Bruce: do you guys ever think "wow my life's actually going pretty good" and then your ceiling fan falls on you

Finney: no I can't say I have

Bruce: this has to be a cruel joke

Vance: Bruce did your ceiling fan fall on you

Bruce: yes

Billy: wow must suck L

Vance: hey billy who's Kate?

Billy: WOAH NOW LEAVE KATE ALONE

Billy: SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

Vance: I'm standing outside her house right now

Billy: BACK AWAY NOW

Vance: shes walking out the door its my time to strike

Billy: LEAVE HER ALONE VANCE

Finney: who's Kate

Billy: A GIRL

Vance: who billy is in love with

Billy: NO I JUST THINK SHES PRETTY

Robin: OOOO BILLY AND KATE KISSING IN A TREE

Finney: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Robin: FIRST COMES LOVE

Finney: THEN COMES MARRIAGE

Billy: you guys are literally two years old

Bruce: I'm limping to school and this 4 year old rode by me on training wheels and went "need a ride?"

Finney: HAAAAH

Robin: why are you limping

Bruce: BECAUSE A WHOLE CEILING FAN FELL ON ME

Vance: GO TO THE DOCTORS??????

Bruce: no I can't miss school

Vance: YOU'RE INJURED

Bruce: school first

Vance: do not come to school Bruce

Bruce: I HAVE TO

Bruce: try to stop me and you'll regret it

Finney: I just got the chills

Vance: why dont you just miss first period its science who likes science

Finney: HELLO??? IM RIGHT HERE

Vance: YOU'RE WEIRD

Robin: VANCE WE GET TO BLOW THINGS UP TODAY

Vance: WAIT FR

Finney: sigh

Vance: SCIENCE CLASS IS ACTUALLY INTERESTING FOR ONCE????

Finney: ITS ALWAYS INTERESTING

Griffin: IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

Bruce: SHUT UP

Billy: ME AND GRIFFIN ALWAYS GET TO SCHOOL EARLY RIGHT

Finney: YEAH

Billy: AND WE WERE SITTING ON THE STAIRS THAT ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE MAIN ENTRANCE

Billy: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE HEAR A LOUD BANG AND A SCREAM

Billy: SO WE WALK AROUND THE CORNER AND BRUCE IS LAYING ON THE GROUND WITH A WHOLE DOOR ON TOP OF HIM

Finney: Bruce 😕

Bruce: ITS NOT MY FAULT

Bruce: I TRIPPED

Robin: AND BROUGHT THE WHOLE DOOR DOWN????

Vance: WHY DO THINGS KEEP FALLING ON YOU BOY

Billy: YOU CANNOT TALK REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU KEPT GETTING UR HEAD STUCK IN THINGS

Vance: STOP TALKING

Billy: the microwave

Finney: WHAT

Billy: cotton candy machine

Robin: NO WAY

Billy: a laundry basket

Billy: the microwave again

Finney: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Vance: MY HAIRS JUST BIG

Billy: a window

Finney: SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Griffin: WHY ARE YOU STICKING YOUR HEAD IN THESE THINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE

Vance: I HAVE TO SEE IF IT FITS

Robin: WHY DONT YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES

Vance: wait guys can I order a pizza in the middle of science

Finney: NO

Robin: DO IT

Finney: ROBIN

Robin: FINNEY

Vance: OKAY WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT

Robin: HALF CHEESE HALF PEPPERONI

Billy: HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THIS

Vance: I stole this guys credit card

Bruce: WHAT

Vance: did you know our school has an elevator

Bruce: why wouldnt it

Vance: what school has an elevator

Bruce: WHAT SCHOOL DOESNT??

Vance: STOP TURNING THR QUESTION BACK AROUND ON ME

Bruce: STOP YELLING AT ME

Finney: WAIT VANCE STOLE SOMEONES CREDIT CARD??

Gwen: its always you finney

Gwen: why is it always you

Finney: at least I don't stay up until 3 AM learning twice dances

Gwen: YOU LITERALLY DO

Finney: NO I STAY UP UNTIL 2 AM

Finney: TAKE THAT 😛

Gwen: 🙎‍♀️

Robin: how sweet are you two

Bruce: GWEN YOURE A ONCE?

Gwen: YEAH

Bruce: ME TOO

Vance: I can't believe I have a crush on a twice stan

Bruce: you have a crush on Gwen?

Vance: someone get me a gun

Finney: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT

Vance: myself

Finney: oh cool carry on

Vance: just wait Finney

Vance: one day I'll get you

Finney: ..are you good

Vance: count your days

Finney: ??one two three four five six

Robin: I'm in love you

Vance: WOAH

Robin: someone hacked me

Billy: 🤨

Griffin:

Billy:

Billy: oh class is starting bye guys!!

Vance: WE'RE IN THE SAME CLASS

Billy: BUT I CANT TEXT I HAVE TO TAKE NOTES

Vance: Billy I will defend you from bullies every chance I get

Vance: but this has to stop

Gwen: we're in art and our teacher lets us do whatever we want so me and griffin are building a volcano

Robin: OMG PUT IT IN VANCES LOCKER ANS THEN WHWN HE OPENS IT MAKE IT EXPLODE

Gwen: thats such a good idea

Robin: im full of them

Griffin: I wouldn't go that far

Vance: PIZZA IS HERE IM GONNA GO GET IT

Finney: WAIT THEYRE ASSIGNING OUR GROUPS FOR THE PROJECT

Vance: WHAT PROJECT

Finney: IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW WOULD I KNOW

Vance: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE THAT PAYS ATTENTION

Robin: you're in a group with billy and Bruce

Vance: thank you robin for actually being helpful

Vance: unlike some people..

Finney: Don't talk to me.

Robin: BILLY JUST ALMOST LIT BRUCE ON FIRE

Vance: WHY WHEN I LEAVE EVERYTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS

Griffin: WTH DID HE DO IT WITH

Robin: A MATCH

Vance: BILLY IF YOU DONT PUT THAT DAMN MATCH DOWN

Billy: NO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Vance: DOWN BILLY.

Billy: oh shit

Robin: HE LIT A BUNCH OF PAPERS ON FIRE

Vance: WHAT DID I SAY WILLIAM

Billy: IM SORRY

Gwen: can you bring me and griffin some pizza

Vance: yeah one sec im omw to the art room

Gwen: he just karate kicked the door open like Daniel larusso

Robin: hes not good looking enough to be Daniel

Bruce: I disagree

Finney: do you now 🤨

Robin: thats very interesting Bruce please elaborate

Bruce: NO NOW U GUYS ARE ACTING WEIRD

Robin: my group wont let me blow anything up

Vance: whos in your group

Robin: Finney and Donna

Vance: FINNEY GIVE ROBIN A TURN

Finney: WHAT

Robin: yeah stop giggling and flirting with Donna

Gwen: someones jealous

Billy:

Vance: I cant find the classroom

Billy: Bruce is an addict

Vance: WHAT

Billy: A BUNCH OF MEDICINE FELL OUT OF HIS BAG

Billy: WHATS NEBIDO

Bruce: nothing

Robin: 🤨

Finney: WOAH I JUST LIT MY SHIRT ON FIRE

Robin: no you didnt

Finney: YES I DID LOOK

Robin: WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST PURPOSEFULLY LIGHT YOUR SHIRT ON FIRE

Bruce: WHAT

Robin: THAT WAS NOT ONE OF THE INSTRUCTIONS

Vance: I'm lost

Robin: same

Vance: NO IM LITERALLY LOST IN THE SCHOOL BUILDING

Vance: oh wait I see an elevator

Vance: im getting in the elevator

Vance: the elevator just broke down

Finney: a series of unfortunate events

Gwen: thats probably why nobody uses the elevator

AUTHORS NOTE:

People who saw my tiktok got a spoiler about billy almost lighting things on fire 😞😞

ALSO I UPDATED BOTH OF MY BOOKS TODAY??? this literally never happens