Finney: ITS FRIDAY ITS FRIDAY

Robin: HOW IS BRUCES SKIN SO NICE

Vance: my clothes smell like a trash bag

Billy: THEY SMELL LIKE TRASH????

Vance: no a trash BAG dumbass

Billy: I should've left you on read

Robin: AGAIN HOW IS BRUCES SKIN SO PERFECT

Finney: his skincare routine is good

Finney: I don't know how he has the patience for it

Robin: I was rubbing his face yesterday and it's so smooth

Finney: 🤨

Vance: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUBBING HIS FACE

Robin: ITS SMOOTH

Vance: DO NOT DO THAT

Bruce: IT BURNS IT BURNS

Billy: WHAT

Bruce: I WASNT SUPPOSED TO WASH MY FACE BEFORE PUTTING THIS STUFF ON IT AND I FORGOT TO

Bruce: MY SKIN IS MELTING

Finney: OH MY GOD???

Vance: WASH IT OFF

Bruce: NO ITS OKAY I'LL BE OKAY

Vance: BRUCE ISTG

Bruce: ITS A SACRIFICE I HAVE TO MAKE

Vance: NO

Bruce: when I was 14 I got sprayed by a fire extinguisher

Vance: you're 14 right now

Bruce: I know

Vance: you just turned 14 a few weeks ago

Bruce: yes

Vance: 22 days ago

Finney: not that we're counting or anything but yk

Billy: I'm going to go wake Griffin up because I'm bored

Vance: UR JUST GOING TO GO TO HIS HOUSE??

Billy: I'm already here because my moms in California for work and I flooded my house

Billy: so I slept in his hallway

Robin: WHAT

Finney: YOU FLOODED UR HOUSE??

Gwen: FINNEY GET OUT OF THE DAMN BATHROOM

Finney: jeez someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Gwen: I'm going to punch you

Griffin: IM SO FREAKING TIRED RIGHT NOW

Griffin: BILLY I HATE YOU

Gwen: FINNEY GET OUT OF THE SHOWER BEFORE I BURN YOU WITH THE WATER

Finney: I GOT INTO THE BATHROOM FIRST

Gwen: WHY ARE YOU ON THE PHONE IN THE SHOWER

Vance: 🤨

Finney: IM NOT IM JUST RUNNING THE SHOWER WATER

Gwen: thats it

Robin: I walked into the Blake house and it's absolute chaos

Robin: WHY IS THERE A ROOSTER IN THE KITCHEN

Gwen: oh that's bingo

Vance: bingo balls

Bruce: why.

Vance: HAH

Robin: BINGO IS CHASING ME SOMEONE HELP

Vance: you're abt to get beat up by a rooster

Robin: WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WANTED FROSTED FLAKES

Billy: oh that reminds me

Billy: Griffin do you want me to make you breakfast

Griffin: if you serve me soggy cereal again I'm kicking you out

Finney: last night I had a dream Bruce died

Bruce: WHAT

Finney: yeah then on the news it sad you got buried 200 feet underground

Bruce: IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE????

Robin: BINGO IS TRYIGN TO RIP MY PANTS OFF

Vance: damn bingo at least take him out on a date first

Robin: GWEN HELP ME

Gwen: IM BUSY

Robin: WHOS SCREAMING

Finney: GWEN TURNED THE TEMPERATURE UP TO THE HIGHEST SETTING WHICH MAKES THE SHOWER WATER SUPER HOT

Billy: WHY DOES UR HOUSE WORK LIKE THIS

Finney: ITS OLD OKAY

Robin: I think bingo just killed himself

Gwen: first my mom now him?

Robin: HE JUMPED OFF THE COUNTER AND HES NOT MOVING

Finney: YOU KILLED HIM

Gwen: FINNEY GET OUT OF THE SHOWER ISTG

Finney: I AM OUT YOU BASICALLY COOKED ME

Gwen: if you used all the hot water you won't see the light of day again

Finney: uh oh

Gwen: YOU BITCH

Vance: WOAH

Finney: oh god Robin we gotta start running

Robin: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BARBIE TOWEL ON

Finney: ITS GWENS

Gwen: WHY ARE YOU LYING YOU LITERALLY BOUGHT IT

Billy: I wish we had school today

Robin: what is wrong with you

Billy: NOTHING.

Robin: you're 13 almost 14 and you WANT to go to school?

Billy: YES

Robin: its your own fault for lighting the cafeteria on fire

Vance: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE MATCH BOY

Billy: LETS JUST FOCUS ON THE FACT I GOT YOU ALL A DAY OFF 💗💗

Robin: GET HELP IMMOH MY GOD BINGO JUST STARTED FLYING

Bruce: FLYING?!?!!

Griffin: I have some news to break to you

Griffin: roosters don't fly

Bruce:

Bruce: oh my god he's right

Griffin: when am I not

Robin: THEN WHAT THE HELL IS FLYING AT ME

Billy: not a rooster that's for sure

Robin: GWEN HELP

Bruce: I think she's in the shower

Robin: FINNEY.

Finney: I'M GETTING DRESSED

Robin: IDC THERES A FLYING BIRD TRYIGN TO KILL ME AND PECK MY EYES OUT

Finney: IM DRESSING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

Vance: my microwave just exploded

Bruce: of course it did

Vance: what do you mean by that Bruce 🤨

Bruce: WHAT NOTHING

Vance: really because it seems like you're saying you aren't surprised my microwave exploded

Bruce: NO IM VERY SURPRISED

Vance: ARE YOU LYING TO ME NOW???

Vance: WOW..

Bruce: I NEVER LIE

Billy: friends don't lie 🧇🩸

* Vance removed Billy from the groupchat *

Robin: oh

Vance: do you hear that?

Bruce: hear what

Vance: exactly

Vance: no more Billy

Robin: the only thing I can hear is Finney screaming

Griffin: WOAH WHYD YOU REMOVE HIM

Vance: IVE HAD IT WITH HIM QUOTING STRANGER THINGS

Robin: are you a stranger things anti

Vance: aren't you supposed to be getting mauled by a bird

Robin: no I threw it in Finneys room

Vance: OHH THATS WHY HE ISNT SAYING ANYTHING

Robin: WELL HES SCREAMING FOR HELP RIGHT NOW

Robin: oh it just went silent

Finney: ROBIN CAZAREZ ARELLANO

Bruce: THE FULL NAME

Robin: NOT THE FULL NAME

Finney: THAT ROOSTER JUST SAW ME HALF NAKED

Vance: that rooster is going to be traumatized for life

Bruce: I THOUGHT WE CLARIFIED THAT IT WASNT A ROOSTER

Gwen: where is bingo.

Finney: in my closest

Gwen: TAKE HIM OUT

Finney: NO HES VICIOUS

Gwen: BINGO WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE

Finney: HE BIT ME SEVERAL TIMES

Gwen: ITS YOUR FAULT FOR SCARING HIM

Bruce: you should let bingo free and give him a better life

Gwen: what did you just say

Bruce: uh oh

Gwen: are you implying I don't treat my own rooster well?

Bruce: ITS NOT EVEN A ROOSTER

Gwen: I KNOW MORE ABOUT MY SON THAN YOU

Bruce: oh Gwen 😕

Gwen: DONT OH GWEN ME

Gwen: I know your secrets Brucey

Vance: BRUCE HAS SECRETS????

Griffin: TELL

* Bruce added Billy to the groupchat *

Billy: YOU'RE ALL FAKE FRIENDS

Vance: SOMEONES ANGRY

Billy: I'm going to kill you

Vance: I'M LOCKING MY DOORS

Billy: I'll find a way Vance

Griffin: he's not lying he somehow manages to get into my house with all the doors locked

Vance: I'LL FIGHT BACK BILLY

Billy: I'll strike while you're sleeping and vulnerable

Bruce: oh my god 😧

Billy: you're next

Bruce: WHAT DID I DO

Billy: YOU KISSED MY NEMESIS

Finney: WOAH WHAT

Bruce: I DID NOT

Robin: I TOLD YOU GUYS

Billy: YEAH I BELIEVE ROBIN

Vance: ROBIN CAN'T EVEN READ

Robin: IS THIS ABLEISM

Robin: I'M SORRY MY DYSLEXIA IS A BURDEN TO YOU

Vance: ITS FINE THANKS FOR APOLOGIZING

Robin: WHAT???????? I WAS BRING SARCASTIC

Finney: LMFAO

Robin: I'll free Bingo.

Finney: NO