《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》16 THE FORGOTTEN COUSIN
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9:30 pm
hey spoopy.
so you do remember me 🙄🙄
i told you to change my nickname
i sound like what a child calls their poop :|
anyways
i went by your parents' house.
dramatic bitch
also??
what happened
you're mum stopped me from going inside
i wasn't even planning to
i was gonna yell at them from afar and be like
"HEY MR AND MRS. SIMMONS ITS YOUR FAVOURITE NEPHEW."
she almost THREW a bottle at me
you're NOT the favorite nephew
also what the fuck?? DESERVE but why did it not Hit you damnit 😩😩
tell that to the turtleneck sweater ur dad gave me
and FUCJ YOU.
THE MF TURTLENECK SWEATER??
ur lying
no
no way
see
im their favourite nephew
FAWK OFF
I WAS GONNA STEAL THAT SWEATER
hA sucks to suck
AND I GET INVITED TO YOUR HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND BEFORE THIS PANDMEIC HAPPENED which means fav nephew >>
*pandemic
ALSO
WHAT ARE U SO ANFRY FOR ???
UR LITERALLY THEIR DAUGHTER??
ok ??? that gives me the right to claim that ur not their favorite.
and fuck off, you ass. there's a pandemic how will i go there when there's a ban 😑😐😑
yOU DONT HAVE A SAY IN THAT. ARE U UR PARENTS
IM THEIR PRIDE AND JOY
enough about family, lets talk about what the hell's going on with you and karl
bruh. how do u know karl?
mf did you forgot YOUR COUSIN'S A STREAMER?!!
i TAUGHT YOU HOW TO STREAM IDIOT
i KnOw that
BUT I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU KNOW KARL
I KNOW EVERYONE IN THE MCYT COMMUNITY
well, not everyone
BUT I KNOW HIM
we tweet at each other
do you not see?
i do not
forgiveth meth, thy friend
forgiven 😇
actually no because HOW DID YOU GET IN THE SMP BEFORE ME
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sucks to suck i guess
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9:51
➢ oreo , mat not healy , c-money
( orson , mat , charlie )
added
look who I found
what is the meaning of this?!?!
AN INTRUDER
AN OUTSIDER
WHO TF ARE U
SHOW URSELF
BITCH.
is this THE karl jacobs?? 👀👀
HUH?
NO, I DONT HAVE HIS NUMBER STFU
AND ITS GEO
changed to
booo go away :P
the rudeness you radiate
:(
lmao im jokING HI HOW ARE YOU LOML
i hate you
you're not the only one that hates him
you are Not Special
damn, you guys are just straight up bullying me right now wtf
you asked for it 😜😜
did not ??? you randomly added me
and?
LMAO WHATS ALL THIS FOR
stalker smh
to calm you down bc ur baby raging
🙊😝
LOLLLL SHE'S SPEECHLESS
she's screaming in my dms right now
NO IM NOT
send all the karl pics idc, it doesn't affect me 😍😍
we never mentioned anything about the pic to have an effect on you
JUST SAY UR CRUSHING AND GO
damn
now i have to go stalk him to get pics
i have a supply of pics to taunt matty, do u want some
mat can i leave now
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
also NO, dont oeave me here, ur the only sane person
i take it back
omg spifey, we r meant to be
omg ❤️
STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM. HOW MANY TIMES
yall hear sumn
yes it's matty booking a flight to kick your ass
you flirt with all her relatives char
keep ur whoreness to a minimum
ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY HAVE GREAT GENES
bruhhh i caught a cold 😭🙏🏼
anyways take care of yourselves everyone!!!!!
just fixing the layout dw !!
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