《midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)》vance hates deaf people
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Billy: good morning
Robin: hey Billy Bobby
Billy: 😕 .. hello
Robin: how was sleeping on the floor
Billy: it was okay Griffin gave me a pillow and blanket last night
Finney: WHAT
Finney: YOU DIDNT HAVE A PILLOW AND BLANKET BEFORE??
Bruce: WHY IS GRIFFIN SLOWLY RATIONING OUT THINGS FOR YOU TO SLEEP WITH
Griffin: NO DONT GET THIS TURNED ON ME
Griffin: I TOLD HIM TO SLEEP IN THE GUEST ROOM OR AT LEAST ON THE COUCH BUT NOOO HE INSISTS
Vance: this is why I don't like waking up
Robin: VANCE
Finney: HI VANCE
Robin: WE MISSED YOU VANCE
Finney: HOWD YOU SLEEP VANCE
Vance: this is also a reason
Finney: does anyone have a bra
Vance: I'm going back to bed
Finney: WAIT FIRST
Finney: DO YOU HAVE A BRA
Vance: why would I have a
Vance: WHY DO YOU NEED A BRA????
Finney: WHY DONT YOU HAVE ONE
Vance: WHY WOULD I.
Finney: BRUCE CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOURS GWEN WONT LET ME USE HERS
Bruce: 🤨
Vance: I'm getting grey hairs from this conversation
Gwen: YOU WOULDNT TELL ME WHY YOU NEEDED ONE
Finney: ITS CLASSIFIED
Billy: where's the nearest bridge
Finney: DO YOU HAVE A BRA
Billy: NO ASK BRUCE
Bruce: WHY ME.
Finney: BRUCEY
Vance: WHY WOULD BRUCE HAVE A BRA
Bruce: tell me what for first
Finney: I want to see if I attach it to my rocket it'll make it go faster
Gwen: yeah stay away from my clothes
Robin: 🤦
Bruce: will I get it back
Finney: POSSIBLY UNLESS IT EXPLODES
Bruce: what
Robin: I WANT TO SEE THINGS EXPLODE
Finney: CJME WITH ME THEN
Vance: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BRA
Robin: why are you shaming him
for having one? 🤨
Finney: so boys can't experiment with different clothing just because they're boys? 🤨
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Robin: why are you promoting toxic masculinity? 🤨
Vance: I should've just gotten lost and not gone to detention
Vance: it wasn't worth this groupchat
Bruce: fine Finney you can have one
Finney: YES THANK YOU
Billy: guys i need help please
Vance: no
Robin: no thanks
Griffin: nah
Bruce: what's the problem I can help
Finney: oh brucey wucey you're too nice
Bruce: 😁
Bruce: wait what did you call me
Finney: why's your bra so small
Billy: 😕
Bruce: I stole one of my sisters..
Finney: WHAT
Gwen: WHAT.
Bruce: oh god
Gwen: IM TELLING AMY
Bruce: GWENDOLYN NO
Billy: guys shut up I can pull girls
Robin: ..?
Finney: this was never about you pulling girls in the first place
Billy: sorry autocorrect I defend myself on that topic a lot
Griffin: true
Billy: anyways GUYS HELP
Bruce: what is it
Billy: who here knows asl?
Vance: the fuck is asl
Vance: age, sex, location?
Robin: WHAT THE FUCK
Finney: WHAT WENT THRU UR HEAD WHILE SUGGESTING THAT
Vance: I FORGOT I WAS IN A GC WITH CHILDREN
Billy: I'M ALMOST 14.
Gwen: it's apple strudel ladies
Finney: WHY WOULD BILLY WANT TO KNOW ANY OF THOSE
Bruce: ITS AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE
Vance: dumbasses
Billy: okay mr "age sex location"
Robin: WHY WOULD BILLY WANNA KNOW THAT
Billy: ITS FOR THE CUTE BAND GIRL
Vance: I thought we were past this
Billy: she's so cute guys
Robin: i don't understand deaf people honestly
Finney: pardon?
Robin: like do they truly exist
Billy: obviously they exist i have a crush on a deaf girl
Robin: yeah but how
Vance: oh robin robin
Vance: when two people love each other very very much
Billy: WOAH
Finney: NO NO NO
Robin: I CANT HEAR YOU
Finney: LALALALALALALA
Robin: im fleeing the country
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Billy: GO TO A COUNTRY WHETE THEY SOEAK SIGN LANGUAGR AND TEACH IT TO ME
Vance: ????? i don't think theres a whole country or region with hearingless idiots that speak sign dipshit
Billy: WHY NOT
Billy: vance do you hate deaf people?
Vance: WHAT
Vance: HOW DID WE GET HERE
Finney: guys vance is a deaf hater
Vance: NO WHAT IM NOT RACIST
Finney: WHAT??????
Finney: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DEAF MEANS
Vance: what would you like my answer to be
Robin: now I understand why you got held back
Vance: 😒
Robin: DEAF PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE WHO CANT HEAR
Vance: oh
Vance: NO WHAT IM NOT DEAFIST
Griffin: 🤦
Vance: DEAFOPHOBIC
Vance: WHATEVER ITS CALLED
Billy: never ever come near my girl
Billy: you're embarrassing me
Vance: SHES NOT YOUR GIRL
Robin: YEAH YOU HAVE 0 BITCHES
Billy: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN
Finney: does anyone want to go to that fall festival thing with me and gwen in october
Robin: YES
Vance: no festivals are lame
Vance: and I hate fall
Billy: YOU HATE FALL?????
Griffin: get out NOW
Robin: FALL IS LITERALLY THE BEST SEASON
Vance: winter is better
Finney: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Billy: WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO SAY SUCH A THING
Vance: IM JUST SHARING MY OPINION
Finney: ITS WRONG
Vance: AN OPINION CANT BE WRONG
Robin: WELL YOU MANAGED TO DO IT
Finney: @Bruce are you coming
Bruce: coming where?
Finney: the fall festival
Bruce: OH MY GOD I LOVE FALL AND FESTIVALS YES
Finney: GOOD
Vance: I LOVE FALL TOO
Bruce: ITS THE BEAT SEASON
Vance: ESPECIALLY WHEN THERES FESTIVALS
Billy: 🤨
Robin: 🤦
Finney: 🙍
Bruce: oh wait I just scrolled up
Griffin: sigh
Vance: can someone tell me what time it is
Finney: does your phone not have the time on it
Vance: i'm in the shower
Robin: WHY ARE YOU ON THE PHONE IN THE SHOWER
Vance: IM NOT
Vance: I'm texting with siri
Gwen: this is making me suicidal
Finney: no that's not Vance it just runs in our family
Vance: WOULD SOMEONE JUST TELL ME THE TIME
Robin: NO
Vance: FUCKER
Vance: BRUCE
Billy: WHY ARE YOU SAYING HIS NAME
@ HIM SO HE'LL SEE IT
Vance: I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT I WAS CALLING HIS NAME OFF TEXT
Griffin: OFF TEXT?
Vance: I'm going to drown myself
Billy: fucking finally
Bruce: Vance why are you in my sisters shower
Vance: what
Vance: DAMN IT
Bruce: SHE LITERALLY HAS UNICORN STICKERS ALL OVER HER WALLS HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE IT WAS HERS
Vance: YOU DO WEIRD THINGS LIKE THAT
Vance: who just screamed
Gwen: Amy
Bruce: WHY
Gwen: i told her you were in her shower
Vance: NO
Billy: WHY DONT YOU JUST SHOWER AT YOUR OWN HOUSE
Vance: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS MY FLOORS ARE COLD
Billy: 😒
Griffin: 😛
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