private messages

yooooooo

what's up web boy

wait holy shit

you should become a doctor and call yourself web md

who is this

god

oh hi ian

tom changed to !

tom my man!

what can i do you for

a nickel

ha just kidding

just texting to invite you to come stay with us if you want

really?

yeah pop on by uc berkeley any time

everyone wants to meet you

and we'll show you how to play trivia trials

what is that

it's like jeopardy with magic tricks and also the floor is lava

of course

why wasn't that my immediate assumption

are you guys even allowed to have visitors in your dorm?

nah

but we're also not allowed to have pets and travis is thriving so

travis the rat?

well technically he's either a large rat or a small dog

the jury is out right now

dear god

yes?

good one

so what prompted this sudden invitation anyway?

mel's been really mopey

all she does is study and sit in her room alone and listen to those nineteen hour sad cello soundtracks

she doesn't even eat pudding anymore

i think she misses you

mel's software doesn't permit emotional attachment nice try

i'm serious

i mentioned you the other day and her face got all sad and droopy like a basset hound

mel doesn't miss me trust me

you've been apart 2 weeks already

don't you miss her?

how could i not

is typing...

i guess maybe i could come up for a day or two sometime

then it's settled

thanks ian

i think you mean thank god