Billy: MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD

Griffin: wth did you do

Billy: IT WASNT MY FAULT I WAS WALKING MY DOG AND SHE STARTED RUNNING AND I SLAMMED INTO A TREE

Robin: why didn't you just go around the tree

Billy: I WOULDVE IF I COULDVE

Billy: MY HEAD IS LITERALLY BEING RIPPED OUT I CANT EVEN STAND UP

Griffin: damn

Griffin: must suck

Billy: 🖕

Gwen: alright me and Griffin will come over and help you

Griffin: BUT IM PLAYING MARIO CART

Gwen: GRIFFIN.

Griffin: FINE

Griffin: the things I do for you

Bruce: guys if I die tell my sister she can have my computer just reset the SIMS app

Finney: WHY WOULD YOU DIE

Bruce: VANCE IS DRIVING

Robin: oh do you already have a will?

Vance: MH FRUVING ISNT FBAT BAD

Bruce: PUT BOTH OF YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL

Robin: DOES HE EVEN HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE

Bruce: NO AND WE'RE IN A STOLEN CAR

Bruce: AND NOW HES PLAYING ARIANA GRANDE WHAT

Finney: JUMP OUT OF THE CAR

Bruce: THE DOORS ARE LOCKED

Finney: hes kidnapping you

Bruce: NO WE'RE GOING TO AN ARCADE

Finney: WHY NOT GO TO THE ONE THATS FIVE MINUTES AWAY

Bruce: HE SAYS THIS ONE IS SPECIAL

Robin: he's literally kidnapping you

Finney: yeah the special place is going to be a dungeon

Bruce: WHAT.

Bruce: HES LOOKING AT ME WEIRD

Robin: HE KNOWS YOU KNOW

Finney: HECK DOES HE KNOW WE KNOW HE KNOWS BRUCE KNOWS

Robin: NO WE'RE GOOD

Bruce: he's pulling over

Finney: THIS IS YOUR CHANCE RUN RUN

Bruce: WHERE TH DO I GO

Robin: IDK JUST BREAK THE WINDOW, RUN AND SCREAM

Vance: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING BRUCE THATS MAKING HIM SO SCARED OF ME

Robin: OH NO HE KNOWS

Vance: BRUCE IS LITERALLY PUSHED UP AGAINST HIS DOOR AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE

Finney: we told them you were kidnapping them

Vance: WHY WOULD YOU

Vance: HE BELIEVED YOU GUYS

Finney: THATS THEIR PROBLEM

Robin: I feel like you drive like Billy from stranger things but give off eddie vibes

Vance: That's seriously the meanest thing you've ever said to me

Vance: IS IT BECAUSE OF MY HAIR

Vance: I'LL CUT IT.

Finney: NO

Finney: ROBIN YOU ALMOST CAUSED WORLD DESTRUCTION

Robin: BECAUSE HE ALMOST CUT HIS HAIR??

Finney: YES.

Bruce: oh wait its an actual arcade

Vance: I lost Bruce

Robin: CAN ME AND FINNEY JUST WATCH THIS MOVIE WITHOUT INTERRUPTION ITS BEEN FOURTY MINUTES

Vance: I LITERALLY CANNOT FIND HIM

Vance: HE WANTED TO GO IN THIS KIDDY OBSTACLE THING SO I SAID ID WAIT FOR HIM AND HE HASNT COME OUT YET

Finney: GO UP THERE AND FIND THEM

Griffin: theres a good chance a bunch of kids mauled him to death

Vance: I am NOT going up there

Finney: they're going to suffocate

Finney: DO YOU WANT THEM TO FAINT

Vance: die little gay boy

Vance: OBVIOUSLY I DONT WANT HIM TO FAINT COCK SUCKER

Finney: 😧

Robin: SHOULD I CALL HIM

Finney: ARE U FR???

Vance: I ALREADY TRIED

Finney: ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE WHAT HE JUST CALLED ME AGAIN

Billy: ASK PEOPLE AROUND IF THEY SEE AN OLDER KID IN THERE

Vance: IM NOT EMBARRASSING MYSELF

Vance: fine alright im coming up

Bruce: NO WAIT DONT

Vance: WHERE TH ARE YOU

Bruce: IM PLAYING BLACKJACK

Vance: WHAT??????

Vance: GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE

Bruce: IM ABOUT TO WIN $400

Vance: NVM STAY UP THERE

Bruce: okay im done here I come

Finney: GIVE ME SOME OF THE MONEY

Bruce: NO PAY ATTENTION TO ROBIN YOURE ON A DATE WITH HIM

Finney: AM NOT

Robin: sigh

Finney: YOURE THE ONE ON A DATE WITH VANCE

Bruce: NO

Vance: double sigh

Robin: its tough for people like us out here

Vance: agreed

Vance: IF BRUCE BEATS ME IN ONE MORE GAME IM CRASHING THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME

Billy: distract him mid game

Vance: oh hey tree boy

Billy: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP YOU'RE SO MEAN I HOPE YOU WALK INTO A FIRE

Vance: JESUS

Billy: JK hope you win the next games

Vance: are you good

Billy: no I'm Billy

Vance: I kissed Bruce

Finney: WOAH WHAT

Griffin: FINALLY

Robin: ive never pressed on a notification so fast

Billy: THANK GOD

Vance: 🤨 I did it to distract him

Gwen: sure...

Bruce: I JUST LOST MY WINNING STREAK DAMN IT

Finney: so we heard 😏

Robin: how was the kiss 😏

Bruce: WHAT KISS

Finney: you know what kiss 😏

Bruce: IVE LITERALLY NEVER KISSED ANYONE

Vance: I KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK???

Finney: what the fuck

Billy: Finney swearing never fails to scare me

Finney: ON THE CHEEK

Finney: I can't do this

Vance: WHATD YOU THINK I DO???

Finney: dont talk to me ever again

Vance: FINNEY

Finney: NO I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

Robin: does this mean you'll stop texting and focus on glee

Griffin: I THOUGHT U GUYS WERE WATCHING TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Robin: FINNEY WAS ABOUT TO LOSE IT

Finney: WAS NOT

Robin: YOU WERE LITERALLY DOING '🫢' EVERY SECOND

Finney: UGH

AUTHORS NOTE:

SORRY FOR THE SUPER SHORT AND BORING CHAPTER TODAY THIS IS KINDA RUSHED

IVE SEEN BRUCE HEADCANNONS WHERE HES TRANS FTM WHICH I LOVE OFC SO IF PEOPLE WANT ME TO INCLUDE THAT I COULD 🙏🙏