《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》04 FLUSTERED
Advertisement
❝ ❞
○●○●
liked by George, dream, quackity4k and others
• mattysimmons
charlie dragged me to the park and now we're just lying on the grass 😐😑
11k replies • 20k retweets • 100k likes
○○○
• notabridge
I ASKED YOU IFYOU WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND U SAID NO SO I THOUGHT WE'D CHILL U FUCK 😒🖕🏻
↳ replied: you're literally beside me, say that shit to my face pussy 😻🙏🏻
↳ replied: bet.
• mattysimmons
GUYS CHARLIE KICKED ME. DO I START STABBING THIS BITCH
↳ replied: somebody get orson in here, her friends r about to k1ll each other 😳😳
↳replied: imnotorson GIRL WHERE U AT
↳ replied: oh my god.
↳ replied: ORSON HELP ME.
↳ replied: help urself
KarlJacobs_ psssst karl
↳ replied: HELP. DONT EXPOSE HIM SMSJJSSJ
↳ replied: BRO OMG.YALL ARE
REALLY DOING KARL DIRTY.
KarlJacobs_ here, since you're too shy
hey KarlJacobs_ she's really pretty bestie !!!! 😼😼
●○●○
It was Karl's daily night stream. He was just hanging out in the dream smp with his friends. It was more of a chill stream as his brain couldn't rack for anything cool to do. It then, as always, turned into them causing a ruckus and messing around. Just having fun.
Until, a certain fellow streamer was brought to their attention.
donated $15
hi karl, hey everyone, hey chat!!! by the way,
do you guys happen to know a streamer named matty simmons ???
"Matty Simmons?" George asked, confusion evident in his voice. "I don't think I know any Matty Simmons."
"I think I've heard the name before?" Dream mumbled.
"Um, I'm sorry guys I don't know who he is." Karl added, furrowing his eyebrows as he focused on adding new additions and touches to his minecraft house.
"Same here, same here. I'm gonna search him up guys, if I do remember to do it." Quackity mumbled.
: mLMAO NOT THEM THINKING MATTY IS A GUY :// have to unstan.
: BRO I LOVE MATTY
: please who's matty
: GUYS I SEARCHED HER SHES SO PRETTY. IM PANIC.
: those who have a new girl to simp over say "i"
: I AS FUCK
: i i i i
: I I I I (also smh guYS MATTY'S A GIRL)
Advertisement
: not yall assuming matty's a guy. shame on u shame on u /lh
"The chat is making fun of us."
"Oh. MATTY'S A GIRL." George said, "How dare you make us think she's a guy. Shame on you indeed Karl."
"Wait, what? Let me see." Dream said before the sound of him typing was then heard.
"Jesus, Dream. What the hell are you typing so fucking loud for?"
"I'm in bed right now and I don't want to stand up but who the fuck is Matty and why are we talking about her?!" Sapnap suddenly joined.
: it's sapnap getting jealous for me
"SAPNAP WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM." Dream wheezed, a little 'shut up dream' could be heard afterwards.
"Trend this, somebody trend this moment on Twitter." George whispered to his mic, not knowing the consequence of what he'd said.
"Guys, don't."
After a few moments of bickering, the topic about Matty was then forgotten and the friends had went back to them being a bunch of idiots.
Until,
"Um, chat, why am I trending?" Karl mumbled when the chat had started spamming his chat about it.
: check twitter bestie LMAOAOAOSAJJ
: MATTY'S FANS ARE TROLLING U BC U CALLED MATTY A GUY AKDJSJNS
Oh god. Oh no.
"Chat! WHY DID YOU LISTEN TO GEORGE." Karl yelled out, the tips of his ears and his whole face turning red in embarassment. His friends laughed at his panicked expression as his blue eyes began to scan the whole thing.
: chat, i think we went too far
: SORRY KARL BUT IT WAS TOO FUNNY.
: maybe matty can be the new candle girl??
: karl is getting all the WOMEN, he needs to be stopped
: ^^^RIGHT. karl pls save some for us
"YEEES." George cheered.
"Stop tagging me to whatever you're tagging me in please. I'm gonna—" Karl cut himself off before jokingly throwing his head set off and crossing his arms with a pout.
He wasn't really upset but he was embarrassed. He just hoped she won't find it weird after all they didn't know each other and now she's suddenly trending because of his stupid slip-up.
Advertisement
"Aw guys.. the wittle babwee's mad." George teased while Quackity was still busting out a lung in the background.
"Guys, let's all give," wheeze "Let's give him a moment to recover."
"Knowing him, he may not recover." Quackity managed to say before coughing harshly. "My lungs are giving out. Holy shit."
Karl put his headphones back on. "Just because I said I didn't know who she was doesn't mean you guys could go and tag me in her recent tweet. You're making me look bad, chat." Karl said, leaning closer towards his mic. "George, if this— UGH!" He groaned, his face falling onto his hands that were sweaty from all the panic radiating off of him.
"I'm sorry! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD LISTEN!"
The friends who were all on the discord call began to yell out teases and anything that came out of their minds really. Their laughs so loud that the people watching the stream had to lower down the volume.
It was absolutely chaos.
_____________________
#2 on trending • United States
Twitch streamer Karl Jacobs is being made fun of for accidentally calling a fellow streamer,
Matty Simmons, a man. The latters' fans weren't furious about it, instead made fun of him for it.
It was obvious that Karl Jacobs had been looking very sleepy
during the stream and this made him not make much sense.
We've all been there, Karl. Get some sleep.
_____________________
●○●○
The atmosphere was quiet, there weren't much cars on the road as it usually does. The birds were chirping and Charlie was just playing some randoms songs on his phone as the two friends were lying on the soft, green grass, a small red picnic blanket laid out on the floor to cover their backs.
Charlie was on the midst of changing the song when he excitedly shot up from the grass they were lying on with an amused smirk on his face, his black mask bunched up in his left hand. "Holy shit." He whispered but it was loud enough for Matty to hear.
"What?"
"Check your twitter."
Matty slowly sat up, hesitantly opening up her phone. "Is it bad?" She asked with wide eyes.
"I don't think it is? But I think the guy from yesterday's stream is you know..."
No fucking way, Matty thought as she opened her twitter.
She clicked on one of the notifications she got, seeing countless tweets tagging the guy on her recent post. The Karl Jacobs guy that was continuously being mentioned on yesterday's stream.
: KarlJacobs_ here, since you're too shy
She then clicked on his account, mouth falling open as she saw that he had over a million followers. "Holy— This guy's really famous."
"Then why don't we know him?"
"Maybe because we're not that active on social media?" She tried to reason. Anything just to answer the reason why they both don't know him. They weren't as active on Twitter like they are on Instagram, maybe that's the reason why.
Charlie snorted, "Come on, Matty. We both know that's a lie."
He was stalking them while Matty's eyes were glued on the trending section of twitter. Fuck, she was there.
#2 on trending • United States
Twitch streamer Karl Jacobs is being made fun of for accidentally calling a fellow streamer, Matty Simmons, a man—
She stopped after reading the first line, a blush rising on her cheeks. "Bro they thought I was a dude... I mean I'd be a hot dude too not gonna lie."
Charlie snorted again, "Yeah, sure."
He peered at his phone, scrolling through Karl's profile before shrugging, "He's kinda cute. You should go for it." He commented as he scrolled some more, even stalking some of his friends' accounts.
Yup, the guy's famous, he thought.
"What the fuck? No! I don't even know him." Matty chuckled before closing her phone with a sigh. "I don't wanna deal with this now."
"You aren't even gonna reply to his message? Rude."
"His what?" Matty panicked. Oh god. Oh no.
"I was joking!" Charlie laughed, holding his stomach that was starting to hurt.
"..."
"Matty put that fucking twig down—"
EXAMS ARE DONE. IM GONNA HAVE A MINI BREAK THEN BACK TO SCHOOL.
anyways,
do you guys like the direction this book is going??
please tell me, feedback is very much appreciated.
hope ur well, lots of love mwa
Advertisement
- In Serial210 Chapters
Lament of the Fallen
What happens when the great war is over and the 'good' side has won? What happens to the last surviving members of the fallen 'evil' side of the conflict? This is the tale of one of those survivors. Will she try to seek revenge? Will she try to hide her origin and ancestry and live in peace? Or will the universe have something else in mind?
8 230 - In Serial66 Chapters
HofN original
In a world where he was the weakest, watch our anti-hero grow in the game Everlife to become the strongest weakest, and take revenge on those that left him for dead.
8 116 - In Serial150 Chapters
Wrong number Avengers
y/n after returning to new york receives a letter from an old friend they get his new number but what happens when a badly wrote 1 looks like a 7.i do not own any characters apart from y/n all others belong to marvel. don't come after methere is tw of abuse, swearing mostly it will be on the chapter but if i forget i am sorry and if there is anything else specific it will be on the chapter. regular postingi am beginning to edit this book now (4/5/22)
8 2217 - In Serial19 Chapters
A magical fox Stole my body and gave me its
The story talks about a normal guy named Ivo having a near-death experience and having a bodyswap with a magical fox in another world.My attempt at mixing isekai with magical foxes and other beasts. English is not my main language, and my choice of trying to write in 1st person might not be the best, but that's how I could bring myself to write it so I'll cope with it.Updating is gonna be sporadic, but I try to aim at one chapter (1-2 pages) per week
8 208 - In Serial51 Chapters
Harry Potter and the Shadow of the Dark Lord
In a twist of fate, Harry Potter finds himself saved from the killing curse by a charm that gave him memories from a man from another world. A man who knew about wizards and magic before he did, and holds the secrets of his world in his head. He grows up with the talent of a grown wizard, the love of a mother, and the many mysteries of the wizarding world hidden within a voice that was ever present in his mind. But his world turns on it’s head as he discovers that the other owner of the voice was Lord Voldemort himself, and he now had all the knowledge he needed to enslave the entire wizarding world. Fated friends became sworn enemies and destined enemies became inseparable friends. Join Harry in this new world under the shadow of the dark lord. Join my discord server to give me some ideas about the fanfic - https://discord.gg/bJagK5B7ut I do not own Harry Potter. Full credits go to the owner. Authors : Evolvingyanjing DemonsDescent
8 216 - In Serial13 Chapters
12 Zodiac!!
100 years ago Humans was on war that last 30 years long....considered war lasted so long ,some scientist try to end the war by make zoonic beast,a beast or an animal that has been gene manipulated...which was also the first gene modification in history.Human who were on verge extinct created Zodiac,A multi purpose mechanical armor which covered majority of your body and equipped by special O.S(Operational system) which using Species of animal,insect and even mithycal beast way of act..This system boost your overall performance and how your brain works..For example Bear program,which boost short-range ability and allow the unit too make the brain prioritize do short range attack,this is a tale to make the strongest nation in history using 12 Zodiac whis ability able to demolish 1 country
8 178

