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"Ok so you're my father, who is also Cupid, and that's why you have a fake French accent cause France is the place of love." I quickly summarize his whole life story.

"You make me sound like a fraud y/n, and it isn't a fake accent!" He rubs his temple while letting out a long sigh.

"You know you could've told me this then the whole one hour of how your life was." I state the obvious while yawning since through out the one hour life story speech I took a half hour nap.

"Never mind that, we need you to get Saiki to fall in love with you before it's too late!" He says while making a whole stack of clothes and girly supplies appear out of no where and went through them while choosing what I assume an outfit.

"Here wear this!" He throws me a pair of clothes and shoes that I look in disgust.

"You expect me to wear this?" I question while grimacing at all the exposing clothes.

"Just try it on already!" He ushers me to my room. I sigh one last time and change.

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Sorry if you guys don't like dogs hopefully you guys don't mind them because it's going be relevant to the story

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"Um Fran I am gonna kill myself in these heels." I say while grasping the wall and leaning on it for support.

"Don't be dramatic, come on now give me a spin." He was while twirling his finger and giving me a judging stare.

After a long silence he finally gives a sigh and rubs his temple while nodding his head in disapproval.

"Those shorts are to long." He says seriously while going back to the magic closet.

My jaw drops, I already feel bothered by these shorts, he then pulls out even shorter shorts.

"Are you kidding me, those aren't even considered shorts that's a whole pair of underwear!" I yell while still grasping onto a shelf since these stilettos Fran gave me are about the kill me.

"Also haven't you noticed it's pretty cold out side too!" I say looking out the window seeing how everyone walking past have a sweater.

Taking my stilettos off and replace them with some black flats I look at my self in the mirror not completely comfortable, I don't mind the look I just need more confidence.

"Fran what's that thing moving over there?" I question while pointing to a pile of clothes that is constantly moving from time to time.

"Oh that's what I want to give you each family member of the Cupid family has to have a pet or as we call them wingmen." He says going over to the pile of clothes and pulls out a puppy.

"Your mother never like that name since she was a huge feminist but I completely agreed with her." He smiles sadly reminiscing an old memory. He then passed the adorable puppy in his arms to me.

"I'll name him Scooby." I say while stroking it's head and it barks happily at his new name.

"Hey Fran when will you tell me more about my mom?" I ask cautiously not wanting to make him cry.

"Soon my dear you'll get all the info, but right now we need you to get Saiki to go to Paris with you and you have to kiss him before midnight on your birthday!" He says while rushing all the clothes back in the magic closet and pushing me out the door.

He hands me the coffee jelly that I made and a coat. Before I could ask anymore questions he slammed the door after we both got out and he disappeared leaving pink glitter in the air.

"Why wasn't I born like a normal child?" I say while going to Saiki's house trying to look decent and not slutty or at least thats what I thought I looked like.

Finally arriving towards his house I notice he wasn't the only one there. I heard Hairo, Kaidou, Mera, Yumehara, and Teruhashi's thoughts I assume Nendou is in there since he always hangs out with them. But I sense new people I haven't officially met yet I heard a girl and another guy there thoughts were loud as well. Though I feel like I know one of them.

Wondering why they were all here I just rang the door bell wanting to get this over with.

When I didn't get a response I was quite happy knowing I didn't have to make contact with them but before I could turn around I heard the door click open and there appeared a guy with purple hair and with a white bandana.

I felt like I knew him from somewhere. His frown then turn into a what I thought was a seductive smirk and his figure leaned on the door.

"Well hello there beautiful what brings you to my home?" He ask but then I see someone come up behind him and pull on his ear and it was Saiki.

"This isn't your house idiot." I hear Saiki say while dragging him away and then came his mother.

"Are you a friend of Kusuo?" She ask while her eyes gleam in hope.

"Yes ma'am we've met before my name is y/n I just came here to drop off this treat that I made for Saiki." I say while showing her the coffee jelly that was placed safely in a container.

"Aww isn't that sweet sorry I have a bad memory but come on in you must be veryclose to Kusuo to bring him his favorite dessert." She says while winking and giving me an innocent smile. She then goes to the fridge and leads me towards the group who are in the living room.

"Make yourself at home and you can call me Kurumi." She then leaves me alone with all these people.

I just want to leave is that to much to ask?

"Help me get rid of them and you can leave faster." I look towards Saiki knowing he's the only one that can speak telepathically. I nod and then jump into the conversation.

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Published: 3/27/ 19

Words: 1058