《Huh....... neat. (Apocalyptic Realm x male "Latino" reader)》Chapter eleven
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Y/n: alright.....almost done.....just need to add the translator.
Y/n: it's gonna take a while for me to get used to this.
Y/n:.......nah.
Gaige:
Y/n: yeah?
Gaige:
Y/n: I'm gonna go get some things.
Gaige:
Y/n: I'll be fine.
Gaige:
Y/n: hmm....
Y/n: *sigh*....well it was time I had some fun.
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Y/n: KIDDING!
Y/n: PUTO!
Y/n: lets see......subway.....rue21.....little caesars .........hmm...........auto shop............................oh theres a radio sha- oh shit a liquor store!
Y/n: hmm.......maybe there's a power box in the back room.
Y/n: oh sweet.
Y/n: good job me.
Y/n: lets see....gin...moonshine...rum...
Y/n: brandy....oh?
Y/n: oh hell yeah, vodka! I'm about to get my cheeki breeki on to-night!
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Y/n: ngh!
Y/n:... lo tienen todo excepto maldita- oh there's some.
Y/n: tequila!
Y/n: gracias a dios, te necesito después de todo lo que he pasado.
Y/n: huh?
Y/n: No.....fucking.....way....
Y/n: esos locos.... they finally did it.
Y/n: you know.....my legs are still weak from finding that.....drink.
Y/n: I hope they weren't having a tune up.
Y/n:.......
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LUCK?!?!?
Y/n: Dios, if your still alive I want to thank you for this blessing and I will not do something to offend you for as long as I can. Amen.
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Y/n: ooh this is gonna- wait I don't even know how to drive one of theses........
Y/n:.....meh.... it can't be that hard....right?
Y/n: sorry not sorry!
Y/n: Yoo-hoo!
Y/n: oh, right!
Y/n: WHAT! I thought the military was gone?!
???: *disorded* pUlL OvEr!
Y/n: yes?
???:....
Y/n: um.....
???: who is you?
Y/n: o-oh I'm y/n.. y/n l/n.
???: vse v poryadke, on v bezopasnosti!
???: this is taya.
???: despite size taya is 19
Y/n: o-okay?
???: I am yula...
Y/n: ok...so....you gonna explain to my why you pull me over?
Yula: because.......we've been watching you.
Y/n:...
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WHAT?!?!?
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