Bruce: hi

Vance: its four in the morning

Bruce: yes

Vance: ?? Go to sleep

Bruce: I'm bleeding

Vance: why me, god, why me

Vance: @Billy

Billy: WHAT DO YOU WANT

Vance: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO LIKE THAT

Billy: THE PERSON WHO WOKE ME UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING?? FOR WHAT??

Vance: ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN IS CURRENTLY BLEEDING

Billy: THE ONLY CHILDREN I HAVW ARE GRIFFIN AND GWEN

Vance: there's something very wrong with that sentence that I can't quite lay my finger on

Bruce: so much blood

Billy: oh my god

Billy: @Finney @Robin

Robin: WHAT DO YOU WANT.

Finney: ITS SO EALRY

Robin: hold on how the hell did Vance even chase Bruce if he went to a different school

Billy: what..

Robin: that time we got detention

Vance: I can do anything if I put my mind to it

Finney: except move up a grade

Vance: you're lucky I'm tired.

Billy: why is this the first thing you thought of after waking up

Robin: idk I was enlightened

Bruce: don't worry guys I'm coming to your school next year!

Bruce: if I don't bleed out

Robin: 😕

Finney: why are you bleeding brucey

Vance: what did you just call him

Robin: 😮

Billy: WOAH

Finney: I CALLED HIM BRUCE..

Vance: good

Finney: jealous

Vance: I AM NOT

Finney: LYING IS A SIN

Robin: repent!

Bruce: I CUT MY ARM ON THE PILLOW CASE ZIPPER

Vance: why do you sleep with pillows

Bruce: why d

Bruce: what

Finney: WHAT.

Robin: VANCE DO U SLEEP WITH PILLOWS

Vance: no..

Robin: oh hell no no no

Billy: @Gwen we're going to need an exorcism

Gwen: Go to sleep, Billy.

Griffin: Yeah, Billy.

Billy: WHY ARE YOU TWO UP

Billy: AND WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING LIKE THAT

Robin: your shower water is cold finney

Finney: MY SHOWER WATER??

Finney: WHY ARE YOU SHOWERING

Griffin: took early bird gets the worm to the next level

Billy: are you sure you just don't have your period Bruce

Finney: yeah I can get you some pads and chocolate

Vance: how would he even

Vance: I'm so lost rn

Bruce: you see I'm bleeding out of my arm

Finney: are the cramps bad I can give you a heating pad

Vance: HOW WOULD HE EVEN HAVE A PERIOD

Finney: DANG THIS COLD PIZZA IS SO GOOD ROBIN COME TRY SOME

Robin: WAIT IM BLOW DRYING MY HAIR

Vance: ANSWER MY QUESTION

Finney: nah

Robin: hey wait

Robin: what country does this flag belong to

Robin:

Vance: MLM DUMBASS

Robin: woah since when was multi level marketing a country

Vance: NO MEN LOVE MEN

Robin: Vance i already know gay people exist whats ur point

Vance: I'm finding the nearest cliff

Finney: IM CONFUSED

Vance: MLM = MEN LOVE MEN

Robin: OHHH

Finney: WHY DIDNT YOU JUST LEAD WITH THAT

Vance: god I hate kids so much

Finney: JEEZ THIS SHOWER WATER IS RLY IS COLD U WERE RIGHT ROBIN

Robin: at least this pizza is good

Vance: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SHOWERING AND EATING COLD PIZZA THIS EARLY

Robin: can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don't think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn't as fun when you're not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Finney: AWWW ROBIN HOW SWEET ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Robin: anything for you my finney boo 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Finney: JK! I love someone else..

Robin: WOAH! *takes out knife*

Vance: WHAT THE FUCK

Robin: before anyone accuses me of manslaughter, lets look at both sides of the story

Vance: you're ugly in both of them

Finney: HOT DAMN ‼️

Bruce: WOAH GUYS I WAS LOOKING AT SC TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO STOP THE BLEEDING AND SAW A MEMORY FROM THREE YEARS AGO

Bruce: THREE.

Finney: can you believe you once lived without us

Bruce: yeah I was happy then

Robin: 🙁

Bruce: GUYS IM SORRY IM BLEEDING OUT AND SLOWLY LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS. FULL OF BLOOD ME WOULDN'T SAY THAT

Billy: WHY WOULD YOU LOOK ON SC FOR HOW TO STOP BLEEDING??

Bruce: IDK I Jfxzn

Robin: what

Finney: HOW DO I MAKE POPCORN

Vance: how do you what

Finney: MAKE POPCORN

Finney: Like POP! POP!

Vance: BRUCE IS BLEEDING OUT FORGET THE POPCORN

Finney: but popcorn 🙁

Vance: FINE. EAT UR POPCORN. I'LL GO HELP BRUCE.

Finney: YAY

Billy: how are your parents not screaming at you

Finney: well you know my moms six feet under and stuff

Finney: and my dads getting drunk at a bar and doesn't get home until 3 AM

Billy: 😬

Griffin: who's gonna tell him

Billy: go back to sleep griffin, it's about to get ugly

Griffin: 🫡

Billy: finney I want robin and you to both go back to bed

Finney: BUT MY POPCORN

Billy: FORGET THE POPCORN.

Finney: jeez no need to be so mean about it ☹️

Billy: Jesus Christ

Finney: okay we're back in bed

Billy: alright finney. It's currently 4:30 AM. What time does ur dad get home again?

Finney: three

Finney: oh

Robin: oh

Finney: OH SHIT

Robin: IS HE GOING TO KILL US IN THE MORNING

Griffin: HAAAAH YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME

Billy: GO TO BED.

Griffin: NO THEY GET TO STAY UP

Billy: GRIFFIN.

Griffin: YOURE THE WORST I HATE YOU

Billy: it's hard being a single dad

Vance: I broke Bruce's window

Finney: what

Vance: I BROKE HIS WINDOW DUMBASS HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY IT

Finney: woah calm down Jamal

Robin: 🤭

Vance: who the hell is Jamal.

Finney: you're too old to understand

Robin: 🫢

Vance: what the hell did you just say to me

Finney: SOOOO U BROKE BRUCES WINDOW HM?

Vance: YES BUT I SAVED BRUCE

Finney: woah.. how chivalrous

Robin: and they say true love is dead

Vance: he's sleeping now

Robin: ARE YOU JUST WATCHING HIM SLEEP??

Vance: EXCUSE ME??

Robin: WHAT A WEIRDO..

Vance: I AM NOT.

Finney: hold up are you sure he isn't dead

Vance: WHAT??

Finney: well I thought my mom was just taking a rly long bath.. and yk how that ended

Robin: 😮

Vance: HOLY SHIT HOW DO I CHECK IF HES DEAD

Finney: punch his stomach

Vance: ok

Finney: NO DONT ACTUALLY

Finney: THAT WAS AN INTRUSIVE THOUGHT BRUCE IM SO SORRY

Bruce: it's okay!

Finney: YOURE ALIVE!!

Bruce: my stomach hurts

Bruce: and my windows broken 😕

Bruce: life was so much better when I was unconscious

Finney: oh golly gee

Robin: that's.. a lot to unpack

Billy: Goldilocks doesn't understand how doors work and decided to break ur window and climb thru it

Bruce: OH! 😄

Vance: WHAT WOULD BRUCES MOM SAY IF I JUST KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AT 4 IN THE MORNING?

Bruce: she'd probably invite you in for tea tbh

Vance: I miss when you were unconscious

Bruce: me too

Vance: BRUCE NO. I'm sorry.

Finney: WOAH ROBIN

Robin: WOAH FINN

Finney: ARE YOU SEEING THIS??

Robin: VANCE HOPPER APOLOGIZING??

Finney: THIS IS AMAZING

Robin: BRUCE TRULY IS A MIRACLE WORKER

Bruce: how old am I

Finney: no clue.. why

Bruce: oh I like that age

Bruce: 👋

Robin: .. 👋

Finney: what the heck was that

Robin: he must have head trauma

Finney: I thought he hurt his arm not his head

Robin: they like connect or something

Finney: ohhh I understand now

Griffin: what 🙁

Billy: SLEEP.

Griffin: I HATE YOU