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what time are we meeting at the flower shop

2:30 i think

cool

which flower produces the most pollen

uhh my botanical knowledge is limited

why

because june is allergic to pollen and i want her eyes to be red and watering all up in that bitch

are you...trying to sabotage the wedding by giving your best friend allergies

sniff sniff bitch

is this because she betrayed your trust and broke your scared bond of kinship

nah

she canceled my order for an albino bear

you know i think maybe seb and june just want a quiet celebration with their family and friends to celebrate their love and cherish one another

lame

now imagine if the ring bearer was an actual bear

i even picked white so it would match what more do they want

we're really just supposed to help pick out flowers

but we could spend that money on a fog machine or a t-shirt gun

i hear what you're saying

and i am terrified by it

listen as maid of honor i'm allowed a certain amount of input

and i just don't think i'm receiving the amount of input i deserve

because june won't let you roller skate down the aisle or whatever?

hey how did you know about that one i didn't tell you

holy shit i was joking

giving you an ounce of control in these wedding plans was a mistake

i have excellent taste you dried chunk of acrylic paint

plus the baton twirling troupe i booked is non refundable so i could really use some backup on that one

wait which one

it's called baton bat off

they have excellent reviews on yelp

oh they're good

not good enough to beat mother of twirl but that's none of my business

i'm sure you're confused

no it's quite obvious to me that at one point you were apart of a competitive male baton twirling troupe

i WILL use that information to mock you

however there are more pressing issues at hand

why what's going on

june is making me wear a dress

you can't hide anything in a dress

that's a concerning sentence

what do you need to hide

snacks silly

oh phew

just kidding a knife

WHY

in case my date gets too handsy

wait

wait wait wait

date??

yeah didn't seb tell you

we have to bring dates or plus ones to the wedding with us

there's some big choreographed dance we need partners for

uhuhhuhuhuh

not sent!

are you kidding?

no i'm serious you can ask

it's a pain

now i have to find a date

please don't

not sent!

the thought of you with anyone else makes me feel like i can't breathe

not sent!

i was thinking i'd put up flyers

seeking male companion. must be average height and willing to be knifed

you just described every college male

what about you?

got someone in mind?

i've got you and you're always in my mind

not sent!

nope haha

because i know it's kind of a long shot but i have this friend who i know would love to go with you

she thinks you're amazing

actually she told me she wanted to ask you out

would you want to date someone right now?

i don't want to date anyone who's not you

not sent!

no not really i'm sorry

i'm sure your friend is amazing i mean no offense to her

i'm just not really looking to date right now

oh

got it i'll let her know

yeah

well i should probably go

i have some homework to do but i'll see you later

yeah for sure

i'll tell my friend you don't want to date then

yeah sorry

don't worry about it

it was me i'm the friend

not sent!

sorry this is rushed i wanted to squeeze in a chapter before i go on break to avoid infinity war spoilers since i can't see it until i get back to the us. ALSO: the contest ends may 4 so please enter bc i'm very soft and sensitive and crave validation and i need people to enter or ill be sad :)))