ❤️❤️
Robin: WHAT
Billy: NO
Bruce: THAT MUSTVE BEEN A DIFFERENT BRUCE AND BILLY
Finney: THERES A MATH CLUB??
Vance: yeah Bruce and Billy are actually the leaders of it
Griffin: nobody is safe in this groupchat
Billy: FINE I HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE OF BRUCES BASEBALL TEAMMATES AND I JOINED BC HE LOVES MATH FOR SOME ODD REASON
Bruce: ITS JUST BECAUSE WE BOTH NEED HELP ON MATH SO WE STARTED THE CLUB FOR HELoh okay or just say the truth
Finney: DAMN BRUCE HAD THE WHOLE ALIBI READY
Robin: WHAT ABT DEAF GIRL..
Billy: well he is deaf girl..
Vance: oh this is too good
Robin: YOU MADE A WHOLE GIRL IN BAND UP JUST SO YOU COULD KEEP THE FACT THAT YOU LIKE BRUCES FRIEND A SECRET?
Billy: WELL TECHNICALLY HES IN BAND
Robin: wow I'm impressed
Gwen: IS HE EVEN DEAF OR HAVE I BEEN LIED TO??
Billy: HE IS DEAF
Gwen: GOOD
Gwen: you little liar
Finney: 😧
Billy: WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET BY THIS
Gwen: BC BILLY. BC.
Vance: wait how does he play band if he's deaf
Finney: wait..
Billy: let's go back to the fact that vancey dancey joined the math club
Vance: STOP RHYMING MY NAME WITH THINGS OR I'LL TELL BASEBALL BOY U LIKE HIM
Billy: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS
Vance: I'll ask Bruce
Bruce: oh no
Billy: RUN BRUCE DONT GIVE INTO THE PEER PRESSURE
Finney: SO WHYD U JOIN THE MATH CLUB VANCE
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Vance: my math teacher said I had to because I was failing at math
Finney: YOU CAN JUST ASK ME TO TUTOR YOU
Robin: no
Robin: you're my tutor
Griffin: a bit possessive are we?
Vance: 🤨
Billy: that's an eyebrow raiser for sure
Vance: are we just not going to talk abt what happened
Finney: let's spare Billy
Gwen: what happened
Finney: or not
Vance: BILLY BASICALLY LIT THE SCHOOL ON FIRE SO INSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL WE HAVE ZOOM CLASSES UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY
Gwen: LUCKY
Griffin: BILLY MAKE A PIT STOP AT THE 6TH GRADE WING NEXT TIME
Billy: NO.
Billy: I DIDNT MEAN TO BURN ANYTHING DOWN THE MATCH SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND
Vance: THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH FIRE
Gwen: I expected to be more surprised by what happened but I'm not even phased
Vance: how do I log onto zoom
Robin: old man
Vance: NO
Finney: OLD MAN OLD MAN
Robin: VANCE IS A GRANDPA
Vance: this is driving me towards suicide
Robin: guys what's the answer to question 7 for the science test
Finney: how are you already on question 7
Vance: we had a science test?
Billy: yeah the teacher just said it dumbass
Vance: my volume is down i was tryna watch tiktok
Bruce: DURING CLASS??
Vance: WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO SEND ME HOME????
Finney: GUYS JUST DO YOUR TEST
Vance: blake hey hello you're passing science right you're the biggest nerd i know
Finney: yea..
Vance: what's the answers to the test
Finney: no
Vance: FUCK YOU YOU VILE HUMAN BEING SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS THE END FOR UOU AND YOUR SORRY LITTLE FACE FINNEY YOU HEAR ME
Finney: 🔥
Finney: bro let his intrusive thoughts win
Bruce: 😕
Billy: that's offensive to deaf people vance
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Vance: YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING
Gwen: is Vance throwing a tantrum?
Robin: yeah come back in a few minutes
Gwen: OKAY
Vance: WHAT THE FUCK
Vance: IM NOT THROWING A TANTRUM
Bruce: sure you aren't
Finney: we can see u on the zoom call
Griffin: WHATS HE DOING
Finney: throwing his papers around like sue from glee
Vance: YOURE ALL LIARS
Finney: oh wow he just threw his computer across the room
Griffin: I can perfectly imagine this
Robin:
[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]
Robin: go to 0:49 and that's you
Vance: IM SITTING IN MY CHAIR CALMLY NOT CAUSING DESTRUCTION
Finney: JEEZ OKAY NO NEED TO YELL
Vance: SHUT UP
Vance: ALL OF YOU
Robin: except Bruce?
Vance: Bruce wasn't saying anything in the first place
Robin: well i just figured since you guys kiss all the time you'd make an exception for him anyways
Bruce: rewind
Robin: yeah I put cameras in your room
Bruce: WHAT ☹️
Vance: pervert..
Robin: NO WAIT
Billy: there's no coming back from this
Vance: pretty sure there's websites if you want to watch people kiss
Robin: STOP
Robin: IM JUST A BOY
Robin: wait are you admitting you guys kissed
Vance: alr pervert don't try and change the subject..
Robin: YOURE THE ONE SWITCHING THE SUBJECT
Bruce: DO YOU WATCH ME CHANGE TOO?
Robin: I DONT LIKE THE TURN THIS CONVO HAS TAKEN
Bruce: YOU THINK I DO??
Robin: OKAY FINE I DIDNT ACTUALLY PUT CAMERAS IN UR ROOM
Robin: I JUST WABTED TO PROVE U GUYS KISSED IN THE ELEVATOR
Vance: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Robin: FINNEY AND GWEN KEEP SAYING MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE BC IM LYING
Vance: all three of you are four years old
Griffin: I can't believe he was abt to risk his whole career for brance
Vance: for what
Griffin: Brance
Gwen: live love Brance 🇺🇸
Vance: THE FLAG??
Bruce: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Robin: ADMIT YOU KISSED BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND
Vance: I have zero clue what you mean
Bruce: I don't even know how to kiss someone
Finney: Robin I think it's time we make a trip to the therapist
Robin: IM NOT LYING
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