Robin: Vance you remind me of a chiuwawa

Vance: a what

Robin: IDK HOW YOU SPELL IT

Vance: ????

Robin: THE DOG

Robin: BARK BARK

Vance: did you just BARK at me??

Robin: NO IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN

Robin: nvm 😒

Griffin: MY MOM JUST TEXTED ME AND ASKED ME WHAT I WANT SANTA TO BRING ME FOR CHRISTMAS

Billy: LMFAOOOOO

Bruce: whats so funny about that

Robin: Finn believed in Santa until like two months ago when I accidentally told him

Finney: LEAVE ME ALONE

Vance: NO WAY

Bruce: believed?

Billy: oh

Bruce: why wouldnt he still believe in santa?

Bruce: whatd you tell him robin?

Robin: JUST THAT SANTA ISNT REAL

Finney: ROBIN

Bruce: WHAT

Vance: oh my god

Bruce: HES NOT REAL??????????

Vance: ITLL BE OKAY

Bruce: I've been LIED to my entire life

Vance: DEEP BREATHS

Bruce: WHO THE HELL WAS LEAVING THE PRESENTS THEN

Finney: well.. your parents probably

Bruce: what

Vance: this is literally how I felt when you told me you preferred vanilla ice cream over chocolate

Bruce: don't start with me.

Billy: Robin you sent him into his villain arc

Robin: ME?!?!!

Billy: YES YOU

Robin: GRIFFIN STARTED IT

Bruce: this is my punishment for texting during class isnt it

Vance: so does this mean you wont ditch with me

Bruce: WHY DO YOU HATE ME

Bruce: WHY DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME

Vance: BABE NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT

Finney: STOP TEXTING DUwoah babe????

Robin: WOAH..

Vance: BOTH OF YOU STOP IT

Finney: UR THE ONE WHO SAID IT

Vance: just for that im not sharing my stick and pokes with you guys

Finney: NO IM SORRY

Vance: YOU DONT GET THEM

Robin: PLEASE VANCE

Vance: nope as a matter of fact I'm going to go throw them out right after class

Finney: NO

Robin: I'll dig thru the trash can after dw Finney

Vance: 😕 what is wrong with you

Robin: THEY'RE STICK AND POKES

Vance: seriously get help

Finney: Vance theres a cute girl staring at you

Bruce: what did I do to deserve this

Vance: how the hell do you know that

Finney: I'm in the very back row which means I can see everything in front of me including your secret admirer

Finney: cmon Vance i know you got held back but thats just sad

Vance: SHUT IT

Finney: yeah ok and she's still staring at you

Vance: I'm sure she's nice but I'm gay so

Robin: Damn bro I didn't know u were chill like that

Vance: first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem

Robin: I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

Vance: sure you dont

Finney: Vance cute girl is abt to pass a note to you

Bruce: why is God against me today

Vance: Finney if you think she's so cute you date her

Robin: no

Vance: 🤔

Robin: no.

Vance: 🤨

Robin: DONT LOOK AT ME LKE THAT

Vance: UH HUH..

Robin: STOP TALKING LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING I'M THINKING

Vance: but I do know everything you're thinking

Robin: STOP MESSING WITH ME

Vance: look at billy not texting and taking notes like a nerd

Finney: ITS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING

Vance: AND YOU SHOULD STOP STARING AT THE 'CUTE' GIRLS

Finney: I hope you fail this class

Vance: its history I can't fail history

Robin: WHAT????

Vance: trust me I've tried

Finney: WHY WOULD YOU TRY

Vance: idk why not

Finney: thats not a reason

Vance: yea it is every time you're thinking of doing something just go "eh why not" and do it

Bruce: how are you not dead

Vance: how'd you not know Santa was fake

Bruce: LEAVE ME ALONE ITS NOT FUNNY

Robin: Vance I stole the note from your girlfriend

Vance: why are you trying to convert me.

Robin: WOAH I AM NOT.

Vance: yeah alr.

Vance: I'm watching you.

Robin: STOP

Robin: well the note is asking you to meet her behind the school later

Bruce: literally the worst day of my life

Vance: no I have to help my mom fold laundry

Robin: BUT I WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT SHE WANTS

Vance: oh I know what she wants

Vance: BUT I promised my mom I'd help her

Billy: mommas boy

Vance: YOU CANNOT TALK

Robin: fine I'll go then

Finney: NO

Vance: 🤨

Robin: I'll just walk by

Finney: then I'm coming

Vance: take Bruce with you I think he's snapped

Bruce: I don't want to go see the girl who's obsessed with you

Finney: 👀

Robin: somebody's jealous..

Bruce: I'M NOT JEALOUS

Vance: THANK GOD THERES THE BELL

Robin: yeah we heard

Robin: dumbass

Vance: what was that?

Robin: you heard me

Vance: I have your journal

Robin: STOP BLACKMAILING ME

Griffin: WHATS IN THE JOURNAL

Vance: I'll tell when I have to

Billy: did you guys pay attention at all during class

Robin: no

Vance: no I can't fail anyways

Billy: yes you can

Vance: no I've tried literally everything

Billy: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FAIL??

Vance: WE'VE ALR HAD THIS CONVERSATION KEEP UP

Bruce: guys i was walking out the school building and the girl who likes vance is staring at me

Finney: she senses her competition

Bruce: SHES SCARY

Griffin: RUN OR SOMETHING

Bruce: SHES FOLLOWING ME SHES LITERALLY FOLLOWING ME

Finney: so you can run in baseball but you cant run away from evie

Robin: how do you know her name

Finney: she told me

Robin: Bruce kidnap her

Bruce: WOAH

Robin: you heard me

Finney: what robin means to say is that he's sorry dont kidnap her

Robin: NO

Finney: YES

Robin: FINNEY

Finney: ROBIN

Vance: do any if you guys want to go to an arcade with me tmr

Bruce: I DO

Robin: DAMN

Vance: wow Bruce you came online fast

Bruce: STOP TEASING ME OR I'LL TAKE MY YES BACK

Billy: be fr you wont

Robin: me and Finney are watching Texas chainsaw massacre at my house tmr

Griffin: 🤨

Griffin: @Billy

Billy: why are you all going on dates

Bruce: ITS NOT A DATE

Finney: YEAH

Billy: its okay Robin and Vance you guys tried

Robin: thanks

Vance: we appreciate the recognition

AUTHORS NOTE:

If anyone believed in Santa before reading this chapter I swear he's real im just joking dont worry 😊