status update: happy

tagged: mjsantiago

well slap my ass and call me sally if this isn't the most adorable thing ive ever seen

i. am. shaking.

i'm dead but also i've never been more alive

thIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN😩💞

my eyes have never been sweatier

my heart goes goes skrrrrrrrrrah pap pap kak kak kak

how did this happen

who did you pay to photoshop this tomholland2013

are you implying mel wouldn't willingly come close to me even if she had the plague and wanted to infect me so i would have to suffer juneharmon

that's oddly specific

i know that's what she said to me before this picture was taken juneharmon

wow goals😍😍😍

this is even cuter than i imagined when you texted me tomholland2013

did you tell everyone we hung out or something tomholland2013

no mel i have no self control and i even told the pretzel vendor we hung out mjsantiago

fine no need to be sarcastic

no actually i have no self control and i even told the pretzel vendor we hung out mjsantiago

my heart, my soul

i thought my emo phase was wrong but turns out i was wrong

love is so beautiful

i didn't know love was a synonym for mel username

MARRY THIS BOY mjsantiago

i just imploDeD

forget c.u.l.t mom is my new religion

ian take out his kneecaps thewrightway

mel you can't just tell people to take out other people's kneecaps mjsantiago

you're right

you have to do the dirty work yourself juneharmon

don't listen to her she can't keep her hands off me juneharmon

yeah keep them from strangling you

ooooooooo

that one's gonna hurt tomorrow

this is what boys means when they say mel makes them nervous

i'm sobbing i love the mcu and mel so much

i just want them to HANG OUT PLEASE

can't wait for us all to hang out in a few days

i didn't even tag chris how did he find this

but thank you god for answering my prayers

you're welcome username

hang on

i'm out chrisevans

wait why mjsantiago

six hours is the most time i've ever spent with any of you

it was the worst experience of my life

what about when we hung out that was about six hours mjsantiago

oh i see what just happened

SHRIEKING

my life was an abyss of despair before mom

why am i so emotionally invested in these 2 people

y'all are like asthma

never letting me breathe

this is so short and so bad and i'm so stuck. please give me ideas as to how to continue this fic before i delete it