We were all standing by the pool waiting for the lifeguard to come out and everyone was talking amongst themselves.

"Amber look at this."

Mitch pulled out a veruca sock and smacked joe in the back of the head with it and it made a loud PLAP sound.

Mitch was pissing himself while Joe tried to fix his bowl cut. Mitch turned to me laughing and i couldn't help but smile at his silly jokes.

"Alfie where's the lifeguard she better be a-"

I smacked Mitchell in the arm before he could finish.

"excuse you mitch-"

he giggled and pulled me close to him.

Then a rather wide and mean looking lady trugded around the corner with a crutch in her right arm. "So mitch what were you saying about the lifeguard?" I whispered to him and giggled.

Then he turned to Jing

"Oi Jing, get your harpoon out, i just spotted a whale."

I couldn't help but laugh, which i quickly tried to hide.

"Sit down you grubby little toads."

We all sat down and Stephen whispered to us. "well isnt she jolly?"

Then Alf had a poor attempt of introducing himself to the oh so pleasant lady and she told him to sit with us and him... being his pussy self, sat down immediately.

"My name is Joy. Before we begin a couple of ground rules. I don't like children but i do like my kit. And take extra special care of Thomas."

She pointed to the dummy mannequin which was leaning on the bench next to her.

"bet you 10 quid it's her sex doll."

Mitch whispered to me, Steph and Chantelle.

We all quietly laughed and then she continued speaking.

"Mitch, if one of us is drowning do we have to expect her to save us? She can barely walk let alone swim."

He laughed and said

"Don't worry amber I'll save you."

Then Joy said something to do with petting which lead Joe to question her.

"What's petting?"

Then Mitchell chimed in

"Why don't you show us love? Give us a kiss."

and he made a V with his fingers and put his between them.

Chantelle nudged me and whispered,

"The boy can use his tongue.."

and she winked while stephen giggled.

But then Joy replied to Mitchell's lovely remark,

"Would you like a face full of genital herpes?"

Now that is gRIM and mitchell paused and stopped what he was doing which made me laugh.

Joy continued with her rules but I was trying my best not to burst out laughing because Mitchell looked absolutely horrified with what joy just said.

Alfie then piped up

"soooo any questions?"

And of course mitchell raised his hand

"yeah is it true the water changes colour if you piss in it?"

Joy sighed

"Yes it goes yellow. tots make it turn chocolaty"

I was still holding my laughs and her talking about chocolaty pool water wasn't helping.

"Ewww someone's done a dump in it?"

"It wasn't my fault, you weasel! I've got a spastic colon. Speaking on which..."

Her stomach started grumbling and suddenly I didn't wanan laugh anymore. Alf stood up to ask her something but she ran to the toilets holding her stomach.

Mitchell put his hand on my thigh but didn't look towards me and kept looking towards alfie. I glanced at my hand, then to him.

"Oh sorry are you uncomfor-"

"No! no it's okay mitch.."

He smiled at me and placed a kiss on my cheek.

Then Pickwell and her line of cunts started walking in like twats and stood on the opposite side of the pool facing us. But mitch nudged me and we glanced over at Thomas the sex dummy.

"Look mitch. thomas seems to be dying, give him a helping hand..."

Then mitchell's got under its legs and started 'fucking' it. I couldn't stand up, i was laughing too much.

"Oi look sir, shag a life huhuhuhu"

Chantelle and stephan looked over to me and went 👀👀

"Mitchell! Put that down! And Amber don't encourage him!"

Then alf tried to pull the dummy off of mitch who was consistently humping it.

"Let's make it air tight!" mitch said

everyone was laughing and watching the scene.

then i pushed alf off of the dummy cos he was tryna stop him.

Then Joy came back out.

"Thomas! Get off my husband!"

Joy then started to try and pull mitchell's off the dummy and alf was tryna pull the dummy away from mitchell and i stood there pissing myself from laughter.

After what felt like hours of endless entertainment and mitchell humping a plastic doll, joy and her husband thomas pissed off and we could actually start swimming.

Then randomly, alfie pulled out some googgles and slapped them onto his face.

"Oi numb nuts, why you wearing googles?"

Mitch questioned.

"Um cos i have a severe chlorine allergy."

"what alf since when?"

"i don't know amber but i don't want any splash back from this bad boy."

He said holding some weird black brick..

"Wait you have webbed feet but can't actually swim?" Jing asked.

"I know Jing.. god can be a cruel mistress.. It's like giving the pope a big willy"

I wanted to laugh so badly not cos alfie's joke cos it's so ironic that alfie's built like a duck and cant swim.

he started explaining why we need this stupid brick even though we can all swim except him. and maybe joe..

"Mitch are you gonna swim for the actual thing?"

"Probably but only if sir buys us some nando's and beers huhuhuhu"

Jing started questioning why we need to practice alfie's stupid game and he was just being a knob.. as usual...

"you know jing, learning is a lot easier if you don't ask any questions. oKay who's gonna go first? Joe? wanna get it out the way?"

alf has a thing for joe i'm telling you he's always picking on him for everything but...

then stephen volunteered to go first and he was about to dive in when mitchell suddenly pushed passed and bombed right into the pool.

"OIII OIIIIIIIIII"

he yelled as he jumped and created a massive splash. then he started splashing water towards alfie.

"come on amber join me"

he said while splashing around.

"Mitchell stop splashing me I'm allergicccc"

alf whined.

"I need to throw the brick firstttt. get out the pool"

he continued.

"come on throw it. if you aim it at me, it ain't gonna go anyway near me"

"He has a point alf"

"Amber be quiet. Mitchell. Get. Out."

I started laughing at the whole situation and then sat on the edge of the pool and let my legs dangle in the water.

"Or what you gonna come and get me googgle rash? get throw it you melt."

He started splashing around and flapping about.

"Fine!"

and alf actually threw the brick, rather pathetically into the pool.

And then it hit Mitchell right in the back of his head and then mitchell stopped moving.

Everyone started panicking and worrying about mitch.

"Oh shit!"

"Alfie! What the fuck is wrong with you? are you actually an idiot or was mum on some kind of contraceptive while she was pregnant with you? You fucking dickhead!"

"sir go help him!"

before alfie could say anything, I jumped in to help mitchell. i swam over to him and got his face out of the water.

"mitch, mitch can you hear me? are you okay?"

then alf started calling for Joy who had already pissed off.

"Can someone come gimme a hand? I can't swim with him in my own."

"Alright, I'll buy a second beer at nando's for whoever goes to help amber and mitchell."

And suddenly everyone jumped in and we all got mitchell safely out of the water.

"Alfie you're a dickhead."

"What? he was telling me to throw it!"

"But you should know better that you shouldn't cos one, you've got aim worse than a blind old lady who has no arms and two, the fucking risks of it anyway!"

We brought mitchell back to the changing rooms and then they started talking about how the gala will continue. But I sat with Mitchell, and he rest his head on my shoulder cos he was completely knocked out.

he started shuffling around a bit in his sleep and then nuzzled his head into the crook of my neck while i placed my arm over his shoulder.

"cant someone else dive with me?"

"well mitchell's concussed, rem dogg's... rem dogg."

"What about the girls?"

And we all held up pads and tampons.

"How can you all be on your periods at the same time?"

"Alf i don't think you want us to explain."

"Women synchronise too."

then alf didn't wanna hear anymore.

then mitch whispered to me.

"Can you actually sync with other girls?"

i nod and he giggled. he's so childish but i forgive him.

"Joes not competing in anything."

"I'm on my period too."

Then Rem and Mitch started laughing.

"Blobbys on the blob."

Rem said and mitch replied.

"I told you he had a fanny."

"Man perioddd"

We all started laughing.

"I thought you were concussed"

"ohhh me head.."

And then mitch leaned back into my arms.

Then alf went on and on to Joe about how he has to beat Pickwell in the bloody gala. But as usual, didn't give two flying fucks.

"Mitch is your head okay?"

"It's alright, but maybe you should kiss it better huhuhuhu"

i gave him a look like 'seriously'.

he kept laughing and was waiting for a kiss on his head.

I rolled my eyes and smiled, then gave him a gentle kiss on the forehead.

"I'm all healed now."

"Gonna go dive then?"

"i- maybe not then.."

Hes ridiculous, but i love him either way.

Suddenly we heard something about the "moob bot" and everyone started acting as if they had boobs or moobs. Apparently it was to make fun of Joes moobs created by grayson obviously.

then mitch leaned back again and he snuggled his head into my shoulder and let out a long breath and relaxed into my arms.

as they continued talking and mitchell laid ded in my arms and still trying to convince joe to dive. i started dozing to sleep.

But then, alfie announced

"Everyone can have 3 beers!"

Suddenly, Mitchell and I jolt up awake and everyone stood up and started cheering, including mitch and I. which lead alfie to look at mitch with disappointment since he's "concussed".

Then mitch dramatically flopped back down onto the bench.

~time skip to the gala~

I sat between chantelle and mitch, then next to mitch was rem. and jing was in the opposite side of chantelle. we were all sitting their to watch the shitty gala and support our class.

It started off with Mr Fraser fucking up the so called 'olympic torch' which broke and completely set fire to itself making it look like a burning cross.. and then the hood of his robe made him look like a member of the KKK..

(WE DONT STAN THE KKK OR ANY SORT OF RACISM HERE JUST TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR! IT WAS IN THE SHOW PLEASE DONT COME AT ME)

well done fraser, great impression to our school.

Then the games went on and we all started cheering. except for when Andre swam, class K sat in silence... shade....

And of course Pickwells class won almost everything.

And as Pickwell and her student were about to dive chantelle and I gasped.

"Um Unidentifiable package found!"

"I cant tell if it's a camel toe or camel hooves."

Mitch chuckled and then turned to rem to keep talking.

Chantelle Jing and I starting cheering for Stephen and Joe. Then that old bitch Joy tripped Stephen up.

"Ahh my ankle! This old witch tripped me"

"I said no running.."

"OI YOU OLD HAG! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?"

"YEAH YOU OLD COW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?"

"guy calm down."

Chantelle and I were getting fired up ready to fight this old bitch.

Grayson and his friends found our reactions funny while Jing tried to calm us down.

"amber chill, he'll be okay."

mitch said trying to reassure me.

"Yeah girls it's okay, you know stephen, he's strong."

rem chimed in.

We sat back down and mitch held my hand and started drawing circles with his thumb on the back of my hand. I looked at he and he smiled then i had calmed down a lot.

"Oii guys look, dickers is getting naked."

we both turned to look at alfie, who had stripped down to just his underwear.

Flattering..

"is he gonna dive?"

"what about his allergy?"

"When he comes out of the pool looking like a dead fish.. please someone post it on the school website!"

Alf and Joe went up the diving stand thing (idk the name) and they did some lil dance and jig then bombed into the pool. And they got seven points! That's seven more points than Pickwell!

WE WON!

We all stood up and started cheering. I stood on my chair and chantelle joined me. We both started cheering at the top of our lungs and i made eye contact with alfie and we shared a smile.

As much as he's a dick and knob and many other rude things.. he's my brother and he's still my family..

But we had to rush down to the pool cos alfie's allergy suddenly spiked up and his whole face swelled up.

We rushed him to the changing room and he sat down on one the benches.

Then as he wa talking i heard a little whistle behind me. I turned around and saw Mitchell who was about to sneak off into the showers and signaled that i should join him.

(not in that way you dirty people. get ur mind out the gutters... unless 👀👀 NO NO NO IM JK UNLES U GUYS WANT LIKE IDKJEJANS)

i quickly snuck off with him and we showered together. (with clothes on you dirty minded people)

He snuck behind one of the curtains but i didn't know where and as i was walking around to find him, i felt someone pull me into a cubicle.

it was mitch.

"huhuhuhuu scared you."

"no you didn't... not that much"

he placed a kiss on my forehead and then trailed the kisses down my face.

right before he got to my lips he moved back slightly and we looked at eachother.

we just looked into eachothers eyes. i could feel his breath on my lips and the tip of his nose on mine.

Then he started moving, i closed my eyes and then i felt his soft, warm lips pressed against mine and i felt as if the whole world had completely disappeared. as if we were the only two people in the world. Mitch and I have kissed before but we rarely kiss properly since we're always around other people and it's weird when people are around.

I wrapped my arms around his neck and he snakes his arms behind my waist. He tried to slip his tongue in but i didn't let him until he suddenly lift me up and i gasped. Then he took the chance to enter his tongue. My legs wrapped around his waist and he pushed me gently against the wall.

His tongue explored my mouth and just kept managing to deepen the kiss. Then he pulled away to catch our breaths. My face felt warm and his cheeks looked a little pink. Then he started trailing kisses from my jaw down to my neck.

Then he found my sweet spot and left a huge love bite on my lower neck. Then he moved back and looked at what he had done, very proudly.

But then I felt a um... 'little' friend poking my thigh.

Little might be quite an understatement but it was very much thERE.

He very gently placed me back on the floor so i was standing in front of him

"Fuck amber i'm sorry. I'll- you- you know- like- it's not- wait"

I cut him off by placing a very gentle kiss on his lips.

"It's okay mitch."

I laughed gently. and the i leaned to his ear and whispered.

"Maybe we'll sort it out later."

Then I quickly snakes past out the cubicle and turned around to see mitch standing there. Looking so flustered.

Then my eyes averted down to his friEND some may say... And the looked back to his eyes and grinned.

He quickly tried to hid his little issue going on with his hand.

"Amber yo- you should go get changed. I- i'll see you after okay?"

"Okayy see you then."

Is he really gonna wank in a public shower room?

i thought to myself... I guess we'll never know.

I went back to the changing rooms and saw Chantelle and all the girls getting changed.

"Hey girlies."

"Amber where did you run off to? AND WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR NECK?!"

oh sugarplum fairies i forgot mitch gave me a lovely gift on my neck.

"i- it's not- we didn't like do- like we did something- but we no- wait"

All the girls came around and started chatting.

"Please explain"

"details"

"when tfff"

"Do you want concealer?"

"damnnnnn"

we continued talking and laughing and we all got changed and then left the changing rooms. As a stepped out i saw Mitch and Remmy waiting outside.

"Go get your mannn."

chantelle whispered.

"You alright boys?"

"Yeah you?"

"Should we go?"

We started walking to the door and then we saw someone exit the changing rooms.

it was alfie. the swollen, rashed up, naked male i had to call my brother.

Very fortunately he had a swimming board covering his tiny friend.

"No... way..."

everyone except me pulled out their phones to take a picture.

~time skippity hippity hoppity~

We managed to get to nando's and then we asked Alf to go get us our promised beers.

When he went up, Mitch turned to me and leaned close so no one could hear us.

"So you keeping your promise bout later?"

I rolled my eyes and laughed.

"We'll have to see."

He chuckled and then he placed his hand on my thigh. Then mood quickly changed when we started talking about the whole gala situation. I mean the whole gala was a problem so..

We got our beers and ate until we could barely breath.

"Well you guys are all old enough to make your way home on your own. I'll see you guys tomorrow!"

Alfie waved us goodbye... but in the wrong direction.. since he could barely see and our dad came to pick him up .

"Amber, come him with us. Come on hop in."

Dad and I never got on, he always compared me to alfie cos he went to good schools and stayed out of trouble while, i was always the bad student and got kicked out for saying what i believes right.

all in all, didn't necessarily wanna see that old dick.

"No i'll pass."

"come on amber, don't be silly, come home with your brother and your dad."

"Sorry but my dad was never in my life. so no thank you sir, I'd like to not go home with a man who i barely know anymore."

I walked away from the car and towards Mitchell.

"Amber are you okay?"

"yeah let's go."

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