Dad drove me and Alfie to school. I wore a white cropped top, black leggings and my white vans. I had a card for him in my bag.

'Oh, Alfred and Rebecca , this arrived in the post for you' said Dad, handing us each a letter.

I opened it and it said

'It's not from her, is it?' said Alfie

'No, but I'm sure Mum's thinking about us' he said

'Over in Spain with Javier and their children' I said, full of hatred.

'So are you brining anyone to dinner tonight?' asked Alfie

'Ah, 'fraid not' said Dad, 'women aren't interested in an old sad like me. Do you know, the other day I was trying to remember the last time I touched a woman's breast'

'Ugh Dad' I said, disgusted.

'It's was your grandmother's. She'd asked me to check for a lump' he explained

'TMI dad' said Alfie

'You don't have to cook for me, Alfie' Dad said, 'we could go out, Wickers and Frank on the town. We could have some Jaguar Bombs'

'it's pronounced 'Jaeger Bombs'' corrected Alfie, 'and anyway how many times do I have to tell you? It's valentines day, if we're out with Frank and Becca hardly keeping their hands off each other then people will assume that we're a couple'

'Well, that's not going to happen this year is it?' said Dad, 'not with your girlfriend in tow'

'Who's his girlfriend?' I asked

'I cannot wait to meet the famous Rosie Gullivard' He ignored my question but I got the answer.

'Gulliver' corrected Alfie

'she's still coming isn't she'

'Umm, yeah'

I heard the bell ring.

'shouldn't we be going in?' I asked, picking up my bag. I saw Frank standing at the gates, slapping books out of peoples hands.

'I might just stay here a little longer' procrastinated Alfie

'Look, Trooper, I was a teacher for 25 years and do you know the most important lesson I learnt?' lectured Dad.

Frank saw Alfie in the car. He came up to Alfies window and flipped him off. Then he came to my door and opened it.

'Hey, Beccs' he said, helping me get out of the car.

'Hey, Frank' I said, kissing his cheek.

Then he looked into the car and said 'Morning Mr Wickers'

'Hello Frank, Still on for tonight?' asked Dad

'Yep, can't wait' Frank grabbed my hand and we walked into school together.

'I have a surprise for you' said Frank

'And I have one for you'

We got to my classroom.

'I love you' I said, kissing him.

'I love you too' he said, kissing me back.

'See you at break, babe.' I said.

'Until then' He said, winking.

I walked in. Everyone else was wearing their home clothes. Stephen was dancing and stretching and I couldn't see Chantelle. I went over and talked to Jing.

Sometime later Alfie walked in.

'Hey, 'sup guys' he said 'sweet threads' Alfie picked up a card that was on his desk.

'Sir, why are we in home clothes?' asked Jing

'Pickwell's dead. From now on it's ice cream for breakfast, bitches' Alf opened the card.

'Joe, you're worse than my dad. Why are you so chipper?'

'he's in love' said Stephen.

Everyone whoo'ed.

'Gay!' shouted Mitchell

'so that's why you came as Olly Murs?' I asked

'Umm, Joseph, what's his name?' I heard Mitchell ask.

'Her name is Allison Dear, and she's beautiful' said Joe, dreamily.

'Allison Dear?' asked Alfie

Stephen made a weird face.

'Oh Allie Dear'

Joe looked at Stephen. Stephen made the face into a song.

'why do birds suddenly appear, every time she is near' sang Alfie and Stephen

'cause her breath smells like a trawler' Mitchell piped up.

'Alfie do you think I should send her a card?'

'that would be a first, sending a card to moon pig'

'you're just jealous because you don't have anyone to send a card to'

'ooh Father's Day all over again' joked Alfie

Rem-Dogg and Mitchell read out cards the got from each others mums.

'Where's Chantelle?' asked Alfie

'She's seeing the school Nurse' said Stephen

'is she ill?'

'Sorry, sir, she made me make a padlock a BFF personal padlock pinkie promise'

Then there was a knock at the door and a women who I had never met came in.

'Mr Wicker's can we have a titter tat in the corridor' she said to my brother. Then she looked at me.

'You must be Rebecca Wickers, Martin Wicker's daughter' she said.

'how do you know my Dad?' I asked.

'We went to teacher training school together'

'oh' Then she went to talk to Alfie.

'That was super weird' I said.

'yeah' said Jing

The bell rang.

Frank and I found each other.

'I know we said no presents this year but I wanted to give you these so we can eat them together romantically' Frank said, holding a box and a card.

I opened it and there were chocolate-covered strawberries in it.

'you know what's funny?' I asked.

'what?'

'I thought the exact same thing' I said, producing a second box of chocolate-covered strawberries and a card.

'I love you' he said, kissing me passionately. We made out for a bit until the woman from before saw us.

'Rebecca Wickers' she said, 'I know it's valentines day but there is no need to be inappropriate'

I rolled my eyes.

'I didn't properly introduce myself to you earlier. I am Professor Green' she held out her hand.

I shook it. Then the bell rang.

'looks like your break is over. See you in class, Mr Grayson' she said, in a fake happy tone. She walked off in her stupid high heels.

'that is my new teacher and the deputy head' said Frank

'seriously?' I said. He nodded.

'looks like we have to go' he said

'I love you' we said, at the same time. We kissed and then went our separate ways.

I walked in and Joe looked sad.

'You alright Joe?' I asked, sitting down.

Then Chantelle came back.

'Sir, I've got something for you to look at' she said.

'If you've put undergarments in my card again, I'm not accepting them' said Alfie

'No, sir, Look: I'm pregnant' Chantelle showed us a positive pregnancy test.

Everyone was shocked.

'OMG Chantelle' I said, getting up and hugging her.

Alfie tried to get us back into the lesson but we ended up talking about Valentines day, Chantelle's baby and other things.

When the bell went for lunch, Alfie went to the staff room and Me, Stephen and Chantelle went to the lunch room. We sat down and Frank joined us.

'Hey Babe' I said, kissing him.

'Hey Beccs' he said

'Hey Frank' said Chantelle and Stepehen, 'how are you?'

'I'm good' he said, 'how are you guys?'

'You know Frank, you're actually a lot nicer than we thought' said Stephen

'Thanks. You're alright, because if Beccs is friends with you then I guess we're cool' he said.

'Awww' I said, blushing.

'you guys are too adorable' said Chantelle.

After lunch, the whole school met in the hall because Fraser had set up this kind of dating show for the kids. I wasn't going to be on it because I have the best boyfriend in the world.

'Calm down, Calm down. Hello! and welcome to Take me out' said Fraser in an accent, 'we've got six lovely ladies gaging for a fella and the date of a lifetime on the Isle of...'

'FERNANDO'S!' shouted everyone

'That's it, girls. Juj up your hair, pout up your lips and hitch up your skirts-... hair again!' said Fraser, 'Let the Abbey see the Grove again! Single man, reveal yourself'

Everyone vibed to the theme tune for a bit. A boy stepped out.

'It's Reggie Blinker!' hyped up Fraser. Everyone went quiet.

'you know how it works girls, no likey-' said Fraser

'no lighty' said the girls. Then they all switched their lights off.

'oh God' said Alfie, 'this is going to be a car crash'

We went from boy to boy and it certainly was a car crash. Everyone turned their lights off immediately.

Then it was Joes turn. When it was his turn to to come out, the door handle got stuck.

'help!" shouted Joe from inside the portable toilet. Fraser went to help him open the door.

'Door's a bit sticky' said Fraser, 'needs a bit of force' Then he broke the handle.

Fraser started leaning and pushing into the door. 'come on, big guy, work with me'

Then the toilet fell over. Fraser kicked the door until it opened and out fell a very blue Joe.

'oh my god, he looks like a smurf' said Stephen.

'so no like...' said Fraser

'No lighty' said the girls. They all turned off their lights except one girl. Ally Deer.

'Yesss' I said, celebrating for him, 'get in there'

Ally waved at him.

'Round two' said Fraser, 'So what sets you apart from the crowd?'

'um... Asthma'

'AND A BIG WILLY!' shouted Alfie

'so why do you wanna be on the show'

'Um, I just wanted to ask, um, Allie... Would you' Then someone cut the power.

Professor Green turned on the main lights.

'what are you doing?' said Alfie

'I know it's awfully jolly, trivialising sexual promiscuity' said Professor Green

'Are you from the past?I mean who even talks like that?' I asked, arms folded. She glared at me.

'But given the current situation...'

'what situation?' asked Fraser

'Chantelle Parsons. She's pregnant'

Everyone gasped.

Then Frank whispered in my ear 'is that true?'. I nodded. He hugged me from behind, wrapping his hands round my neck. He does that to make me feel safe and it calms me down. When he senses that I'm stressed then he does it.

'you have no right to talk about that' said Alfie

'Sir? You broke the BFF personal padlock pinky promise' said Chantelle

'I'm sorry, I was asking Miss Gulliver for advice. And you, I told you it was a secret. God, you can be so didactism; noun intending to teach with en emphasis with moral instruction'

'so didactic, Alfred, the adjective'

'look it's not chandelles fault' stated Alfie, 'if anyones to blame for this pregnancy its me' Then he realised how that sounded. I heard Frank chuckle with glee in the background.

'Sir, will you look after me and Baby Alfie?' asked Chantelle.

'Baby Alfie?' said ProGreen, 'Mr Wickers!'

'no, I forgot to tell you-'

'Dickers is the dad, what a nonce' said Mitchell from behind us.

'Well, at least you're not firing blanks' said Fraser

'It's not mine, you idiot. I mean I'll just help look after the child'

'Yeah, Sir's just trying to be nice like Jean Valjean in Les Mis' said Stephen

'Yes, excatly, just like Stephen said like the man in Les Mis'

'prove it, sir. Sing'

'I'm not going to sing'

'Explain yourself, Mr Wickers' said ProGreen

'I, is not...' Alfie tried to explain. Me and Frank were enjoying how much Alfie is embarrassing himself.

'this is really funny' I said, to Frank

'yeah, your brother is getting into a right mess' he said.

Then Alfie started singing.

Me and Frank just lost it after that. We burst out laughing and everyone looked over at us.

'forget about Chantelle, you and Mr Grayson have a very innapropriate relationship, Miss Wickers' said Green

I glared at her like I was going to kill her. Frank put his arm around me and whispered 'calm down, I'm here, just relax'

'what do your parents think about this?' she asked.

'Well, my Dad is fine with it but My mum thinks I'm a slut but she's irrelevent' I said, crossing my arms.

'Well I agree with your mother' she said, 'you are a slut'

'Are you fucking serious?' I laughed, shocked that another teacher just said that to me.

'what did you just say to my sister?' said Alfie.

'yeah, what did you just say to her' said Frank, aggressively.

I don't know why but it just really hit me hard. My eyes started welling up. Teachers aren't supposed to say stuff like this to students so I've always thought it wouldn't happen, guess I was wrong.

I ran out of the room crying.

'Beccs' Frank shouted after me. I went to my classroom to get my bag. I was not staying here with that bitch any longer.

'Beccs' said Frank, much closer.

He finally caught up with me. He wrapped he is arms around me in a hug while I cried into him.

'Alfies dealing with her' said Frank, 'I would've beaten her up there and then but I wanted to make sure that you were ok first. You're my main priority'

I looked up from his chest. He dried my tears.

'Can we go home' I said

'Anything you want, baby' he said. He picked up my bag and held my hand. We got to the front door when I saw Alfie, Miss Gulliver and Green arguing.

'you better say sorry to her' said Alfie

'we could report you for aggressiveness towards a student' said Miss Gulliver.

Then they saw us, leaving.

'And where do you think you're going?' said Green

Frank and I flipped her off as we left the building.

We heard her scream to Alfie about how he could let me do this and how irresponsible he is.

'what a bitch' I said

We got home and saw my dad.

'Becca' he said. Then he realised that I had been crying. 'Are you-' I went to my room and shut the door.

I heard Frank say 'I'll go make sure she's fine, Sir. Mr Wickers can explain when he gets back'

'Thank you, Frank' he said.

I heard Frank enter my room.

'Becca, babe' He got onto my bed next to me and cuddled me.

'you still want to have dinner with you're dad, Alfie and I think Miss Gulliver?'

'Can we have it, just us 2, in here' I asked

'of course, anything to make you feel better' he said, he left the room to get them.

I thought over what happened but I come up with scenarios in my head which made me more upset. 10 minutes later Frank, with two plates of food, and Alfie came in.

'U ok, sis? it isn't like you to get upset over that' asked Alfie

'yeah, I'm ok now. I just got upset because obviously whenever mum bothers to text/call me she calls me a slut and then hearing another adult say it makes me think that it might be true' I explained.

'Awww, it's ok Becca. Oh and Chantelle faked the pregnancy because she felt like she wasn't loved enough' Alfie said hugging me, 'I'll leave you two in peace'

'can you believe that Chantelle faked the pregnancy' I said, surprised.

Frank turned to me and said 'is that really what you thought?' I nodded sadly.

'you're not a slut and you're my favorite person ever' he said, cutely.

'you're the best boyfriend I could ask for' I said. Frank really cheered me up.

We started feeding each other and laughing.

Someone rang the door bell but I didn't care because Dad could get it.

We were watching Netflix, when he heard someone having sex in Alfies room. We ran out of my room to what was happening. I saw Alfie, Miss Gulliver and Joe sitting on the sofa.

'Who's having sex?' asked Frank.

'Dad and ProGreen' said Alfie

'what the fuck. What is that bitch doing here?' I said, annoyed.

Then we heard it get more violent and the noises stopped. Out walked Dad and Professor Green.

'Ah, Rebecca, I just wanted to say-' started ProGreen but I pushed past her to my room. Frank followed.

It was a shit valentines dad but it was all because of Professor Green.

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