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• mattysimmons

i spilled wine all on my white tee

(p.s i made this shirt :D)

220k replies • 100k retweets • 200k likes

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• notabridge

bitches like me 😩😍

↳ replied: stop lying nobody likes u ↳ replied: what the fuck orson.

↳ replied: mwah ;)

• dreamwastaken

bITCHES LIKE MEE

↳ replied: this is true. im bitches.

↳ replied to 's reply: YOU'RE EMBARASSINF

↳ replied to 's reply: CHARLIE STOP 😭😭

↳ replied to and 's reply: dream what's the meaning of this.

↳ replied: George! it's not what it looks like. I don't even know him 😔💔

↳ replied: this is true, but we can get to know each other ↳ replied: CHARLIE U MF SHUT UP

I WILL FLY OVER THERE AND SLAP U IDC ._.

KarlJacobs_

nice shirt matty! maybe you can make me one sometime :]

↳ replied: sure thing karl :] do you want to have the same design?

↳ replied: yes, we could match :0

↳ replied: omg we could :O

↳ replied: :O

↳ replied to and 's reply: NO BECAYS WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU LOT ARE HUGGING.

↳ replied: u call That hugging?

↳ replied: yes? what abt it?

↳ replied: nothing. u may continue 😚

• Corpse_Husband

wow i love that song

↳ replied: really??? same same. twinz

↳ replied to and 's reply: no matty, this is some soulmate shit

↳ replied: where is the /j

↳ replied: ??

♡ liked by CORPSE, Dream and others

• user123

can't believe noomf had the audacity to ship corpse and matty when karl jacobs is literally right there???

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↳ replied: i know that corpse and dream did not just like this tweet

↳ replied: is it too late to say i was joking bc im scared LMAOOHIF

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"So..."

Karl cleared his throat because he felt like it would crack for not speaking too long the whole day, "So..."

"Man— What exactly are you doing?" Quackity laughed on the other line. To say that he was confused was beyond compare. He, alongside a thousand other people, were just as confused with Karl's recent interaction with some random streamer. Was it a bit or was there anything Karl wasn't telling them?

Quackity felt guilty for even questioning his friend's honesty but he needed answers, even if it wasn't his place to know. If his best pal was about to have a possible "something", he wanted to know since he knew Karl never had a girlfriend all his life, and he was rooting for the two streamers that were obviously and awkwardly flirting with each other for the world to see.

"What do you mean?"

Quackity scoffed, "Karl, you aren't fooling anyone. You know exactly what I'm talking about."

"You mean Matty?"

"Ding ding ding! Bingo."

"W-What about her?" Karl laughed in confusion. He was trying to keep his cool.

"Well, you are flirting with her. Have you made any moves?" Quackity excitedly asked, curiosity sparking within him.

"Is this jealousy I'm sensing, Quackity?" Karl joked before giggling afterwards as Quackity fake-cried.

"But for real though, man. Stop changing the topic, I know you."

Karl flushed red, as if he'd just downed a glass of red wine, and sputtered, "I-I'm not changing the topic..." He fiddled with the rings adorning his fingers and suddenly the black polish that he'd painted on his nails last night were far more interesting than this conversation. "Have you heard of—"

"Not changing the topic my ass!" Quackity laughed.

"Well, nothing's happening if.. if that's what you're thinking." Karl paused before he was hit with the sudden realization. If Quackity's asking him about it, thinking there was anything going on between him and Matty, then— "WAIT? Does everybody think that?" He exclaimed in panic. The cool that he was trying to keep, running away from his grasp. The man was just full on panicking and Quackity was worried.

"Yo, chill. I was just asking! And I don't think others are thinking that way—"

"Should I check Twitter?" Karl asked.

"No."

"I'm checking Twitter." Karl decided before typing in his password and tapping on the light blue icon, tweets of his friends and supporters showing up on his screen as soon as he did.

"You DUMBASS NO!"

Karl scrunched his nose up at the tweets he were seeing. So far there weren't anything regarding him and Matty but there was one tweet that showed up on his phone about Matty and... Corpse?

"Karl? You there? Is it bad?" Quackity's voice cut through his thoughts.

"Hm? Yeah yeah. I'm here and it's nothing bad. " He mumbled. He pursed his lips and resisted the urge to bite off the dry skin that was on his lips, something he did when he was in deep thought.

"Why do you sound like that?"

"Like what?"

"Like someone just snatched your last monster drink or whatever."

"I do not sound like that."

"What are you so defensive for then?" Quackity teased and Karl sighed.

"Ok.. well, I don't know. I just really want to befriend Matty but I don't know how to approach her. Other people have no problem in doing that, even Corpse, and here I am, not knowing how to." He said, dejected.

There was a beat of silence before his best friend laughed. Karl furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. What's funny?

"Oh my god, Karl." Quackity managed to say in between his laughter, "God, man. You're so down. You're even getting jealous now. Not a good look, man. Not a good look."

Karl opened his mouth to retaliate but no words came out. He was not jealous. He doesn't even know her. They don't even know each other. Matty was just kind enough to let him continue his little bit that he's got going on. A bit that no one, even Karl, was sure how or when it happened but it did.

"I'm taking your silence as a yes?"

"I'm not down for anyone."

Quackity hummed as if to taunt him for his feelings. "If you say so."

"I hate you."

"Sure, man. I love you too. But if you really want to, you can try and message her? We've got her number and everything.Talk to her."

"You what?"

"Yeah, Tommy gave it to Sapnap, and Sapnap made a gc with him, Matty, and I."

"Why wasn't I added?"

"Well, you see." Quackity cleared his throat for dramatic effect, "It is the group chat for the fiancés and fiancée."

Karl nodded, "Ohh." He said in understanding before choking on the drink that he was sipping on and aggressively coughing when he realized. His friends did not just claim Matty to be his fiancée. His embarrassment was sky high now. Quackity yelled out a 'holy shit' before laughing.

Karl just brushed it off, pretending it didn't bother him and cleared his throat. It did bother him. Was Matty weirded out with him and his friends already? Hopefully not. She seems cool.

"Anyways," Karl started, and Quackity, who was trying to contain his amusement, laughed again but Karl didn't mind him. "I do talk to her."

"Yeah, sure buddy."

"I do! I reply to her tweets, she replies to mine—"

"Dude. You gotta understand that replying to a tweet doesn't count as socializing." Quackity complained. Karl needed some help with women. He internally laughed at himself because it wasn't like he was great at talking with women but he likes to think he does.

Karl crossed his arms, a small laugh escaping his mouth, "It counts if you think it does."

"Make it count, play it straight, don't look back, don't hesitate... Are you going by that?"

"Yeah. I'm going by Big Time Rush's motto but instead of playing it straight and not hesitating I'm doing the exact opposite." Karl sarcastically said which earned him another laugh from his best friend.

hiii how's everyone? hope you guys are well.

as you can see, things are slowly happening. im excited woo

so yeah, stay tuned guys