private messages

drop whatever you're doing

i don't want to drop adam i might hurt him

get it

just kidding i'm eating m&m cereal and writing vengeful yelp reviews

i didn't know m&ms made a cereal

they don't it's just m&ms in a bowl of milk

knock knock

it's diabetes

i can do what i want get off my dick

also the only food we have is halloween candy

it's december

fine "legally expired" halloween candy

i pity your doctor

joke's on you i haven't been able to afford to go to the doctor in years

dear god

well speaking of health issues

this picture caused a lot of them for me

oh my god

i know it was a paparazzi picture taken this morning

june "accidentally" snapchatted me this picture last night too

sweet god on earth

are you thinking what i'm thinking

is it taco bell

what

is it jaundice

mel no

i got it

it's danny devito's knee caps

this isn't a guessing game

i won didn't i

no i was thinking return of the jebi worked

actually you might be right

they were together last night and they were together this morning

you know what that means

they went stargazing

they had sex

oh

our things were different

stargazing?

who are you galileo galilei

is this the scientific revolution

what i think it's romantic

i'm an old soul

sure gladys

go back to speed walking or baking casseroles or whatever

funny

anyway what should we do about this

i guess we should respect their privacy and keep it to ourselves

you're right

or...

or?

or we could publicly expose them in the groupchat

i knew there was a reason we became friends

sorry for the short chapter i just needed to use up some leftover manips from sonata and pay my debt to