Vance: shut up

Finney: what??

Robin: sorry guys I was testing, what happened while I was gone?

Finney: OMG IS IT MINE?

Robin: math testing..

Finney: damn it

Griffin: 😕😕

Griffin: BILLY JUST GAVE ME SOGGY FROSTED FLAKES FOR BREAKFAST.

Gwen: EWWWWWWW

Gwen: must suck robin made me waffles earlier

Griffin: ROBIN MAKE ME WAFFLES PLEASE.

Billy: AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU.

Griffin: NOT WHEN U SERVE ME WHATEVER TH THIS IS

Billy: YOU KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING WHO WOULD KILL FOR SOGGY FROSTED FLAKES

Griffin: NOT ME THATS FOR SURE

Robin: I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE U BREAKFAST GRIFFIN BUT IM ABT TO GO INTO TESTING AGAIN

Billy: OH MY GOD IS IT FINNS??

Robin: what is wrong with you people

Griffin: BILLY IM COLD

Griffin: apparently billy thought me saying I was cold meant that i wanted him to jump on me when i just wanted a blanket

Robin: WHY IS HE AT UR HOUSE ITS 9 AM

Griffin: you see he came over at 6 AM bc my parents needed him to babysit and woke me up but i was like ABSOLUTELY NOT and so i went back to sleep and then two hours later i found him asleep in my hallway

Griffin: then he served me soggy cereal

Billy: I TRIED.

Griffin: so you say but is what you say what you say what you mean

Vance: I had to take out an airpod to read that

Finney: where the heck did u get airpods from

Vance: I stole them dick sucker

Finney: WOAH. I JUST ASKED A QUESTION.

Robin: where's Bruce

Finney: ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE WHAT VANCE JUST CALLED ME

Vance: he's asleep

Vance: why the hell do you think I'm listening to my music through my AirPods and not through my speaker

Finney: GUYS.

Robin: ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER 🤭

Finney: FINE I'LL WAIT.

Vance: AGAIN WHY ELSE WOULD I BE LISTENING TO MUSIC THRU MY AIRPODS

Robin: INTERESTING..

Robin: I'm waking Bruce up

Vance: NO HE NEEDS SLEEP HE HAS A BIG BASEBALL GAME TODAY

Finney: GUYS.

Vance: YOU SAID YOUD WAIT SO WAIT YOU BUSHY HAIRED FREAK

Finney: 😮

Finney: I HAVE TWO RULES: DONT INSULT MY HAIR AND DONT INSULT ROBIN

Griffin: what's the order of the rules

Finney: what

Griffin: which one is more important

Finney: .. irrelevant

Gwen: 🤔

Vance: can one of you come to Bruce's baseball game with me

Robin: YOURE GOING TO ONE OF HIS GAMES?

Vance: I have to take him so he doesn't get his stupid ass kidnapped

Vance: bro would walk right into the damn kidnapper istg

Gwen: 👀

Vance: Don't start with your cryptic messages.

Gwen: it's the walk home you should be worried about

Vance: WHAT DID I SAY GWENDOLYN

Gwen: idk

Vance: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT UR TRYING TO TELL ME

Gwen: that's okay, they know.

Robin: WHO???

Gwen: the people

Robin: GRIFFIN CAN U TRANSLATE

Griffin: nah I'm just as lost

Gwen: they know who they are.

Robin: Creepy

Finney: people who type with auto caps are so cute

Vance: Ok

Finney: nvm

Robin: 🤭🤭

Finney: 😊😊

Billy: IOS 16 update includes an anti gay flag and I'll kiss bill gates

Griffin: bill gates.

Billy: yes

Griffin: oh billy 😕

Billy: WHAT

Griffin: BILL GATES DIDNT CREATE APPLE

Griffin: STEVE JOBS DID

Billy: why do you know that

Griffin: why DONT you know that

Finney: guys before my mom died I asked her who her favorite character of all time was and it reminds me of smth griffin would say

Billy: who was her favorite?

Finney: Gwen

Finney: oh wait

Finney: sonic the hedgehog

Griffin: I LOVE SONIC

Finney: see

Billy: JSHDHSJSJS

Vance: wtf was that

Billy: a keyboard smash..

Vance: why

Billy: BC I DIDNT WANT TO SAY 'LOL OMG LAUGHING SO HARD 😂'

Vance: how do I do it

Billy: just press anything you want

Vance: /

Billy: no like a bunch times

Vance: //////

Billy: 😕

Bruce: GUYS I THINK I MIGHT HAVE DIABETES TYPE 2

Vance: 2

Griffin: 🤦

Finney: WHY DO U THINK U HAVE DIABETES TYPE 2

Vance: 2

Bruce: I STOOD UP AND FELL TO THE GROUND IMMEDIATELY

Vance: I pushed you dumbass

Bruce: oh

Bruce: FALSE ALARM GUYS!!

Finney: what a healthy relationship

Bruce: ITS NOT A RELaban9-'

Vance: sorry guys I'm back

Finney: YOU LEFT??

Vance: yea

Robin: whatd you do

Vance: killed a man

Finney: WHAT WHO

Finney: oh my god

Finney: BRUCE NO

Vance: k

Robin: WHY ARE U IN SUCH A BAD MOOD

Vance: why are you ugly

Finney: why are you dead

Vance: EXCUSE ME??

Gwen: the people. The people know.

Vance: BLAKE FAMILY IS WEIRD

Bruce: so guys i was thinking

Griffin: this can't end well

Bruce: we are like 70% water right

Robin: yeah

Bruce: so then like why do we need to always drink water if our body is mostly water

Billy: wait..

Vance: are you guys being serious rn.. like actually are y'all playing me

Robin: no bc he has a point

Finney: GUYS I JAUT SAW BLOPD ON GWQENS BEF

Bruce: it is quite interesting that we are 70% water yet depend so much on drinking water

Finney: GUYS THERES SM

Billy: i know right

Finney: GOYS I THINK SHE KILLED SOMEONE

Robin: such a cool fact

Finney: you guys have to be shitting me.

Vance: this is my last straw

Bruce: straws are a dollar at the dollar store

Griffin: i went to the dollar store the other day and saw something so shocking, so traumatizing, i can't even put it to words

Robin: what is it

Griffin: i saw....

Billy: vance's courage to ask bruce out?

Griffin: no

Robin: vance's ability to move up a school grade?

Griffin: no

Vance: STOP FUCKING DISSING ME.

Finney: bruce's period blood

Bruce: don't even.

Vance: WHAT IS UR FIXATION ON HIM HAVING A PERIOD

Bruce: ^ SEE HES ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS

Griffin: can i share my shocking discovery

Billy: you just said you can't put it into words.

Vance: i'll punch you so hard you can't form words

Billy: WHAT DID I EVEN DO

Griffin: well i saw

Vance: SPIT IT OUT KID

Gwen: did Bruce make you sleep on your least favorite side of the bed or smth

Griffin: i saw something over a dollar

Vance: 😐

Finney: no.

Griffin: at the dollar store.

Robin: i'm in disbelief

Bruce: NO WAY

Griffin: it was $1.25

Billy: IMPOSSIBLE.

Griffin: i was just as devastated

Vance: its truly revolting how that entertained you guys

Robin: this is why you're going to Bruce's baseball game alone

Vance: woah.. sorry Bruce!! my mom just called and said I couldn't go bc she wants me at home

Finney: be fr ur mom wants you nowhere near her

Vance: menace

Bruce: if my team wins the baseball game you guys can come over for ice cream and sleep over! 😊

Vance: if you win?

Bruce: yes

Vance: damn it i wanted ice cream too

Bruce: I'm going to ignore that.

Billy: GRIFFIN LOCKED ME IN A PANTRY

Griffin: 😛

Billy: IM GOING TO SUFFOCATE LET ME OUT

Griffin: no

Griffin: I'm going to go bike now bye!!

Billy: THERE IS A WHOLE CHILD MURDERER ON THE LOSE DONT YOU DARE GO OUT THERE

Griffin: woah some guy just dropped his eggs on the side of the street

Gwen: sigh

Griffin: should I go help

Gwen: NO DON'T

Griffin: oh it's all good some other kid helped

Gwen: and another one bites the dust

Griffin: wha

Gwen: WHAT!

Robin: OKAY SEE U GUYS AT BRUCES GAME

Vance: are you fucking fr

Vance: I thought you guys weren't going

Finney: DUH WE'RE GOING

Vance: I hate you guys

AUTHORS NOTE:

Guys this chapter is all over the place