《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》07 ANNOUNCEMENTS
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It's been two days since Charlie had left to fly back to Australia. The two made sure to spend the last days full of laughter and food. They even watched a couple of streams and movies to pass the time unbeknownst to what awaited them both. Nothing tragic, just pure stupidity.
In Charlie's last day in Florida, the two friends had stayed up until 3am, completely forgetting that his flight was a only an hour away. The two had rushed, aggressively chucking the luggage and bags Charlie bought with him inside Matty's car before driving towards the airport.
The two obviously had to stop at Starbucks to get their much needed caffeine and a couple of cinnamon buns from Cinnabon before the ride to the airport ensued. If there's one thing Matty and Charlie could agree on having, it's their inability to keep track of time or follow through schedules that had already been planned days ago.
Now, Matty sat on her seat not knowing what to do for her next stream. She had been brainstorming for any stream ideas but nothing exciting came to mind.
Another QnA? Boring.
Minecraft? Nah, my vertigo will fuck it up.
Not that her vertigo stopped her from the numerous speedruns she tried to do before.
She huffed out a breath. Should I even go live?
The sun was slowly setting and the wind from her opened window was getting colder by the minute. She hadn't streamed ever since Charlie's departure as her social battery was pretty drained. She was thankful that she still had people looking forward to her stream because if she was in their place she'd get sick of having to wait.
She was lost in her own thoughts until a loud ding snapped her out of it. She peered at her phone to see she had gotten a notification on Discord. She quickly brought her pc back to life and opened up her Discord, curious as to what awaits her,
Incoming Friend Request
ACCEPT or DECLINE
"Holy shit." A friend request from Dream?
This must be a glitch. This is fake.
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She sucked in a breath, not knowing what to do for the millionth time.
After a couple seconds of thinking, which felt like hours, she finally accepted it. And as quickly as she did, so did his messages that immediately dropped in.
hi matty?
i don't know if this really is your discord?
but your friend charlie gave me it
and i trust him because you're friends
....
anyways
me and a couple of friends are playing among us
proximity mod btw
and we just need one more player
so if you want to
you can join :D
but if you dont its fine
totally up to you!
oh hello👀👀
yea sure !!
i'm down
i didn't know what to stream so
ur just in time :))
fate just loves me ig 🤔🙏🏼
idk about that buddy
but whatever helps u sleep at night 😔😔
....
do u want the code or not? 😡
YES
pls givme code 🙇
ok ok i'll send you the code :)
here
ASKDDH
cool. i'll join now!
i'll just start my stream too so give me a minute :))
ok no problem!
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"HI EVERYONE!"
: MATTY I HAVE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.
"Ah! I'm sorry but guys, guys, guys listen." She excitedly said, a wide grin on her face. Her pale blue eyes slightly widened as she peered at the amount of viewers she had. It was more than the normal amount she had before. This definitely made her want to back out from streaming but decided that she had to get this over with anyways.
"Holy shit there's a lot of you here— Um, hello!" She chuckled slightly before giving a small, enthusiastic wave towards the camera.
: WHAT AJSJDHAKD
: SAY WHAT U WANNA SAY
AND LET THE WORDS FALL OUT PLEASE
: ARE U PREGNANT.
: HI MATTY
"WHAT? No! I'm not pregnant." She laughed. "This is better than pregnancy because I got invited by someone to play a bit of among us in proximity mode..."
"And of course... I ACCEPTED!"
: WHO THE FUCK
: PROXIMITY MOD WOO LETS GO
: OOOOOOO
"Any guesses chat? Can you guess who it is?" She trivia'd, an amused smile on her face as she looked through her chat that was in slow-mode like it always was.
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: i'm betting my whole ass that it's karl
: corpse husband? sykkuno?? jack????
"DRUM ROLL PLEASE." She said to her chat before realizing that she was actually just talking to herself and that no one was on call with her. "I was waiting for someone to drum roll and realized."
: FELT THAT
: i drum rOLLED FOR U MAMAS
"Thank you, thank you. Anyways, so this someone is someone I bet you all know. He's a tea kettle and is a very bright color."
: huh?
: barney ???? what ???
replied to userN: bitch where tf did that come from.
replied to userO: everytime i come on here you bully me, square tf up idc idc
replied to userN: IGHT MEET ME AT MCDONALDS BITCH. I'LL UPPERCUT U
: these two mfs should just kiss and shut up ^^^
donated $5
is it dream because oh my god ?????no fucking way ??!?!$$&
"DING DING DING!" She yelled out as she pointed towards her camera, "Dono, you got it right. Proud of you... also the fuck? YES WAY. It's for real, I'm not making this up." She defended with a joking frown.
"Ok, so I'm gonna join now, I'm taking too long." She sheepishly said as she realized how long her intro must've been even though it's just been a minute like she'd told Dream. She let out a dramatic breath before nodding towards her camera, "Let's see how this goes."
Matty had joined the lobby and shared her screen for her audience to see. She was feeling nervous and excited at the same time since she hadn't been able to play this game and haven't mastered it because, well... she didn't really have a lot of friends to play with.
She was met with talking. Loud talking. Her little baby blue character seemed to go unnoticed by everyone and she relished that moment until a certain man had yelled out her name.
"Is that Matty? Matty!?" Dream called out to her.
She covered her mouth with her hand that was covered by the sleeves of her sweater and chuckled quietly.
"HELLO DREAM!" She yelled back, her voice cracking a bit since she never really talks loudly.
"YOU TOOK SO LONG, I THOUGHT YOU BAILED ON US."
"I'M SORRY. I GOT TOO INVESTED ON MY INTRO."
She heard laughs throughout the call and the tips of her ears turned red. She laughed quietly too.
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?" A new voice entered.
Matty scanned the lobby and saw that Quackity was the only person left that was near her and Dream.
"HI."
"HI. WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING!" Quackity exclaimed.
"I DON'T KNOW— oH MY GOD IT'S STARTING." Matty yelped as the words '' flashed through her screen.
She can do this, it's just a game.
"MATTY. I'M GOING WITH YOU I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY NO." She heard Quackity announce before his character settled beside hers.
Matty laughed, grateful that someone was initiating the conversation. "OK. LET'S GO AMIGO."
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Matty was trying to contain her laughter as Quackity started singing with autotune. "Oh my god. Yes king, bless us with the vocals." She cheered on as their two characters began dancing in electrical.
"Um..."
Matty yelled at the sudden voice that joined them before her eyes landed on a yellow character with a cheese on top of its head. Karl.
"Oh hello!" She greeted. She didn't know where the sudden confidence came from but she knew it was Quackity's influence.
"Hi! Did I walk in on something?" He giggled as he went forward to probably do his task.
Matty was smiling so much that her cheeks were beginning to hurt. She didn't know why. Must be Karl's effect on everyone.
"No no. Big Q here is just singing some of his tunes."
"Oh that's nice. I'm—"
"KARL WAIT, JOIN ME I'M GONNA SING." Quackity intervened.
: QUACKITY U COCKBLOCK.
smh quackity we were boutta see an interaction 🙄🙏🏼
ALSO HOLY SHIT ??? 800 reads, thats so cool thank u vrry much :O
take care if urselves, hugs through the screen
oh my god, i proofread this shit, and there was so many. errors.
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