Billy: when we went to sleep Vance and Bruce were on opposite ends of the room so HOW are they right next to each other

Vance: HE WAS SCARED

Billy: OF WHAT??

Vance: FROM THE MOVIE YOU GUYS TRAUMATIZED HIM

Griffin: ITS 4 AM GO TO SLEEP

Vance: who just fell

Billy: WHY IS THERE A TABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM

Vance: I knew we shouldn't have slept in here it's a hazard for little kids

Griffin: WHAT JUST FELL

Billy: I think I pulled the tv off the wall

Griffin: 😕

Vance: STOP IT YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP FINNEY BRUCE AND ROBIN

Vance: nvm Bruce is awake

Billy: OH MY GOD I JUST FELL ON ROBIN AND FINNEY

Vance: BILLY IF YOU DONT LAY YOUR ASS DOWN

Finney: why am I awake

Robin: I'm tired

Finney: go back to sleep

Robin: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LOUD NOISE

Vance: GOD DAMN IT BILLY

Billy: THAT WASNT ME

Vance: what

Bruce: then who was it

Finney: who else is in the house

Bruce: my sister and parents but they're asleep

Billy: OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY THAT MONSTER FROM NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

Robin: FREDDY KRUGER??

Billy: DONT SAY HIS NAME.

Vance: OKAY EVERYONE FOLLOW AND STAU BEIIND ME

Vance: STAY QUIET IF U WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TEXT IT

Billy: I'm terrified

Griffin: I'm going back to sleep

Billy: THERE COULD BE A MURDERER IN THE HOUSE

Griffin: as long as he doesn't awaken me from my slumber I'm peachy keen

Billy: 😕 Goodnight, Griffin.

Griffin: 🐿

Bruce: NO DID U GUYS HEAR THAT

Vance: WHERES IT COMING FROM

Bruce: UPSTAIRS

Finney: ARE U SURE EVERYONE IN UR FAMILY IS ASLEEP

Bruce: YES AND THEYRE HEAVY SLEEPERS

Vance: OH GOD IT SOUNDS LIKE FOOTSTEPS

Billy: NO WAY AM I GOING UP THERE

Vance: WOULD YOU RATHER STAY WITH SLEEPING GRIFFIN

Billy: DAMN THIS

Vance: JUST REMEMBER TO STAY BEHIND ME AND YOULL BE FINE

Bruce: MAYBE I SHOULD GO IN FRONT SINCE IK THE WAY AROUND MY HOUSE

Vance: I KNOW IT WELL ENOUGH DONT YOU DARE MOVE FROM BEHIND ME

Finney: Robin are you seeing this

Robin: PROTECTIVE VANCE

Finney: AWWWWW

Robin: AWWWWW

Vance: I'm going to sacrifice you two first

Robin: and he's gone

Finney: nice while it lasted

Bruce: DID U HEAR THAT GROWL

Billy: OH HELL NO NOPE IM GOING BACK DOWNSTAIRS

Billy: OH MY GOD I WALKED INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND GRIFFIN WAS WALKING AROUND IN A BACKBEND POSITION

Vance: WHAT THE HELL

Griffin: I'm stretching.

Billy: I'M COMING BACK

Bruce: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE

Finney: WAS THAT A GUNSHOT

Vance: MAYBE IT WAS A BALLOON

Billy: I don't find it amusing that Robin covered Finney and Vance covered Bruce while I was left to get shot

Vance: JUST DUCK

Billy: yeah yeah 😒

Bruce: Vance why don't you have a case on your phone

Vance: what

Bruce: what happens if you drop it

Vance: THEN IT FUCKING CRACKS WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

Finney: GUYS DID U SEE THAT PERSON RUN ACROSS THE HALL

Robin: I DONT WANT TO DIE

Finney: I'M TOO YOUNG I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Billy: TELL MY DOG I'LL MISS HIM

Bruce: VANCE WAIT TURN THE LIGHT ON WITH THE SWITCH ON THE WALL

Vance: JESUS WOMAN

Gwen: you're all idiots

Vance: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CREEPING AROUND IN BRUCES HOUSE

Gwen: me and his sister are hanging out

Finney: SINCE WHEN???

Gwen: you're a special kid finney

Finney: 😯

Robin: WHAT THE HELL WAS POPPING

Gwen: I stepped on the black balloons me and Bruce's sister found on the side of the road

Vance: christ

Vance: everyone go back to bed false alarm

Griffin: good morning

Griffin: good morning

Griffin: good morning

Griffin: good morning

Vance: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Vance: sorry

Finney: it's 4 AM go back to sleep griffin

Griffin: no

Finney: okay I tried @Billy

Billy: GRIFFIN.

Griffin: I'm already home

Billy: HWAT

Griffin: I had chores

Billy: lord help me

Griffin: I have to milk the cows

Robin: what're you on about

Billy: HE JUST SENT ME A PICTURE IN DMS OF ME FROM THE BAXK AND WENT "I see you"

Griffin: that wasn't me

Billy: ITS LITERALLY FROM UR EMAIL

Griffin: IM USING MY PHONE NUMBER NOT MY EMAIL

Billy: oh

Billy: OH

Vance: NOW I CANT GO BACK TO SLEEP

Billy: SOMEONES STALKING ME

Vance: ofc they are

Robin: I BET ITS THE PERSON FROM EARLIER

Finney: NO THAT WAS GWEN

Robin: OR WAS IT

Finney: 🫢

Finney: OKAY ME AND ROBIN CHECK UPSTAIRS AND BILLY AND VANCE CHECK THE BASEMENT

Billy: WHAT ABT BRUCE

Vance: JUST LET HIM SLEEP

Billy: where the hell is the light in the basement

Vance: there isn't one

Billy: WHAT

Billy: ROBIN AND FINN CAN I JOIN YOU

Robin: no

Finney: no

Billy: 🙎

Griffin: 😛

Billy: STOP IMMEDIATELY

Robin: OH MY GOD GWEN JHST DMD ME A PICTURE OF ME AND FINN

Finney: OH MY GOD I KNEW IT WAS HER

Griffin: she's asleep

Finney: HOW DO U KNOW

Griffin: SHE TOLD ME BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP

Robin: OH MY GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE

Vance: I lost billy

Finney: what

Vance: I LOST HIM IN THE BASEMENT

Vance: AND I HAVE HIS PHONE

Robin: WHY TH DO U HAVE HIS PHONE

Vance: FOR A FLASHLIGHT

Robin: you

Robin: YOU COULDVE USED UR OWN PHONE???????

Vance: LEAVE ME ALONE

Finney: WHO JUST SCREAMED

Vance: BILLY

Bruce: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS

Vance: IN UR BASEMENT

Bruce: WHAT

Bruce: YOU LEFT ME ALONE

Vance: THERES SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE

Bruce: AND YOU LEFT ME ALONE??????

Robin: Vance is making tons of good decisions today

Vance: SHUT UP

Robin: OH MY GOD FINNEY JUST GOT PULLED INTO A ROOM

Bruce: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SCREAMING

Robin: THAT WAS FINNEY

Bruce: WHO THE HELL IS KNOCKING ON THE FRONT DOOR

Vance: GO CHECK

Bruce: WHY ME

Vance: YOURE THE CLOSEST

Bruce: okay. Okay.

Robin: WHY DID I JUST HEAR BRUCE SCREAM

Vance: OH MY GOD

Robin: YOU KILLED HIM

Vance: Robin was that you who just screamed

Vance: AM I THE ONLY ONE LEFT

Vance: GUYS THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY ANSWER

Vance: which one of you fuckers is in the basement

Gwen: YOU JUST WALKED THE PRANK

Griffin: HAAAAAH

Vance: this is why I hate eleven year olds

Gwen: YOU THOUGHT

Gwen: I WISH WE RECORDED THAT

Griffin: HE SCREAMED SO LOUD

Vance: YEAH YEAH YOU SCARED ME CONGRATS

Finney: I think Gwen dislocated my shoulder when she pulled me into the room

Robin: same

Billy: GRIFFIN MADE ME SLAM MY HEAD INTO A WALL

Griffin: YOU WOULDNT STOP SCREAMING

Billy: YEAH BC YOU JUMPED ON MY BACK AND COVERED MY EYES

Griffin: at least I didn't yank you off your own porch

Griffin: sorry Bruce

Bruce: 😒

Billy: you said you were milking your cows

Griffin: WHAT COWS BILLY??? YOUVE BEEN TO MY HOUSE

Billy: ITS 4 IN THE MORNING MY BRAIN ISNT WORKING

Robin: can we talk about how Bruces family slept through that

Gwen: actually Bruce's sister helped us and was the one who made the whole plan

Vance: WHY DOES SHE HATE MW

Vance: FIRST THE TRUCK NOW THIS

Vance: WHAT DID U TELL HER BRUCE

Bruce: NOTHING LITERALLY NOTHING

Vance: fine I'll just sleep with one eye open.

AUTHORS NOTE:

I'm posting this early because I'm going to be up all night watching the MTV music awards and praying SKZ gets an award 🙏