Finney: guys I love algebra

Robin: why

Finney: the way the pieces in the equation perfectly fit together to give you the exact answer

Finney: and when you don't get the exact answer, you get the joy of trying to solve it

Vance: if anyone asks, we aren't friends. in fact we don't know each other. ive never heard of a kid named Finney Blake.

Finney: why?

Vance: this should be self explanatory

Finney: math rocks!

Vance: nerd

Finney: AM NOT

Vance: Bruce would back me up

Finney: Bruce is currently helping me launch my rocket

Vance: THIS IS NOT OK.

Vance: GRIFFIN

Griffin: 👋

Vance: how do you feel about math

Griffin: i'm 11

Vance: Griffin 🙂 that doesn't answer my question, does it? 🙂

Griffin: no sir

Robin: SIR?

Finney: LEAVE GRIFFIN ALONE

Bruce: YEAH STOP SCARING THE CHILDREN

Vance: Oh NOW you show up

Bruce: finn's arm is mint!

Vance: I'm going to strangle you

Bruce: I DON'T THINK SO

Vance: OH RLY

Bruce: even if you tried to.. finn could help me

Bruce: yk.. bc..

Vance: Don't do it.

Bruce: HIS ARM IS MINT!

Vance: YOU FUCKER

Vance: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Vance: YOU'RE DEAD YAMADA

Bruce: NO PLEASE

Vance: I'm going to do bad bad things to you

Gwen: ✋

Vance: Yes ma'am

Robin: "Bad bad things"..

Robin: 🤨

Finney: Stop flirting with bruce

Vance: That's it

Vance: THAT DOES IT.

Finney: NO GWEN DO YOUR ✋ THING

Vance: I'm coming over blake.

Finney: YOU DO IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE BUT NOT ME

Gwen: 😈

Robin: Oh nah..

Billy: That's not gwen that's pen

Bruce: i tittered

Robin: ...

Griffin: You what?

Bruce: tittered

Finney: At times like these it's best to ignore him and pretend like he didn't say anything

Vance: I hate this group chat and everyone in it

Robin: Alr whos gonna tell him

Finney: I'll do it

Finney: Vance you're the one who made this gc

Vance: I HAD TO.

Robin: Just be honest with yourself

Billy: yeah it's okay that you wanted to be friends with us

Vance: WE LITERALLY ALL GOT DETENTION AND I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE THE FUCKING ROOM WAS BC THEY CHANGE IT EVERY DAMN TIME

Bruce: woah calm down bud

Vance: 😄 Ok Bruce.

Bruce: are you going to beat me up again

Vance: AGAIN??

Robin: THAT IS THE LITERAL REASON WE GOT DETENTION.

Vance: oh yeah

Finney: yeah you were trying to beat me up and when I was running away from you I knocked Bruce down and then you changed ur target to him and then robin was like yo bc he thought u were beating me up so then Robin started attacking you and then Gwen saw and ALSO thought u were hurting me so she tackled you and then you threw her off and then Griffin saw and was like "DONT TOUCH HER🤬" and then Billy crashed his bike into us and then a teacher came and was like "YOU ALL HAVE DETENTION!" So yeah

Robin: WOAH??

Bruce: that's a lot of 'and then's' my head hurts

Billy: I CANT believe Vance did that to his BFFS!

Vance: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW U GUYS EXISTED

Vance: actually I knew Bruce existed

Bruce: 😊

Finney: did you now 😏

Robin: 😏

Finney: so you were looking at Bruce a lot?

Vance: No guys.

Vance: THIS IS UNFUNNY

Robin: we aren't TRYING to be funny?

Vance: let's talk about Griffin's obvious crush on Gwen

Robin: let's talk about the enemies to lovers thing between you and Bruce

Vance: this is literal cyber bullying

Robin: admit you like him

Vance: fine then let's talk about the love letters in your notebook to fi

Bruce: oh

Billy: he stopped mid sentence

Robin: WOW! GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HE SAID!

Robin: he must be talking about Fiducia

Billy: who the fuck is that

Robin: ITS A NAME BILLY.

Vance: what the fuck kinda name is Fiducia

Robin: What the fuck kinda name is Vance

Vance: a better fucking name than fucking Fiducia AND Robin. What are you? A Bird? Tweet tweet bitch

Griffin: what are you guys going to be for Halloween

Billy: paperboy

Robin: are you s

Robin: nope I'm going to move on

Vance: Halloween is for losers

Bruce: you must celebrate it a lot then

Vance: I'm going to kill you

Finney: ANYWAYS!! I'm going to be Fiducia for Halloween

Bruce: THE LORE BEHIND WHAT HE JUST SAID

Vance: I hate you

Billy: the LORE??

Bruce: PLZ TELL ME SOMEONE GETS IT

Gwen: Griffin I'll be a witch and you be a wizard

Bruce: FOCUS ON THE LORE.

Finney: ..is this a couple costume 😏

Bruce: STOP IGNORING ME

Gwen: go match with Dana

Bruce: GUYS

Finney: I'm matching with Robin

Gwen: are you now 😏

Finney: not a word.

Gwen: wait what would Jesus say

Finney: HE'D SAY ME AND ROBIN ARE FRIENDS. JUST FRIENDS.

Griffin: whatre you two going as

Robin: we are going to be a sandwich combination

Bruce: oh so like tomatoes and jelly

Finney: WHAT.

Billy: OH FUCK NO..

Bruce: WHAT ITS GOOD

Vance: WHAT THE HELL YAMADA

Billy: PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FOR THE WIN.

Bruce: GUYS BELUEVE ME ITS GOOD TRY BEFORE YOU DENY

Vance: FUCK. NO.

Bruce: try it.

Vance: Bruce no.

Bruce: do it for me.

Vance: BAD BRUCE BAD.

Bruce: ITS GOOD.

Vance: HOW MANY TIMES DID U GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL TO MAKE YOU THINK THIS

Bruce: LISTEN. I WEAR A HELMET ANYWAYS.

Vance: OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT DOING A GOOD JOB

Bruce: OMG I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA

Vance: this can't be good

Bruce: Vance we should match costumes together

Vance: FUCK NO

Vance: THAT'S GROSS YAMADA

Billy: damn..

Vance: Alr Yamada I'll match with you

Vance: but if ANYONE asks, and I mean ANYONE, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I WAS FORCED. ANYTHING THAT SAYS I WASNT WILLING TO DO THIS.

Bruce: YESYESYES

Bruce: okay let's be Cookie Monster and Elmo

Vance: Did you hit your head a lot as a baby

Vance: DONT MAKE ME TAKE BACK THE OFFER.

Bruce: FINE. I'LL FIND SMTH BETTER.

Bruce: hey guys guess what Vance agreed to do

Vance: I SAID DONT TELL ANYONE THAT I AGREED TO MATCH COSTUMES WITH YOU

Bruce: I was going to tell them you agreed to teach me to play pinball..

Vance: oh

Vance: YEAH I DID THAT

Finney: rewind..

Vance: NO NO REWINDING

Finney: WHEN I SAY BR YOU SAY ANCE

Finney: BR

Robin: ANCE

Finney: BR

Robin: ANCE

Finney: WHEN I SAY ENEMIES TO LOVERS YOU SAY BRANCE

Finney: ENEMIES TO LOVERS

Robin: BRANCE

Finney: ENEMIES TO LOVERS

Robin: BRANCE

Vance: I hate kids

Robin: we are two years younger

Robin: TWO

Finney: that's like TWO!

Vance: that's enough.

AUTHORS NOTE:

OMG FIRST CHAPTER OUT 💪💪💪