Finney: boo

Robin: AHHH

Finney: I appreciate you acting like you were scared to make me happy

Bruce: Vance is scared of spiders

Billy: HAH!

Griffin: HAH!!

Billy: HAH!!!

Griffin: HAH!!!!

Gwen: ✋

Billy: sorry

Griffin: my bad

Finney: robins scared of spiders too

Robin: FINN.

Finney: I said that because I knew you wouldn't beat me up like Vance is going to beat up Bruce 😁

Billy: great job bud so proud of you for figuring that out

Gwen: ✋

Billy: WHAT DID I EVEN DO

Bruce: VANCE WOULDN'T BEAT ME UP

Vance: open up the door pretty boy 😈

Finney: AWW HE CALLED BRUCE PRETTY

Robin: AWWWW

Vance: I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL HIM

Finney: BUT YOU CALLED HIM PRETTY

Robin: oh my god finn

Finney: oh my god robin

Robin: VANCE WILL BE THE LAST PERSON BRUCE SEES

Finney: AWWWW

Robin: AWWWW

Vance: there's something very wrong with the both of you

Finney: you're the one in love with a pinball machine

Vance: listen here kid, don't make me put on my rings

Finney: woah. He's serious.

Bruce: g9hs van29cenbeoke my pheon

Finney: what

Griffin: he says 'guys Vance broke my phone'

Finney: OHH

Bruce: FBSNNABANEM IS MSJNT!

Vance: you fucker I'm going to kill you

Finney: WHATD HE SAY

Griffin: paperboy why don't you translate this one

Billy: how about NO ❌❌

Robin: I got this

Griffin: hehehhehehehehehheheheh😈

Finney: you play too much.

Vance: no YOU play too much

Finney: hey Vance remember that one time I walked in on you arguing with yourself in the school bathroom mirror

Billy: hey Vance remember that one time you ran away screaming from my GOLDEN RETRIEVER

Bruce: hey Vance remember when I went into your room and saw you standing on your dresser because there was a spider on the floor

Bruce: oh wait that just happened!

Vance: I thought I broke your phone

Bruce: I fixed it!!

Vance: ..for now

Bruce: WHAT?

Vance: WHAT!

Finney: WHAT.

Bruce: hey Robin remember when I walked in on you kissing your pillow and pretending it was Finney

Griffin: 🫤

Billy: 🤨

Gwen: 🙏 Lord I am so sorry for robins actions

Robin: NOW BRUCE DONT MAKE ME PUNCH YOU

Vance: WOAH

Vance: woah.

Vance: only I can be mean to Bruce

Robin: deep breaths robin, deep breaths

Griffin: hey guys

Vance: no

Griffin: rude.. i just wanted to share a fascinating fact😒

Vance: no need

Billy: go ahead Griffin

Griffin: did you guys know there are mega m&m's which has a 0.81 inch diameter, and is 0.38 inches thick, while a regular m&m has a 0.53 inch diameter, and is 0.25 inches thick! in conclusion, mega m&m's have a thick shell!

Robin: WOAH SO COOL GRIFFIN (guys be nice to him and pretend you're interested)

Vance: i think your brain has a thick shell

Vance: the shell is so fucking thick that your brain is the size of a fucking pea

Robin: okay or do that and be a fucking dick

Vance: hey robin

Finney: ooooooo you're gonna getttt itttt

Robin: yes Vance

Vance: why don't you tell us more about fiducia!!

Robin: oh.....!

Robin: please just punch me in the face or something

Finney: hold up Robin was doing WHAT with his pillow

Robin: holy hell I need chocolate

Finney: don't try to change the chocolate

Finney: subject*

Finney: FUCK HE'S MESSED WITH MY MIND

Billy: WOAHH THERE COWBOY

Bruce: let's all calm down

Griffin: I was just righting that

Robin: ..

Vance: did this toddler just say righting

Robin: VANCE BE NICE

Vance: NO THIS MAN KNOWS FACTS ABT M&M'S BUT DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL WRITING

Gwen: ✋

Vance: NO U CANT JUST GO '✋' AND EXPECT ME TO STOP YELLING AT UR BF

Gwen: ✋

Vance: BUT

Gwen: ✋

Vance: FINE

Vance: I hate women

Finney: we're glad you felt safe telling us that

Vance: why wouldn't I be..

Robin: Bc this is a big moment, and we're really proud of you for coming out!!

Vance: STOP. NOW.

Bruce: GUYS I FOUND MY OLD LIGHT UP SKETCHERS

Vance: lord take me away now

Vance: woah a creepy black van just drove by

Gwen: You asked the lord. The lord answers.

Vance: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT.

Vance: HELLO

Vance: WHAT

Bruce: don't worry Vance I'll give you my light up sketchers so you can run extra fast

Vance: I'll take my chances with the van

Bruce: I'll come bring them to you

Vance: NO.

Vance: BRUCE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE.

Billy: this is why we can't have nice things like light up sketchers

Finney: VANCE PROTECTING HIS BF

Finney: AWWW

Vance: When I see you at school next week it's over

Finney: oh

Finney: ROBIN

Robin: Okay finney since you asked I'll go kill Vance in his sleep

Finney: HOLD ON NOW

Griffin: 😧

Gwen: 🫤

Billy: HEY WOAH THE LITTLE KIDS CANT SEE THIS

Billy: GO BACK TO BED CHILDREN

Vance: this is one fucked up family

Finney: can't be more messed up than yours

Robin: WOAH FINNEY 😧

Vance: this is why your moms dead

Robin: HOLY COW 😯

Finney: this is why your parents don't love you

Robin: WHAT THE HELL 😮

Vance: you're one to talk about parents not loving you

Robin: JEEZ LOUISE 😮

Griffin: 😕

Billy: HEY NO FIGHTING IN FRONT OF THE LITTLE ONES

Vance: don't make me beat you with those newspapers boy

Billy: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Vance: I'm going to steal your dog

Billy: the one your afraid of?

Vance: I'm shaving your hair off

Billy: WOAH TOO FAR GOLDILOCKS.

Finney: GOLDILOCKS

Robin: THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY

Griffin: HA

Vance: I'm already going to beat them up don't tell me I have to the same to you Griffin

Griffin: no sir sorry sir

Billy: SIR?? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO GRIFFIN??

Billy: it's not safe here.. let's go Griffin..

Vance: where the hell is Bruce.

Robin: DID HE ACTUALLY BRING U LIGHT UP SKETCHERS

Finney: THE LOYALTY

Robin: DANG

Vance: If he gets kidnapped because of sketchers I'm going to lose my mind

Robin: because you'll miss him so much

Finney: AWWW

Vance: I'm trying to think back and figure out what I did to deserve this

Finney: you've given a kid two black eyes before

Robin: you dislocated Bruce's shoulder

Finney: you pushed Griffin because he was 'in your way' even though he was across the street

Robin: got back at finney by stealing his shoes and socks bc he held the door open for the cops that one time you got arrested

Finney: kicked robin in the stomach for breathing too loudly

Robin: popped some random guys tires and then blamed it on billy

Finney: kicked billy

Robin: tried to bite billy

Finney: threw a basket of newspapers at Billy

Robin: ate Billy's lunch

Finney: locked billy in a bathroom stall

Billy: I'm sensing a pattern ..

Vance: I'm about to add onto the pattern

Billy: WOAH.. WOULD U LOOK AT THE TIME..

Billy: BYE!!

Robin: and another one bites the dust

Finney: another soldier lost

Robin: such a shame

AUTHORS NOTE:

Bruce is happy as long as he has his sketchers isnt my boyfriend cute guys