《Book of Randoms》Sh*t Day
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No chapter today because:
Woke up feeling like a piece of fuzz= sh*t day
Mom's car broke down on the other side of the neighbouring town = sh*t day
Mom had to ask for help from the person I hate most = sh*t day
She forced me to greet said person that I hate most =
sh*t day
Had to walk multiple kilometres to get home = sh*t day
Going to miss kickboxing class for who knows how long = sh*t day
Sore legs = sh*t day
Sweating = sh*t day
My thoughts on today:
Would much rather dress up as a Barbie doll for an entire week rather than experience this sh*t day.
Might make vent art
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