Vance: so then she kissed me and like five seconds after the kiss I'm like "yep I'm definitely gay!"

Finney: what

Vance: me and Billy were sharing stories

Billy: he's still stuck in the elevator

Robin: if you jump up and down while flapping your arms the elevator will start working

Vance: fr? One sec

Vance: it didn't work

Robin: BUT THE SECURITY CAMERAS IN THE ELEVATOR DO!! I need this clip

Vance: ROBIN NO

Billy: GIVE IT TO ME AFTER

Robin: come help me steal it from the principal office

Billy: I have band

Vance: with Kate 😏😏😏😏😏😏😘😘😘😘😘

Vance: fucking band kids

Finney: 🤨

Finney: oh

Billy: shut it elevator boy

Billy: Vance is the type of person to do the surveys before a youtube video

Vance: GO PLAY THE TRUMPET WITH KATE

Billy: 😒

Billy: guys im gonna lose it

Finney: youve been gone for like two minutes what could you have possibly done

Billy: i was sitting next to this really cute girl right

Gwen: right

Griffin: you sitting next to a cute girl in BAND?? this can't be real

Vance: this is a fantasy story

Billy: guys stop i can pull girls

Vance: not willingly

Billy: anyways i was sitting next to the cute girl

Billy: and i was all like "this is my chance"

Robin: oh god

Billy: so then i was like "hey"

Billy: she didn't look back at me

Robin: hah rejected L

Billy: just listen let me finish it gets worse

Billy: so then i tapped on her shoulder

Billy: because i was like maybe I spoke too quietly

Billy: and yk like girls love music right

Finney: i guess..

Billy: so i offered her an earbud to listen to music with me

Billy: and she was DEAF all along.

Vance: 🤦‍♂️

* Vance left the groupchat *

Billy: NO IM SORRY

* Finney added Vance to the groupchat *

Vance: I cant do it anymore Billy

Billy: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

Vance: this is why I'm against letting kids join band

Finney: what happened to Kate

Billy: Kate called me a slur

Robin: WHAT

Griffin: that was unexpected

Gwen: griffin just threw his pizza on the floor and then slipped on it five seconds later

Vance: HOLY FUCK ITS PIZZA FOR LUNCH?????

Vance: SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS ELEVATOR

Robin: I WOULD BREAK YOU OUT BUT IM BREAKING INTO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE

Finney: ROBIN.

Robin: FINNEY.

Vance: BRUCE

Bruce: VANCE

Billy: BILLY

Gwen: self love

Vance: BRUCE BRING ME PIZZA

Bruce: HOW

Vance: JUST BRING IT TO THE ELEVATOR TRUST

Bruce: YOU CANT JUST ORDER ME AROUND

Vance: PLEASE BABE

Bruce: fine

Finney: oh GAG.

Billy: guys the girl just pulled out cool AirPods she's so cute

Vance: 😕

Billy: what

Vance: billy i thought she was deaf

Billy: HOLD UP

Billy: SHE PLAYED ME

Vance: sigh

Finney: HAH

Billy: I'm going to confront her nicely and respectfully

Vance: oh my god I can't take anymore second hand embarrassment

Vance: BRUCE WHERE IS MY PIZZA

Bruce: IM GETTING IT AS FAST AS I CAN

Billy: apparently they were her implants

Vance: I hope I die in this elevator

Robin: BILLY COME MEET ME IN THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE BEFORE FINNEY BREAKS FREE AND RUNS AWAY

Billy: what

Robin: DO YOU WANT TO SEE VANCE MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF OR NOT

Billy: OBVIOUSLY I'LL BE RIGHT THERE

Vance: I hate you both

Vance: Bruce istg if that's you knocking on the elevator I'll kill you

Bruce: I DIDNT WANT TO JUST BARGE IN

Finney: you're too nice

Vance: alright Bruce press the elevator button

Bruce: okay

Robin: you're both idiots

Vance: I TOLD HIM NOT TO WALK IN

Vance: HOLD UP HOW THE HELL DID YIU SEE THAT

Robin: there's a security camera in the elevator we're watching you guys

Griffin: WHAT HAPPENED

Robin: BRUCE IS NOW ALSO TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR

Finney: I feel like the principals going to walk in any minute

Robin: that's why we have billy keeping guard

Vance: you guys sent billy

Vance: you're screwed

Billy: HEY

Robin: OH MY GOD I CAN PLAY MUSIC THRU THE SPEAKERS

Gwen: PLAY TWICE

Finney: YES

Vance: NO

Gwen: YES

Vance: ROBIN NO

Robin: what the Blake siblings want the Blake siblings get

Vance: I'm a Blake sibling

Billy: I'm laughing at you

Vance: this is why no girl OR boy likes you

Billy: I'm so glad I'm pansexual so you can't make the Bi yourself jokes

Vance: I'm going to find a way.

Billy: STOP IT

Vance: at least I won't be able to hear the twice music since there's no speakers in the elevator

Vance: THERES A FUCKING SPEAKER IN THE ELEVATOR KYS ROBIN

Vance: woah sorry I don't know where that outburst came from

Finney: twice has that effect

Robin: I turned it up louder just for you Vancey ❤️

Vance: I take back my apology

Vance: this is billy behavior

Gwen: NO WAY OUR HISTORY TEACHER IS A TWICE STAN

Finney: WOW I LOVE HISTORY NOW

Robin: oh

Robin: OH.

Robin: WOAH

Robin: WOAH.

Robin: Vance just kissed Bruce

Finney: WHEN I WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM ARE YOU SERIOUS

Vance: no I didn't

Robin: YOURE A LIAR I SAW IT

Robin: I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES

Finney: how convenient you 'saw it' right when I walked out

Robin: IM GOING TO START CRYING

Robin: I SWEAR I SAW IT

Billy: Alright robin sure you did

Robin: I DID I SWEAR

Robin: billy im going to kill you

Billy: WHAT DID I DO

Robin: IM CURRENTLY HIDING UNDER THE PRINCIPALS DESK

Billy: WHY

Robin: BECAUSE THE PRINCIPAL FUCKING WALKED IN

Billy: DAMN HOWD SHE GET PASSED ME

Vance: you really should've put finney as a guard

Finney: JESUS LORD BUZZ IS CHASING ME DOWN THE HALL

Vance: BUZZ?????

Vance: LIKE FUCKING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR?????

Finney: why are you

Finney: oh wait

Vance: did his parents hate him or something

Finney: probably

Robin: WAIT FINNEY COME TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND TELL THE PRINCIPAL BRUCE AND VANCE ARE STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR

Finney: GO to the PRINCIPALS office???

Robin: Finney I'm the dyslexic one why are you enunciating words

Finney: IVE NEVER BEEN TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE

Robin: YOU WERE JUST HERE

Finney: BUT THE PRINCIPAL DIDNT KNOW

Robin: IF YOU RUN TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE MOOSE AND BUZZ CANT BEAT YOU UP

Vance: MOOSE???????

Vance: THERES NO WAY

Robin: okay guys the principal is coming to help you

Vance: whats her name again

Griffin: idk

Vance: okay I'll just call her Stacy

AUTHORS NOTE:

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