Finney: okay we all saw that right

Robin: I wish I hadn't

Billy: it all happened so fast

Bruce: if I could go back in time I'd lose the baseball game and prevent every moment leading up to this one

Griffin: why would he dip his toast in orange juice

Gwen: WHO WHAT????

Finney: VANCE DIPPED HIS TOAST IN ORANGE JUICE

Gwen: that's nasty.. I'm glad I don't go to your sleepovers 🤨

Finney: I don't think he knows he did it

Robin: I'm not sure he's aware he's eating

Billy: do we say something?

Robin: not you he hates you

Billy: DAMN.

Robin: LISTEN IM SAVING U FROM PHYSICAL PAIN

Finney: Bruce you do it

Bruce: WHY ME

Finney: HE WONT HURT YOU

Finney: + UR SITTING NEXT TO HIM

Bruce: he's watching YouTube on his phone if I interrupt him he's going to throw his glass of orange juice at me

Robin: NO LISTEN

Robin: THIS IS NOT A HEALTHY FRIENDSHIP YOU SHOULDNT BE SCARED OF HIM

Finney: SO TRUE

Finney: IF HE EVEN TRIES TO HURT YOU WE'LL ALL GANG UP ON HIM

Bruce: OKAY OKAY FINE

Gwen: I need updates

Finney: OKOK BRUCE TAPPED HIM ON THE SHOULDER

Finney: VANCE TOOK OUT AN AIRPOD

Gwen: in the Vance language that equals a sign of respect

Finney: BRUCE TOLD HIM

Finney: Oh god Vance isn't saying anything

Gwen: OH GOSH.

Finney: he smiled at Bruce and said thanks for telling him

Gwen: what

Gwen: SO NO FIGHT? LAMEEE

Griffin: did he just do that bc it was Bruce or is he ACTUALLY in a good mood

Griffin: nvm he just poured milk over Billy's head

Billy: why is it always me.

Vance: you provoked me

Vance: I NEVER DO ANYTHING UNLESS I'M PROVOKED.

Finney: maybe he's flirting with you billy

Bruce: what

Finney: WHAT

Finney: BRUCE WHYD YOU SAY WHAT

Robin: YEAH BRUCE

Finney: SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS

Bruce: AM NOT

Bruce: VANCE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM

Robin: A BIT DEFENSIVE THERE

Vance: I do not like Billy. Thank you.

Finney: how formal

Gwen: why the hell was Vance eating toast and orange juice at 10 PM

Gwen: isn't toast a breakfast meal

Robin: literally I can't stand for this any longer

Finney: 🪑

Robin: THANK YOU 😊❤️

Finney: NO PROBLEM ❤️

Billy:

Finney: save that for when we have to watch Bruce flirting with Vance

Bruce: WHAT

Robin: you seem like the type to jump on Vance whenever you get scared during the horror movie

Bruce: NO FINNEY SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE TO DO THAT TO YOU

Billy: oh my god I'm surrounded there's no escape

Bruce: I don't get scared during horror movies

Vance: I laughed

Bruce: I HEARD.

Vance: I want a caprisun

Bruce: I'LL GO GRT ONE

Vance: WAIT WHAT

Finney: WHY DID WE JUST HEAR THE FRONT DOOR CLOSE

Bruce: IM GOING TO GET HIM ONE

Griffin: FROM WHERE??

Bruce: SOMWHERE

Robin: you

Robin: That's enough for me I'm going to go change into my pajamas

Bruce: its not that far I swear

Finney: you went out alone at 10 PM when there's a kidnapper on the loose

Bruce: HE WANTED A CAPRISUN

Robin: ARE STORES EVEN OPEN THIS LATE

Bruce: I know a guy

Griffin: ?????

Vance: DO YOU HAVE A CAPRISUN DEALER

Bruce: YEAH HE JUST GAVE ME 10 CAPRISUNS FOR $4

Vance: Alr I want the name of this guy for future needs

Bruce: JESUS I JUST ALMOST GOT HIT BY A BLACK VAN

Vance: see this is why I need to escort you everywhere

Finney: BRUCE DO YOU HAVE POPCORN

Bruce: in the kitchen

Finney: heyyy vance you're pretty, and I'm pretty comfortable where I'm sitting rn

Vance: fine I'll get it

Vance: Bruce there's an Asian girl in your kitchen

Robin: YOU JUST MADE FINNEY CHOKE ON HIS WATER

Vance: IM NOT EVEN NEAR HIM

Robin: FROM LAUGHING

Vance: WHAT DID I SAY THATS FUNNY

Bruce: that's my sister

Vance: YOU HAVE A SISTER??

Bruce: YOU'VE MET HER.

Vance: OH SHES THE ONE WHO HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A TOY TRUCK

Bruce: YEAH

Vance: she's staring at me like she has murder on her mind

Bruce: she might

Vance: what

Bruce: WHAT!

Bruce: I mean you are eating her popcorn

Vance: THIS IS HERS???? God damn it

Vance: just walked into the living room and saw Robin in giraffe pajamas and Finney in space themed pajamas

Vance: this has to be a test from god

Robin: WHATS WRONG WITH OUR PAJAMAS

Finney: YEAH

Vance: I'm trying to be a nice person

Finney: WE JUST ARENT LAME

Robin: YEAH YOURE THE ONE WEARING BORING SWEATPANTS AND A BORING HOODIE TO BED

Vance: lord help me

Bruce: I think their pajamas are cute

Vance: so if I put on baseball themed pajamas you'd think I was cute?

Bruce: I already think you're cute

Billy:

Finney: Vance is blushing btw

Vance: NO I AM NOT

Bruce: IM BACK WITH CAPRISUNS

Robin: FINALLY WE CAN WATCH THE MOVIE

Gwen: what movie are you watching

Robin: nightmare on elm street

Finney: I HATE HORROR MOVIES

Robin: its okay you can cuddle with me

Billy: I won't send that image again. I won't do it.

Robin: HAH

Gwen: ITS BEEN 53 MINUTES WHATS HAPPENING

Billy: BRUCE ISNT EVEN WATCHING THE MOVIE HES HIDING HIS FACE IN VANCES SHOULDER OR SOMETHING

Gwen: SHOULDER???

Billy: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Gwen: DO I???

Billy: ANYWAYS. FINNEYS SITTING HERE LIKE 🫢 AND ROBINS ROOTING FOR THE KILLER???

Billy: Griffin and Vance are the only ones watching the movie normally

Bruce: IM TOO SCARED TO WATCH IT.

Vance: It's okay as long as your comfortable

Bruce: I AM

Billy: gag. GAG.

Griffin: BOO TOMATO TOMATO

Bruce: 🙎

Authors Note:

Short chapter because I'm tired 😔😔