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♡ karljacobs_ , TubboLive, and others

went hiking on some land, twice. idk if the land is for the people or someone owns it.

so uhh we might have trespassed unknowingly haha pray for us

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AYO CRIMEEEEE

im joking everyone. we didnt trespass! sorry if i made some of yall worry. we're good citizens

↳ and my humour is broken, so sorry about that 😬😬

↳ dammit. so no crime?

↳why do u want crime so badly

↳*rattles the gates and yelling* WHO IS WE?

WHO IS WE?? IM SO CONFUSED ??!?!

very cool picture. i wonder who took it 🤔

↳ idk who took it. must be the air tbh

↳it was me, i took the pic 😎😎

↳uh no? it was ME. fake news

↳for some reason, i want to trust yall so badly

but also dont cause yall lie all the time??

we like the viewwwwwww! :D

↳yes we do... but... who's "we" 😳

↳who's "we" too?? hm? HMM????

↳o_o

↳touché

who are u hiking with behind my back 😔🙏

↳listen–

↳NO. U CHEATER. IM TAKING THE KIDS

AND THE HOUSE

↳NO! NOT THE HOUSE 😫

↳omg so dramatic

↳are we just going to ignore how

matty only acknowledged the house?

↳OH NO. THE HOUSE

did the people change like the tides and the oceans there?

↳sHUT UP ALSJAJJSJ

↳the interstate is totally paved with memories

ha ha ha *bites lip*

↳SHUT UP

↳ewww chad-lie

↳ CHAD-LIE.

SHE IS SO

↳SHE IS

↳she is what??

ok but what did karl mean with his reply

↳ To be honest, I do not know.

↳hm ur too formal its suspicious

↳the grammar's looking fine too hmm

↳I ALWYAS TYPE LIKE THIS WDYM

↳shes back friends

so, who are you with? 👀👀

↳why?? so u can snitch on MY MOM?

↳i never snitched >:(

↳need i remind you of that one christmas party?

↳say no more

can i ask why you and spifey know each other's families? if its alright, was just curious :DD

↳we're cousins :))

↳we're enemies :)

↳ohhhh ok ok...

↳WAIT WWHAT?

ok but meet up with us next??

↳let's see 👀👀

↳YOOO

↳YESSS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PIC IS PRETTY

BUT I CANT HELP BUT FOCUS ON THE WORD "US" ??

LIKE BESTIE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

↳WHEN U NOD UR HEAD YES?

BUT U WANNA SAY NO?

↳STOP. I HATE U SJSJHSH

OH MY GOD DID U MEET WITH THE FIANCÉ'S

↳in the middle of a pandemic tho?? 😷😷

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8:55 am

➢ matthew tubb-o tomathy bitchass will and testament our father who art in heaven— speepee

( mat tubbo tommy george wilbur philza spifey )

MATTY

MATTY

matty

M

A

T

T

Y

big sis?

i've been Summoned

what's up?

are you guys ok?

anything bad happened?

no no

we're ok! how are you though?

ALSO QUICK QUESTION

are you with karl?

im doing well. thanks tommy and yes i am!

why?

do you need to talk to him?

no no

just checking bc people on twitter are starting to speculate

and wondering if you both are doing alright there!

aw :(

u cant feel it but im hugging u thru the screen

im hugging u back don't worry

i'll tell him u checked up on him too btw

also damn they're speculating already?

ig we shouldve told the ppl he's staying w me 😬

but i also dont want to publicize everything, so uhh

Anywaze

its for business purposes, though it finished like a couple days ago

jimmy made his stay here in florida longer bc manz works too hard

im taking him to a theme park or something :3

O sounds exciting! Karl does deserve a little break.

i agree, karl deserves the mini vacation!

are you guys planning to stream together?

not suree

probably not

you guys can stream with dream

and sapnap :0

i'm not as close with them as i am with you guys though

true

we're the besties

yes u are

:)

:))

:D

:DD

i screenshotted this convo

for blackmail

tubbo.

what the fuck man.

ANYWAHS

hello, i've arrived!

lmao just bc somebody mentioned dream, damn gogy 🙄🙄

and "wahs"?? aren't you an english major or something?

anyways*

there. are you happy i spelled it correctly?

yes :>

Matty, I think you meant Techno?

with the English major thing.

oH

anyways haha let's ignore the mistake

dumbass, you're with karl?

yeea

did i not tell you guys?

if you did then I wouldn't be asking

BRUH SO SASSY

UHHHH, i think you did?

maybe we just forgot

send pics

nope

why not?

Because.

can we see the hike pictures?

*sent 3 images*

what the fuck this is bullying

*muffin

don't know why u fucking "tried" to correct what u said

when clearly saying fuck's ur intention 🙄🙄✋

dramatic.

only for u 🙊

anyways

when can we all meet up?

you all can meet up if i'm included

NO

where did u come from?!?

tommy added me

eww. GUYS :( WHY IS HE HERE

REMOVE HIM

EXILE HIM IDC

DO WHATEVER

matty, ur both family

and birtish

BRITISH.

exactly. i hate him bc he's a relative

rude

by the way, regarding the meet-up

has the travel ban been lifted there?

no :(

no

no :/

then there's your answer

damnit

trust me

i really want to meet up with you guys but we gotta wait, ok?

you're so serious

it's unusual

are u alright?

sorry i'm just in a funk today

thanks for asking geroeg i meant george

i meant george

i meant george

dont kick me out again

i mistyped

oh my god

oh

feel better soon!

do you want to join us on stream later? just to talk?

it's going to be wil, philza, tubbo, techno, ranboo and i

maybe it can make you feel better :)

or you can just rest, whatever you want!

i'll see if i can tommy also add ranboo here. i dont think ive met him

and i'll join when i feel like i want to incite chaos

matty.. ranboo's american

added ******

oops

do i kick him?

no, leave him alone

he cqn stay

OO LEFS ADD TECHNO TOO PERHAPS!?

changed ***** to

added ***********

thank u dadza :3

changed *********** to

o_o

kinda hurt bc of how excited u got now that techno and ranboo are here

but go on a rampage bc of how i got added

cry about it :*

fuck off

ANYWAYS

feel better matty!

feel better big sis!

thank you!! i loce you guys

*love

loce

this is why tommy isn't letting you in on his stream.

fucking deserved.

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO AND HE SAID HE WAS BUSY OK

SEE? HE ASKED ME.

HA, LOSER.

lord, the fame is getting to his head.

don't be like george, boys

anyways byee

i'm gonna have a nap

it's nap time 🎉🎉

wait isn't it like 8 in the morning for you?

just hit 9

OH HAPPY NINTH BIRTHDAY

why tf would u hit a number. thats rude

PFFT. BYE

I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 😻😻

also fuck u george. u are a bitch.

rude x3

what the fuck did i do

u see spifey, this is what we have to endure in this gc

nah mate, just you

what do you mean "this is what we have to endure"

me and mat are literally relatives ?

ur acting like i just witnessed this for the first time

LMAOO GET HIS ASS SPIFEY

ok bye now for real

im not coming back

well

maybe tomorrow or later

we'll never know

byeee :D

bye matty!

bye stinky

why is she taking a nap at 9 am

that's kinda weird

george, you can't talk shit about unusual nap times when you do the same

toms is inheriting matty's attitude

and is acting like the defensive little brother

are you all really this sassy?

depends on the person we talk to

like with george, we need to assert dominance u know

man has too much privilege

lmao

hello wil!

hello tubbo!

oh my god

im a true simmons

OH MY GOD

perhaps you are

they just removed the second 'm' to be subtle

LET ME TALK TO UR PARENTS

WE'RE TAKING YOU BACK

i quite like it here sorry

PFFT

....

toms, he was ready to fight for you

ichanged my mind

tubbo, we're adopting u instead

no thank you spofey

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mattysimmons

everyone's making privs nowadays.

questioning if i should make one too but lets be honest

i'm never going to use it

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• notabridge

it's funny that you know how often ur away from social media. everything's just gathering dust.

↳ replied: be my social media manager then 🙄

↳ replied: we both know that

he'll just post pics of his face instead of yours

↳ replied: ur just jealous

because people find me prettier than u

↳ replied: oh really?? last time i checked

nobody every said that 🤔

↳ son replied: guys chill. ur both hot 2 me ↳ replied: ur words are contradicting

↳ replied: just accept the goddamn compliment

• GeorgeNotFound

i didn't know this could be considered as "napping"

↳ replied: ew, you have ur post notifications on for me. stalker arc

↳ replied: of course. i got to be the first one to roast you

↳ replied: ur actually the second person to "roast" her

under this tweet. better luck next time xx

• user13

matty, can i ask what's your spotify account? only if it's alright ↳ replied: it's alright! my spotify is open.spotify.com/healyhes

dont ask about the username, i made it when i was very very young.

↳ replied: can we... post the songs u play,, like an update account

but its with the music ur currently listening to if its ok???

↳ replied: sure, go for it! forgive me for my

music taste tho ↳ replied: THANK U SM

• user18

WE GOT THE GOODS.

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replied: and by goods i mean, we were able to get matty's spotify account

↳ replied: @ my fbi agent, its not what u think, you dont have to worry

about me taking dr*gs cause i have asthma. i can literally die if i smoke anything.

↳ replied: anyways hmu if anyone wants to co-own

replied: lmaooo goodluck, matty doesnt use her spotify that much

↳ replied: oh shit fr?

↳ replied: yes she doesnt. the last song she listened to was

look after you by the fray and that was 30 days ago 😭😭

replied: please i got so concerned for a moment until i read the whole thread 😭😭🙏

↳ son replied: my drugs arc 😳🙊

↳ replied: BRUH STOP. SOMEONE WILL REPORT U

↳ replied: OH SHIT UR RIGHT

replied: i dont know about you, but im excited to see what kind of music she listens to

↳ replied: bestie's literally listening to 'out like a light 2' on repeat rn

↳ replied: oh my god

mattybwrapz

suddenly realized the consequences of my actions haha

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