"Listen guys concentrate you need to remember all of this! She's coming!" Alfie yelled as he opened the door.

"O' captain my captain." The class said why standing on their tables. Mitchell and Katie didn't even say it they were just messing about trying to push each other off the table.

"Guys! They do this every time I try to go to the loo" Alfie said as Rosie was at the door.

"Staff room?"

"It's a date"

"It's a staff meeting"

They left and the bell rang, everyone left.

"Oi! You said you were going to help me down!" RemDogg yelled to Mitchell and Katie who ran back, laughing, to help him.

In the staff meeting they were talking about a game that everyone was playing, Katie and Mitchell were online playing it until 5am the night before; Tokyo Sin. They then talked about a weapons amnesty too.

"Yes bruv Tokyo Sin is dench!" Mitchell said pulling his head up from on Katie's shoulder, then put it back.

"How many have this game?"

Everyone out their hands up except for Joe.

"Anyone done blitz kick yet? Kick 'em in the head huah! Head explodes! boosh!brains everywhere!" Mitchell yelled.

"Course I have!" RemDogg replied.

"But you play on PC don't yah? Where did you find it your nans vag?" Mitchell added.

"At lease my sister ain't lesbisan"

"She ain't lesbian"

"She goes to university."

"So?"

"Everyone knows university's for lesbos"

"Do one Gran Turismo!"

"You two stop flirting!" Katie yelled. Everyone except the two laughed.

"When I was your age I played Zelda!" Alfie cut in.

"What did you do in that own sir? Dress like a bender and play the flute?" Mitchell asked.

"It was an ocarina!"

"Oh wow ocarina" Mitchell repeated in a weird accent. "Bet it helped you with the ladies"

"Maybe he could teach your sister to play" Katie joked and Mitchell shut up as RemDogg and Alfie laughed.

"Look I need you all to bring weapons and bring them into lunch" he asked.

They all walked into the cafeteria, Chantelle cut off her nails into the box, Joe put milk in because Mitchell made him buy it in Stephens soya latte as he's lactose intolerant. Mitchell put science homework in and was wearing a ninja mask made from t-shirts.

"Do I get it back after?" Katie asked.

"Yes, as long as they aren't illegal." Rosie replied. Katie took a switchblade from inside her shoe and put it in the box, then got scissors from the lining of her pencil skirt and put them in.

"Okay bye" she said and went to walk away.

"Excuse me why do you have these?" The police officer asked who was with them.

"To protect myself, I live in a rough part of town, sir. I've been jumped plenty times by these boys close to where I live, that's why I walk home with my friend over there." She lied pointing to Mitchell who was waiting for her. She let out a few tears.

"I don't want to get hurt again."

"Oh, sweetheart" Miss Gulliver sighed rubbing Katie's back to comfort her

"Alright you can have them back after, as long as it is only for self defence" he said and allowed her to leave.

"Thank you sir" she smiled through the tears and walked away.

"Wow, you're good at that" Mitchell complimented as she walked towards him

"oh that was nothing" she laughed wiping away the fake tears and they went to get lunch.

"Get that away from me" Stephen said from beside me as Grayson walked past with Mac n cheese.

"Why glee?"

"I have an allergy that could kill me!"

"Mac attack!" He threw the food at his face so he roundhouse kicked Grayson in the face.

"Consider yourself Blitzed."

Everyone then began fighting. Some girl from another class who I never liked, Lily, ran toward me and pulled me hair thinking it would affect me. Just looking at her face made me sick. "Not going to fight back?" She spat.

"Leave it Katie!" Rem said to me. "No thanks" I smiled and clocked her one. She felt to the floor instantly. I heard the boys gasp "woah"

Lily got up and we began throwing punches and kicks until two arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me away.

"Mitchell! I had her!" I yelled.

"What you had was a life sentence in prison if you carried on!" He replied.

Miss Gulliver yelled at me and I was only half listening, she told me to go to Frasers office and I was scolded and given a detention but nothing else.

"Mr Wickers I'm just returning Stephen and Katie." Fraser entered the room with the both of us behind him.

"Did you apologise to Grayson?"

"I told him to swivel" Stephen replied and sat down.

"And what about Lily?" He asked me. I scoffed in reply and walked to my seat.

"Everything can be solved with words!"

"What about Israel and Palestine?" Mitchell asked. "Stop learning" Alfie replied.

"Me Wickers can I bomb a dime of your time?" Fraser asked and they laughed. "Jing, take over." He said and left with Fraser.

"That was amazin'!" RemDogg complimented my fighting. I turned around and thanked him.

"Shit man, you're bleeding a load though" He added.

I brought my hand to my lip and get blood. "Oh well, it was so fun to whack her one" I laughed.

"That's going to be a bruise as well" Mitchell added and rubbed his thumb along my cheek and i hissed.

Until we were called out for some assembly we just laughed about how I beat the shut out of the bitch and messed about.

"Listen up, you ragtag pack of cocksuckers!" Preet yelled at the students.

"Maybe reel in the homophobia?" Alfie asked.

"Who wants to learn to throw a one inch punch?" Preet asked. Everyone but Katie raises their hand,

"oh, yes bruv" Mitchell snapped his fingers.

"Already know how" Katie whispered to Mitchell and smirked. He looked back in awe.

"Preet is going to teach you how to spot trouble."

"Ah, racial profiling, it used to just be backs but Asians are tricky too" Preet added.

"That's inappropriate" Alfie retorted.

"Okay volunteers! Who ways to dance?" Preet asked. Everyone's hands shot up, all shouting "me. Me. Me"

Alfie decided that he would do it, Preet threw him a bag of clothes for him to wear, he came back wearing a white tank top and white shorts he looked like a scrawny wimp next to Preet.

Alfie began talking about how fighting is always the last resort but Preet cut him off by putting him in a chokehold, everyone looked in fear.

"The chokehold!" Katie gasped and grabbed Mitchells arm in fear that Alfie would get seriously hurt. "And for some real fun, jab the windpipe."

Her hand went down to his and they intertwined fingers, Mitchell looked at Katie in confusion. "Sorry." She whispered and went to move her hand but he kept it there. He gave her look saying that it was okay and they both turned back to Alfie coughing on the floor.

"You want to get him in his yam yams!" Preet yelled and grabbed Alfie's... area.

"No! Not my yam yams! Please let go?" Alfie screamed in a high pitched tone.

"Get up you prawn." Preet told Joe.

"I will!" Mitchell added and raised his hand, Katie pulled in back down and laughed.

"Mitchell, remember what I said! The mind is the strongest weapon there is." Alfie said getting up. "Wrong. You've clearly never felt a riot baton." Preet added and took out a long baton and smacked him in the back of his knees, making fall to the floor in pain.

"Man seeing it reminds me how much it hurts" Katie commented.

"How?" Mitchell asked, once again in awe.

"Next, stukkie can I borrow your high heels?" He asked Chantelle.

"No, sir said to seek a peaceful solution, plus these are new look" Chantelle replied.

"What about you?" He pointed to Katie

"you can piss right off mate, these ain't getting bloody again!" She referred to her favourite heeled boots

"Fine, just move straight to the taser" Preet agreed as everyone gasped. Alfie tried to get away but he held him down. He told Stephen to pass him the taser, he got up and got it off the table

"Stephen are you crazy?" Katie yelled.

"Someone help!"

"Sir, you've been telling us not to!"

"I was wrong, 100% definitely wrong! Katie!" He yelled.

Katie stood up and kicked Preet the face, catching him off guard, making fall to the floor, Katie then he'd him down by putting her foot on his chest. The Alfie got the taser from Stephen and tased him. 3 times.

"What? He was a prick!" Alfie said as he saw everyone staring at him.

"I didn't know you got move like that." RemDogg complimented. "Oh, that was nothing." She replied.

"I'm seeing a whole other side to you today" Mitchell added.

"We'll I moved to this school last year for a reason" She laughed.

"I thought you moved for your mums job?" Mitchell wondered.

"Then there's a lot you don't know about me" She smiled and patted his cheek twice then walked towards Chantelle and Stephen.

Preet was being arrested and the newspapers were taking photos of Alfie and Rosie and their weapons amnesty box filled with Preets weapons.

The next day everyone was waking into class and saw Joe holding a Tokyo Sun game.

"Ain't you heard grandad, it's all about MurderBlade now" Mitchell approaches the two. "MurderBlade? That sounds even worse!" Alfie replied.

"Nah, what it is, is there is a load of cardboard squares and you stack 'em up. Then you throw more cardboard squares at the cardboard squares." Katie explained.

"But... that's pogs!" Alfie complained as they went to sit down.

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