Vance: did I just see Finney and Robin cartwheeling down the halls

Robin: finney claimed he could do more than me (he couldn't)

Finney: 🙎

Robin: hes also a sore sport

Robin: its cute until he steals you shoelaces

Finney: 😒

Billy: EXCUSE ME?? SHOELACES???

Vance: Robin and Finney dont come near me while we're at school

Robin: WHAT WHY

Vance: BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING CARTWHEELS IN THE HALLS AND EMBARRASSING ME

Finney: AWW VANCEY COME GIVE US A HUG

Robin: WHERE ARE YOU VANCEYYY

Finney: WE'RE SORRY VANCEYYY

Vance: STAY AWAY FROM ME

Robin: WE SEE YOU IN THE HALLWAY VANCEY

Vance: NO

Gwen: I was looking for finney but our lunch times are different what class are you guys in rn

Vance: idk I'm getting arrested

Griffin: WTF WHAT DID U DO

Vance: attempted murder

Vance: wyd?

Griffin: eating raw noodles

Vance: I hope I get the death sentence

Griffin: opening ebay rn and putting you out for sale

Vance: NO DO NOT DO THAT

Griffin: 😛

Vance: I didn't actually kill someone

Vance: but if lola or whatever their name is keeps flirting with Bruce I might

Griffin: dont hit girls vance

Vance: idk if they're a girl

Vance: WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING PEOPLES GENDERS

Griffin: WOAH. Pay attention in math class.

Vance: how'd you know we're in math class

Griffin: I put a tracker on you

Vance: WHAT

Finney: STOP TEXTING

Griffin: yeah Vance

Vance: YOURE THE ONE WHO

Vance: alr 😊

Griffin: you know finney loves algebra and thats what you guys are learning

Vance: I hate math

Vance: @Robin ditch with me

Finney: STOP DISTRACTING HIM HES TRYING TO FOCUS

Robin: I would love to ditch math class with you but theres like two minutes left

Vance: FINE THEN DITCH SCIENCE WITH ME

Finney: NO.

Finney: WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT ROCKETS ROBIN HAS TO STAY SO WE CAN BUILD ONE TOGETHER

Robin: SORRY VANCE FINNEY MAKES THE RULES

Vance: DAMN IT

Vance: hey Bruce

Bruce: HI

Bruce: NO.

Vance: PLEASE

Bruce: ITS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Vance: SO YOURE SAYING YOULL DITCH WITH ME TOMORROW

Bruce: I DID NOT SAY THAT

Vance: YAY THANK YOU SO MUCH BRUCE

Bruce: NO WAIT

Vance: where the hell is billy

Billy: in my locker

Robin: HUH

Billy: THESE SCARY GUYS WERE COMING UP TO ME SO I GOT IN

Robin: WILLINGLY????

Billy: yeah

Billy: I MEAN THEY WERE GOING TO PUT ME IN THERE ANYWAYS

Vance: I'll kill them

Vance: if they ever hurt you lmk

Billy: oh wow

Vance: yeah get out of your locker

Billy: IM KINDA STUCK

Finney: IF YOU KICK THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER RLY HARD IT OPENS

Vance: 😧 WHY ARE YOU GUYS GETTING STUFFED IN LOCKERS

Finney: lets just say Bruce should be glad you're his personal body guard

Vance: do you not have robin

Robin: unlike you and Bruce, me and finn don't have every single class together

Vance: HAH MUST SUCK TO SUCK

Finney: I'm walking home and this magician told me my mom sent him to pick me up

Billy: DID SHE??

Finney: if dead people can talk then maybe

Billy: oh right

Vance: are you in the back of his car rn

Finney: NO I KEPT WALKING

Bruce: DONT WALK RUN

Finney: HES NOT EVEN NEAR ME ANYMORE

Finney: oh shoot his vans behind me

Griffin: I didn't know Finney that well until last year when we all got detention. I always looked at him as the sweet boy a few grades above me. When I finally got to know him, I wasn't surprised that he was just like I thought. He was almost an older brother to me. Its sad that today we are mourning him. Finney if you can hear this, I miss you.

Finney: I HAVENT EVEN DIED YET

Griffin: im practicing

Robin: YOU CANT DIE YOU HAVE TO HELP ME WITH MATH

Robin: IM LITERALLY ABT TO GO GET SNACKS

Finney: I'LL BE HOME WAITING

Billy: and they were tutors

Griffin: TUTORS!!

Bruce: one time I was stalked by this guy in a green Jeep

Vance: 😕

Bruce: you were with me

Finney: WHAT.

Finney: SO YOU BOTH ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED

Vance: IM THE REASON WE DIDNT GET KIDNAPPED

Bruce: OH YEAH BC IM SURE YOU STANDING IN FRONT OF ME IS THE REASON WE DIDNT DIE

Robin: HE WAS PROTECTING YOU

Robin: AWWWWWWWW

Vance: Robin just asked me what its like to kiss someone

Robin: AND INSTEAD OF TELLING ME YOU EXPOSE ME????

Vance: YES.

Vance: ITS JUST KISSING IDK..

Robin: who th are u kissing

Finney: 🤨

Vance: your mother

Robin: 😮 EXCUSE ME

Vance: JOKING

Robin: YEAH YOU BETTER BE

Vance: YOURE THE ONE KISSING YOUR PILLOW AND PRETENDING ITS FINNEY

Robin: IM PRETENDING ITS FIDUCIA WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

Vance: hmmm do you have a picture of Fiducia 🤔🤔🤔

Robin: oh..

Robin:

Billy: wtf man thats literally my girlfriend

Robin: no way shes mine

Billy: I LITERALLY TOOK THAT PICTURE OF HER

Robin: WHY ARE YOU LYING

Billy:

Billy: she just sent that picture to me

Robin: Thats funny bc im with her rn

Robin:

Robin: she just AIRDROPPED that to me

Bruce: you're both delusional

Robin: WHAT

Bruce: she's MY girlfriend

Vance: @Finney save me

Finney: WTH WHY ARE YOU GUYS SENDING PICTURES OF MY GIRLFRIEND

Vance: NO

Griffin: VANCE DONT TELL ME SHES DATING U TOO..

Vance: IM GAY

Billy: OH RIGHT

Vance: BUT GOOD TO KNOW YOURE ALL DATING THE SAME PERSON

Bruce: Nono shes just mine

Finney: WE'VE LITERALLY BEEN DATING FOR SO LONG

Bruce: WA

Finney: why are you crying

Bruce: I MEANT WHAT

Billy: listen we can settle this maturely

Billy: FINNEY AND ROBIN, BRUCE AND VANCE, ME AND MALIA

Robin: I'll take it

Billy: good Bruce doesnt get a say

Finney: HOLD UP VANCE IS GAY??

Griffin: how are you constantly behind

Finney: LEAVE ME ALONE

Billy: YEAH GRIFFIN LEAVE ROCKET BOY ALONE

Griffin: ROCKET BOY

Billy: 🚀

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