I opened my eyes cos the sun was peeking through the curtains.

Mitchell has his arms wrapped around me as he slept peacefully.

I gave him a small peck on the tip of his nose.

"Mitch... Mitchelllll wake up."

He groaned and his eyes slowly opened.

"morning wickers."

He had a cute croaky morning voice.

"morning harper. let's get ready for school shall we?"

He got up and walked out to get our uniform.

"here ya go. I'm gonna go get changed in the bathroom."

" 'right."

I started putting my clothes on and tied my hair into a high, kinda messy bun.

I walked out to see mitchell making himself a bowl of cereal.

"oh amber help yourself if you're hungry"

"nah i'm alright..."

I sat down on the sofa and started scrolling through my phone.

" 'right amber i'm done let's go."

I grabbed my bag and we walked out the door.

We were messing about all the way to school.

"You know, I don't get how you and Dickers are related... like he's all 'Have a cupper with the Queen' and you're all... you.."

"The thing is yeah, he went to a poshhhh school, mum and dad both cared about him the most so they gave him the best of everything, and he was given everything... plus his gay friend Atticus."

~time skip~

We all sat around the giant Ouiji board and tried to talk to Hitler.

"Yo What's going down my N-word?"

"Shh Fraser you've ruined it.."

"Ugh dick!"

"What the Harry Hilt, are you--"

"Conducting a seance, yes. It's called interactive learning."

"Yeah we'll hold your Ouiji boards because today is the biggest day in the schools sporting a calendar. It's the big footie match against Middleton House."

"Really hey....."

"Yes but you can understand that little sensitive

after last year. 16 of their state of the art MacBook Pros went missing."

"17 actually.."

mitch whispered to me and rem causing us to snicker.

"Now I've just heard that the PE teachers going to be unavailable for the game. Slightly garbled message from him saying but until either be back by two or in 2 to 5 years... something to do with DNA evidence"

"And i fit into this how?"

"I need someone to manage the team. chance to stand up to those posh old bullies. Tell 'em you ain't gonna be eating that biscuit no more!"

"Not this again. why does everyone think I was bullied at Middleton?"

"Your girlie run."

"The way you throw."

"Your facebook wall."

"When you wanted everyone to call you Ang-"

Alfie slapped his hand over my mouth.

"Don't speak about that in front of these lot..."

I chuckled and moved his hand from my mouth.

"I wasn't bullied alright."

I put my head on Mitchell's shoulder closing my eyes

cos i got too bored to listen.

"Yo sup team? This sesh is all about you getting to know your new gaffer yeah. The boss man the special one Il Classico...."

"why are you calling us team?"

"Cause you're my guys alright? and I thought this match perfect opportunity for you to get involved in the big game...

"what happened to the actual football team?"

"... nothing.

"Oh my god alfie you're an idiot."

I slammed my head down onto the desk closing my eyes.

I opened them again and I saw Mitchell staring at me. I winked playfully at him and his faces flushed pink.

"You 'right Harper?"

He nodded and scratched the back of his neck.

"alfie... You lost BOTH teams?!"

"You know jackshit about football."

"Well Mitchell if you came to my bedroom there a certain Goonersaurus duvet that begs to differ!"

"did you just invite me to your bedroom?"

I started laughing and whispered so that only Mitch and Rem could hear

"Told you hes gay.."

They started laughing

I grabbed mitchell's hand and started doodling on the back of it cos i got so bored.

"Look we all know the only reason you want us to play the stupid football game is to get back to your old school for bullying ya!"

"Oh my God why does everyone assume that i would be a victim of bullies?!"

"Oy dickwad!"

"Hello grayson."

"What's my position?"

"You.... You wanna play? "

"Look I'll play for this team alright Downton. But only because I wanna hospitalize some toffs."

I leaned over to mitch and rem

"i swear Grayson is like the same age as alf?"

"Prolly is to be fair he's been held back 5 years.."

"Your brother looks like a real pussy next to Grayson.."

"See that is exactly the kind of passion that I'm looking for. I think I found myself a skipper so who else wants to join the revolution with me and my buddy Frank?"

"You call me that again and I'll firebomb your shed"

" me and my colleague here Mr Grayson.."

"alf you're a pussy"

"and you're little dickers!"

"frank I got a bigger dick then you."

"We're gonna get dicked on"

"No-one? Please I'm desperate!"

"That's what you said to Atticus.."

"What have I got to do to convince you to play?"

Me Mitchell Remdogg started grinning

We changed his voicemail thingy.

It played through and we burst out in laughter

"all right it's a deal."

"okay right time to hit the pitch. I wanna see what you got in your lockers!"

"Flare fun and some porn."

"Some cigs and condoms."

"Not you two..

We were running laps around the football pitch and I ran with Mitchell who was just messing about.

"I don't get why special K had to do the football why couldn't the other forms do it?"

"cos we're special innit! huhuhuhu"

Then Middleton twats came eventually...

I was sitting in our class next to Chantelle, Stephen, Mitch and Rem.

"These posh twats better not come near me or imma hurt them."

"don't worry amber i'll be there with ya. they ain't gettin anywhere near ya 'right?"

Mitchell, Rem and I started walking around the school trying to spot any posh kids. When we we saw one we tripped them over or pushed them or.. just hurt them..

We went to lunch and I sat with the usual.. Chantelle. Stephen, Mitch, Rem, Jing, Andre.

Then the posh boys started yelling and banging on the tables.

I threw my spoon one guys head and yelled

"Shut it you knobs!"

Then I threw my bit of mashed potatoes at one guys head.

One of them tried to throw it back but missed

"Hahah what a Wickers!"

They all said.

"You what? What you saying Wickers for?"

"Because, dear lady that was a Wickers move."

"What's wrong with Wickers yeah? I'm a Wickers."

They all started laughing

"Are you related to Alfie Wickers?"

"Yeah he's my brother.. what bout it?"

They started laughing again so I slapped the one who was talking on the back of his head realllyyy hard.

So hard that his head went forward into his plate of food.

"What's your surname?"

"Edwards.."

He replied muffled

"what a edwards"

I walked back to the table to see everyone laughing at the posh assholes.

I shared my earphones with Mitchell as we blasted music through them, sitting in the locker room.

I rest my head on his shoulder as he put his arm over me. I closed my eyes and listened to the music.

We ran out to the pitch and i was a substitute with Stephen. We were stretching together, doing splits, bridges all of it.

Then we started cheering for the team

Middleton kept shooting goals.

It was halftime and we all went back into the locker room.

"That was shittt"

"we gotta get em back next half."

"Do you think they noticed my cleavage?"

Then Alfie scratched his nails against the blackboard and we all went silent.

"What?"

"What?"

"I don't know"

" it's just that it looked like you were gonna say something I don't know something deep? to get us motivated for the second half..."

"there's a second half? "

"Oh my days"

"I knew that"

"Alfie.. A word?"

Alf walked out and I went to sit with mitchell... but since there was no space i sat on his lap.

"You did well you know mitch?"

"nah i didn't.. look at the scores"

"But you were doing so well!"

He chuckled and we kept talking until alf came walking back in

"Okay people. Do you wanna know what Middleton house of saying about us right now?"

Then Humpage came right against the window and yelled

"ASSHOLES!"

"fuck off Humpage!"

"They're also saying that we're just gonna bend over and take it."

"So they saw my group text?"

I started giggling at Chantelle

"...You know i heard some of them say about one of you in particular who will remain nameless, was sooo ugly, pathetic and physically deformed that they should get a pride Britain award just for not killing themselves!"

"Now are we really gonna take that?! Or are we, For Joes sake gonna say no! Let's show them quitting is out of the question! When it gets tough, you just gotta fight some more!"

"We've gotta fight! Fight! Fight for this Love! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty! For tonight we dine in Hell! Now Let's Get Out There!

THIS

IS

SPARTTTTAAAAAAA!!!"

We all started cheering and yelling. Everyone except me and Stephen ran outside.

"Rem's injured"

"Puncture..."

"And Andre sprained his ankle"

"sooo Can amber and I play second half?"

"All right you two.. you're up.."

We high fives then ran outside to join everyone else.

As we walked towards them we whispered to eachother

"Work together, like we planned okay?"

"This is the ball okay? Mitchell will pass you the ball and then you kick it straight to Grayson. Understand?"

The whistle blew and Stephen was off. I ran parallel him with lots of space between so we could pass to eachother.

He started running and dodging all the Middleton boys.

"Amber!"

He kicked the ball to me and i started running with it, while the posh twats tried to tackle me.

"Stephen 1,2"

I passed to him he ran a few steps, he passed it back to me and I took a shot.

GOAL BETCHHH

Everyone started cheering and running up to me.

Mitchell ran up to me, picked me up and spun me around.

Alfie jogged to me and hugged me

"Well done amber!"

The game continued and Stephen and I kept scoring more and more

Then.. Humpage joined the game.

He pushed all of us to the ground and pushed his way through then started running towards alfie.

As he was getting closer he suddenly fell.

We called an ambulance and the game had to stop.

I felt tired and kinda sick from all that exercise so i went to the locker rooms first. I got changed really slowly and then sat down and drank loads of water

after a while everyone came running into the locker room.

"Amber you missed the best thing ever... Alfie did Irish dancing..."

"Don't worry.. He practiced at home a lot! I didn't miss anything."

Everyone got changed and turns out it was a draw!

Then Chantelle came up to me.

"Amber i do NOT care what you say! You are staying over to mine this weekend with Stephen. It's the end of term dance on Monday and you need to look refreshed, clean, new and Stunningggg!!"

"Hey Amber! You coming mine this weekend?"

"sorry mitch I'm staying with Stephen and Chantelle..."

"Don't worry bout it.. See you monday yeah?"

"yeah.. see you"

We all went over to Chantelle's and all my stuff was still there.

"Okay, who's going to shower first?"

"Me!"

I ran to the bathroom with a towel and locked the door.

I had a hot shower and had a good scrub.

When I came out Stephen went in.

"So amber... On Monday, we're still going to be in our uniform, but we're all taking makeup and hair straighteners to school so we can look really fit!"

I dried my hair and then Chantelle went for a shower.

"Stephen... I heard you and Mitchell talking about me on the trip yesterday.."

"What no way?"

"yepp.. so.. does mitch..?"

"Hun he loves youuuuuu"

I got embarrassed and my face flushed pink.

Chantelle came out and we all put on face masks, exfoliated, and me and Chantelle our in hair treatment.

We put on some dramas pampered ourselves.

Then i got a message.

mitch😘

me

mitch😘

me

mitch😘

me

Eventually we got dressed and went to bed...