whoever sent mel this first edition copy of pale blue dot signed by carl sagan she almost peed herself look how happy she is 10/10

i would give my life instantly for mel santiago

aww

is mel smiling

how many days does she have left to live

i'm happy you bitch thewrightway

plus everyone knows i can't die

i'm convinced this is true^

mel ate kara's special soup and didn't even throw up blood like the rest of us

hang on

you're such a whiner hitomikomatsu

you weren't even in the hospital overnight

mel santiago is immortal confirmed

i once saw mel get hit in the head with a locker door and not only did she bounce back immediately but she also punched the locker with her bare fist username

it was kind of hot

kara karanormal

sorry i have trouble keeping the gay at bay mjsantiago

wow the hulk is quaking

yes use that slang!! we love a relatable icon!! markruffalo

someone stop them

this is paul's wife how do i block him from using urban dictionary

it's too late he can't be stopped username

i'm a thriving QUEEN everyone else can choke!!!!!

paul i'm leaving you paulrudd

look at her GLOW tho

i'm so happy she's happy my heart is so full

mel santiago?? happy??

i am happy username

happy i can resell this for a lot of money

ya bitch headed for that coin

wait

i had to wear gloves just to be in the same room as this book and you're going to sell it??

uh yeah i didn't want your grimy claws anywhere near carl karanormal

i had to wear a surgical mask to "protect carl from my cheeto breath" karanormal

shut up cheeto breath thewrightway

i'm reporting you this violates instagram guidelines mjsantiago

i've missed this

but who sent the book??

it's slowly destroying me from the inside out that i don't know username

i HAVE to know

i have my suspicions click the link in my bio to hear my theory

this post has been up for 8 minutes username

i said link in bio mjsantiago

idk there was no note or anything someone just left it at her doorstep in a cardboard box username

so you took a suspiciously unmarked package into your home without question mjsantiago

in retrospect i see how i almost might've gotten anthraxed username

it's chill tho😎😎😎

a mood, for some reason

mel is using emojis what's going ON

i need to know who sent that book

hm

wait

you? tomholland2013

me mjsantiago

ah fuck me

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who are you how dare you how could you

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my heart just threw up

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augHHHHHHH in d minor

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thanks! cool beans! tomholland2013

it's not a long update or a good update but it is an update so we're going to celebrate me for being an active QUEEN