Let's Go Fight a God

Meliodas, Ban and (Y/N) where running through the lands of purgatory in their new outfits alongside some giant grass hoppers.

Ban: hey guys, what will you do first after we get back to the real world?

Meliodas: Ban, this isn't the time to talk about that.

(Y/N): I agree

Ban: come on what does it matter?

Meliodas: I'd break Elizabeth's curse, and then drink enough Barnya ale to fill up to my eyes

Ban: well, I'm going to revive Elaine, of course after that, I'd drink enough Aberdeen ale to bathe myself in.

(Y/N) look as if he was going to answer before a giant grasshopper jumped at them spitting acid at them. Meliodas reacts sending back the acid at the grasshopper only to be unaffected, the grasshopper goes to attack as Meliodas then gets grabbed by a demonic bird. Meliodas tries to get free but struggles

Meliodas: I can't get out

Meliodas then finds the grip was loosening as Ban grabs him and (Y/N) is see ripping the head of the bird off

Ban: I think I can handle all these guys.

Ban waves his had in the air

Ban: CRAZY HUNT

All the grasshoppers fall to ground as all their hearts are removed

Ban: and that is that

Ban hears something

Ban: just one more (moves his hand behind him)

Ban then kills something from a distance as (Y/N) sees it to be a rabbit dog

Ban: this one we know has some really tasty meat, curtesy of a Fire.

The three find a cavern as they sit around a fire eating the meat as Meliodas analysed Ban and (Y/N)

Ban: I'm immortal, (Y/N) an alien, and you don't even have a body, so it isn't even like we have a need to do this. But eating really does make it feel as if you are alive.

(Y/N) (still chewing): I couldn't agree more

Ban: though shouldn't you have been eating during the time we have been here?

(Y/N): yes and no, I have been using the nutrient in the air to sustain me, though it is much better for me to eat a meal like this.

Meliodas: it's been over 500 years since we ran into each other. But I am still shocked that you two have gotten used to the conditions of purgatory

Ban: well, what were we supposed to do, unlike you. We're flesh and blood. We've got no choice but to get used to it.

(Y/N): yep

Meliodas: I'm not saying that it is strange that you'd try to, I'm saying that you are able to.

Ban: oh yeah, take a look at this, (shows Meliodas his hand) I don't know if it's because I've adapted to the conditions of purgatory, but I the burns nor frostbite have no effect on me anymore. And my lungs which used to be sore and swollen can breathe like it was fresh air here

(Y/N): same here too

Meliodas: guys. You may be the only living things that have been able to survive purgatory for over thousands of years and manage to survive with your sanity. Your experiences here from enduring and adapting to purgatory has caused an explosive transformation in your bodies. I am sure once you two get back everyone will be shocked.

Ban: I can't really feel anything change much for myself. But it would be great if I had powered up enough to go toe to toe with the ten commandments

(Y/N): well for me, it is more that I am getting my own power back slowly, purgatory has just speeded up that process.

Meliodas laughs at them as a figure watch from a distance

Ban: you just laughed at me, didn't you?

Meliodas: no not at all, (laughs)

Ban: you know there is one thing that I know that you have some incredible power cap'n. The flames and ice of purgatory couldn't leave a scratch on me, but then you have left me here with this badge (points at his scare on the neck) I'm sure when you get back to your really body, nobody will be able to go against you.

The group smiles.

Ban: WHICH MEANS WE'D BETTER HURRY UP AND FIND THE DEMON KING, AND GET BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE

(Y/N)/Meliodas: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Meliodas: AND THEN IMMA GET ALL OVER ELIZABETH

Ban: AND I'M GONNA FLIRT WITH ELAINE TO THE END OF TIME

(Y/N) was going to say something but stopped

Meliodas: AFTER THAT, WE'LL REOPEN THE BOAR HAT TOGETHER WITH ALL OF THE EIGHT DEADLY SINS

Ban: THAT IS FINE, JUST DON'T DO ANY COOKING

They then get a serious look on their faces

Ban: it's watching us, isn't it?

Meliodas: yeah

(Y/N): and for some time too

Meliodas jumps to attack the figure, but it dodges out of the way. (Y/N) does the same but gets the same result before ban uses snatch on it only to get some fur

Ban: Cap'n

The figure points one of it tusks into Meliodas back

???: that's enough

Meliodas: who are you?

???: I could ask you the very same question, strange looking beings. Earlier, you said something that I couldn't let pass, that you three where "going to go back to the other side"?

Meliodas: you could say that.

???: I knew it

Ban: are you one of the demon king's minions?

???: the demon king? Ah, you mean that giant, I know where he is. And I can take you to him

Meliodas: really

???: but you'll have to help me as well

(Y/N): well, is kind of hard to help someone when we don't know your name?

The figure walks out of the shadows as they look at him in shock

???: MY NAME IS WILD. A WANDERING WARRIOR IN SEACH OF MY LONG-LOST LITTLE BROTHER SEPERATED AT BIRTH

Sins: HAWK/MASTER

Wild: huh, no its Wild.

Meliodas: when you say younger brother, do you mean Hawk?

(Y/N): it's like a hairy version of Hawk

Wild: who's Hawk? My younger brothers name is Mild, though it's true that my brother was taken when he was incredibly young, so I am not surprised he doesn't remember his name... WAIT YOU KNOW SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE MY DASHING SELF?

Ban (struggling not to laugh): oh, he looks way more that like you, anyone with eyes could see it. Seriously you guys are practically clones

(Y/N): is so true, is sort of terrifying

Wild begins to cry causing the sins to cover their ears to block out the noise

Meliodas: his wailing is the same as Hawk when he has diarrhoea

Wild stops crying for a moment before returning to his wails as Ban starts to laugh

Wild: I CAN'T BELIVE IT

Ban (laughing): GYAHAHAHAA, MY SIDES HURT

(Y/N): I guess it really is a small world

Wild suddenly stops looking into the sky

Wild: it's time for the hot sandstorm, please, o guests of the otherworld, plese follow me to my humble abode.

The group follow Wild as the find themselves in a boar shaped house

(Y/N): I have to say this is an impressive place

Meliodas: did you make this by yourself?

Wild: yup, I decorated and made it all by myself, though you are the first people I have shown it too

Ban: this is pretty well made.

Wild: well, I get bored

Ban sits on a straw seat that looks like a boar

Ban: man, this is really unconfutable

(Y/N): that might be because it is not a seat Ban

Ban: oh (gets off the boar)

Meliodas: you made this place out of boredom?

Wild: yeah, well I get bored

Wild places three bowls of tea on a table in front of the sins

Wild: here you go, its wart tea, made from the warts on big breast's butt

Meliodas: big breasts huh

Ban: so, this is butt wart tea huh

(Y/N): wouldn't be the worst tea I've had

The three drink the tea

Meliodas: tastes like purgatory

Ban: yeah, there is no other way to describe it

Wild takes a drink with them

Wild: my brother Mild was taken away immediately after he was born by the demon king and sent somewhere far outside this world. That was over eight million years ago.

Meliodas: Hawk woke up in Britannia sixteen years ago. If it is one minute there and a year here the math adds up

Wild: but I still don't know why my brother was taken in the first place.

Meliodas: it was to watch over me. His son. That's defiantly the reason why Hawk was chosen

Wild: you're the demon kings' son, well that is a lot to process. Hold on. I haven't even asked your names yet.

Meliodas: Meliodas

Ban: Ban

(Y/N): (Y/N) or Fire your choice.

Wild: so then, my brother was chosen to watch over you

Meliodas: at first the demon king used the real-world animals to keep surveillance on me to ensure that I stayed vigilant to my duties. But they'd always either die to trivial accidents or short life span. That's probably when he turned his eye to the creatures of purgatory. And sure, enough Hawk is extraordinarily tough and resilient.

(Y/N): so, Hawk could have handled the attack Hendrikson threw at you, man that attack hurt

Ban: and he is so kind that you wouldn't think otherwise huh.

Meliodas: yeah

Wild: Please, sir Meliodas, Sir Ban, Sir Fire, please tell me more about Mild. I mean, Hawk.

The three go on to tell Wild about all of the things that Hawk is both his perks and quirks giving Wild a panic attack

Meliodas: WILD WHAT WRONG

Ban: CRAP, HE WAS SO FAR OFF WHAT HE IMAGINED HE WENT INTO SHOCK

(Y/N): BAN GO LOOK FOR A BAG

Ban: WHERE THE HELL WOULD I FIND ONE HERE

The eventually find one and give it to Wild to help him calm down

Meliodas: sorry about that, I guess I got carried away there

Ban: I guess you are disappointed to find out your brother isn't how you imagined him huh?

Wild: well, I defiantly was a bit shocked. But no matter what he is still the little brother that I love dearly

Meliodas had a look on his face that (Y/N) never saw on him, and Ban noticed it too

Meliodas: your right

Time goes on and the storm gently dies down

Wild: now then. The storms blown over so let's get going, to the Demon King. And to me precious little brother.

Sins: YEAH

The group heads off with Wild showing them towards to demon king

(Y/N) (whispering): let's go kill this god.

Only for a figure to watch over them as they have a smile on their face