An unreleased picture of Tom with Mel Santiago from January!

tagged: tomholland2013, mjsantiago

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did you see that picture

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i can't stop looking at it

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hey mel

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i saw that post on instagram and thought of you

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that's a dumb thing to say i never stop thinking about you

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i really miss how easy things used to be between us

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so we're supposed to pick up the cake at 8 am tomorrow right?

actually 10 am

i had them change a couple things

what

i was supposed to be in charge of the cake

we tried the cake your way

no we didn't

we did in my head

it didn't work out

mel we have to pick up the bouquets for the bridesmaids at 10!

oh my god

how could i forget that

you stupid squishy boy you've made my brain soft

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it's fine we'll just split up

i don't have a car!!

i don't even know how to drive!!!!

so take a bike

with a CAKE??

somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly working to produce oxygen so you can breathe

i think you owe it an apology

okay fine i won't get jacob to drive and there will be no cake

the guests will slowly starve until they turn on one another

june's wedding will be ruined

ugh

fine thank you i'm sorry whatever who cares

you're welcome

you seem extra...you today

i'm just stressed

i left nerd nation all alone and they're all going to die

i texted sajan this morning to see if they were okay and he said not to worry because if they have a problem they'll just use a molotov cocktail

because "anytime you have a problem and you throw a molotov cocktail, boom! right away, you have a different problem"

i'm sure they're going to be fine

anything new other than that?

it's been a while since we've talked

not much i guess

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i've been thinking

that IS new

shut up you empty tube of hemorrhoid cream

this is serious

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i want to try something

it's not something weird

sure it isn't

as long as you know i'm allergic to strawberries and my preferred safe word is arby's we should be fine

your preferred safe word is what

what

their slogan is literally we've got the meat

why would you say that to me

well what was i supposed to do?

lie about the sexual energy of arby's?

too much honesty

i take back everything i said

i want to go back to repressing my feelings and lying about our emotions

wait hang on

what are you talking about

the thing i wanted to try was honesty

but now that i've seen it i'm not impressed

no wait honesty sounds like a good idea you should try it

okay

i honestly don't want to

mel

fine

whatever

i'm sorry i got mad at you for taking nina to the wedding

holy shit

did you just apologize and admit to being jealous in one text

uh hello merriam webster i have a new entry under "character development"

i was not jealous

i thought we were being honest

i was so jealous when i found out you were taking nina i didn't go to class for two days because my heart felt like wet toilet paper

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i don't have time for your thottery

fine

apology accepted

i'm sorry i only asked her to get back at you for asking arjun

AHA

so you did ask her out of spite

well i needed a date since you were going with your exboyfriend

kind of a dick move

sorry

i panicked

i should've just asked you

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oh?

i mean it's the logical choice

we both needed dates to the same wedding and we're friends and we both have to do that dumb dance

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well maybe i could save you a dance anyway

i think i'd like that

really?

yeah :)

YOU USED A LITTLE SMILEY FACE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER MY HEART IS EXPLODING I THINK I'M TRULY IN LOVE WITH YOU

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okay cool

guys i truly raised myself from the actual dead just to crank this out in 15 min for tom's bday. we stan. also raise your hand if you forgot about the contest bc i know i did but i think i said it ends soon so if you still want to enter do it i guess