Robin: FINNEY.

Finney: ROBIN.

Bruce: BRUCE.

Robin: WE SHOULD BE SPIDERMAN AND BATMAN FOR HALLOWEEN

Finney: GOOD IDEA THATS BETTER THAN OUR SANDWHICH COMBO IDEA

Vance: you guys make me want to kms

Billy: the day Apple makes an anti gay flag will be the day I'm truly happy

Bruce: why are you and Robin always flirting

Finney: SHUT IT

Bruce: racist

Finney: WOAH. Woah .

Robin: woah .

Bruce: anyways Vance is outside my house

Robin: WHAAAT

Finney: WHAT DID YOU DO

Bruce: I BROKE THE PINBALL THING

Finney: you BROKE IT??

Bruce: YES. BROKE. SHATTERED. GONE.

Robin: HOW.

Vance: he fell on it

Vance: LET ME INTO YOUR HOUSE

Bruce: NO.

Billy:

Billy: HOW DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY LIKES

Griffin: WHY DID U REPLY TO YOURSELF FINNEY

Gwen: he's a bit slow when it comes to twitter

Finney:

Finney: 100K FOLLOWERS HOW

Robin: SHE DOESNT FOLLOW YOU BACK

Finney: HOW RUDE

Vance: hold up did you break up with someone over twitter

Finney: I DONT HAVE HER NUMBER.

Vance: see this is why she wasn't dating you in the first place

Finney: GO BEAT UP BRUCE

Bruce: NO WHY ME

Vance: LET ME IN BRUCE

Bruce: WAIT VANCE MY MOM JUST PULLED UP

Vance: oh shit

Griffin: HAAAAHH

Gwen: you don't have much time 😈

Griffin: 😈

Vance: BILLY CONTROL THEM BEFORE I PUNCH THEM

Billy: TIME-OUT BOTH IF YOU

Griffin: 😛

Billy: DONT STICK UR TONGUE OUT AT ME

Griffin: 😛😛

Gwen: 😛😛

Billy: THATS IT BOTH OF YOU ARE GROUNDED

Bruce: Vance is having tea with my mom

Robin: WOAH TEA PARTY AT BRUCES??

Finney:

Finney: they understand

Billy: THE USER

Griffin: uh oh

Gwen: spaghettio

Robin: NOBODY SHOW VANCE

Billy: maybe he'll be calmer after tea

Bruce: he's getting therapy now

Finney: WHAT

Bruce: my moms a therapist

Finney: my moms dead

Bruce: HOW AM I MEANT TO RESPOND TO THAT

Robin: DID VANCE AGREE TO THIS

Bruce: I DONT THINK HE KNOWS

Bruce: you never know

Bruce: not until it's too late and she's somehow gotten you to tell her every single detail of your life

Billy: ..WOW!!

Finney: THAT GOT DARK

Bruce:

Bruce: 600 MILLION FOLLOWERS

Robin: WHY IS THE PFP A PHONE CASE

Finney: hold up. Why does it say edit profile..

Robin: WOAH.

Bruce: no guys wait

Billy: and the plot thickens

Robin: Bruce's secret (not so secret) crush is revealed

Billy: he did it to himself too

Robin: the truth had to come out somehow

Finney: look at that Bruce has magically disappeared

Vance: what'd you guys do to Bruce and why is his face so red

Finney: oooo Bruce is embarrassed

Billy: ..so Vance how was your therapy session

Vance: my what

Billy: TEA SESSION I MEANT TEA

Vance: SESSION?

Billy: PARTY.

Vance: PARTY?

Billy: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.

Vance: YOURE BEING WEIRD

Finney: BRUCE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU AND MADE A WHOLE BRANCE FANPAGE ON TWITTER AND GOT MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS

Robin: everyone just stopped typing for a solid five minutes I'm breaking the ice

Bruce: THAT WASNT ME

Finney: LYING IS A SIN REPENT REPENT

Gwen: you're stealing my lines for what

Bruce: I WAS HELPING OUT A FRIEND

Finney: 🤔 HELPING OUT A FRIEND..

Bruce: YES

Finney: which friend

Bruce: JACOB..

Finney: what's jacobs last name

Bruce: I DONT KNOW.

Finney: how do you know Jacob

Bruce: BASEBALL

Finney: whats his uniform number

Bruce: #5

Bruce: WHY AM I BEING INTERROGATED

Finney: SO WHYD YOU MAKE THE ACC BRUCE

Bruce: IT WAS A DARE

Finney: BOOM. RIGHT THERE.

Griffin: 😨

Finney: SOMEONE SS

Robin: on it judge finney 🫡

Finney: EARLIER YOU STATED THAT YOU WERE 'HELPING A FRIEND' NOW YOU CLAIM 'IT WAS A DARE'

Finney: WHICH IS IT

Bruce: BOTH. I WAS DARED TO HELP THE FRIEND.

Finney: what's his name 🤔

Bruce: JASON

Finney: BOOM. AGAIN.

Bruce: WHAT NOW

Finney: it has been scientifically proven that when someone's lying the most common two names they use to pin the blame on are Jacob and Jason PLUS U SAID HIS NAME WAS JACOB BEFORE

Finney: case closed.

Robin: that was amazing

Bruce: IT WASNT ME I SWEAR

Vance: I believe you

Finney: AFTER MY BEAUTIFUL COURT CASE?????????

Vance: BRUCE WOULD NEVER DO THAT

Finney: YOURE BOTH LITTLE LIARS

Bruce: I feel like I was just hate crimed

Finney: DONT START WITH THAT.

Bruce: 😒

Finney: are you mad now

Bruce: no

Finney: then why are you acting like this

Bruce: because I'm mad

Finney: FINE. BE LIKE THAT.

Bruce: FINE.

Robin: FINE.

Bruce: my mom wants to know if anyone want this extra tea box she accidentally bought two

Billy: sure

Bruce: come get it then

Billy: On my way!

Billy: omw*

Billy: I'm not that excited to see you ngl

Bruce: THATS ENOUGH

Bruce: EVERYONE STOP BEING MEAN

Griffin: 😛

Billy: HEY WHAT DID I SAY ABT DOING THAT

Vance: next person who's mean to Bruce gets their face punched in

Finney: see that was much more threatening than Bruce

Robin: true. however I'm still going to do this

Robin: FIGHT ME BRUCE FIGHT ME FIGHT ME

Finney: ME TOO

Robin: YEAH FIGHT US FIGHT US

Bruce: I WONT FIGHT YOU GUYS.

Robin: FIGHT US FIGHT US

Bruce: I'LL DIE

Finney: YOLO plus I'll probably stand to the side anyways

Bruce: FINE I'LL FIGHT

Finney: ALR PULL UP TO MY HOUSE

Finney: WHEN I SAID PULL UP TO MY HOUSE I DIDNT MEAN WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

Bruce: HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND HE JUST FOLLOWED ME

Vance: you're talking about me like I'm a lost puppy

Bruce: NO UR MORE THAN A LOST PUPPY I LOVE YOU

Billy: Woah

Vance: oh?

Finney: DID U JUST THIRST TRAP HIM..

Vance: WHAT

Finney: THE "oh?" PLZ STAY 25 FEET AWAY FROM ME DO NOT SPREAD UR THIRST TRAPINESS TO ME

Billy: ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE BRUCE SAYING ILY?!

Bruce: I MEANT IN A FRIEND WAY

Bruce: I DID I SWEAR.

Robin: Bruce have you been taking your meds

Billy: he's just on his period it's okay

Vance: I ASK THIS AGAIN HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK

Finney: IDK YOU TELL ME

Vance: ??WHAT

Bruce: some lady walked by and asked why we were standing outside ur home finney

Gwen: was she hot

Finney: what

Billy: GWEN??

Gwen: SO NOBODY BATS AN EYE AT FINNEY AND ROBIN FLIRTING BUT WHEN I ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION EVERYONE GOES CRAZY

Gwen: I'M TIRED OF YOU GUYS

Gwen: see you later Finney!! ❤️❤️

Finney: have fun at your friends!! ❤️❤️

Vance: WHY DO YOU GET A PASS

Finney: WE SHARE THE SAME BLOOD

Billy: woah I just remembered last night I had a dream I talked to a gnome

Vance: I had a dream I died last night

Vance: notice how I said dream not nightmare

Gwen: soon, don't worry

Vance: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

Gwen: HOW MUCH CLEARER CAN I SAY IT?!

Billy: Bruce where is my tea.

Billy: I wanted it like an hour ago are you sending a carrier pigeon

Bruce: I TOLD YOU TO COME GET IT

Billy: FINE HERE I COME

Bruce: WAIT IM NOT HOME I HAVE TO FIGHT FINNEY AND ROBIN APPARENTLY

Billy: you mean stand behind Vance as he fights finney and robin

Bruce: I don't understand the difference

Finney: ACTUALLY!! We can reschedule don't worry abt it!!

Robin: yeahhh you and Vance can just go home and get Billy his tea

Vance: why do I need to go with him i can stay here

Finney: NO

Vance: ?

Finney: I mean you need to make sure he doesn't get hit by a car

Robin: and stuff

Finney: and stuff..

Vance: Alr.. weirdos

Authors Note:

Guys.. Hi