i was forced to wear a hat to combat the freezing 71 degree weather and 2 mph winds

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this better be damn sarcasm

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u look so good!

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$23 says tom already made this his lock screen

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the weather needs to chill out

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@username it already did (get it) (hahahaha)

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@ianwright do you care what kind of wood your coffin is made of or should i just go wild

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well mark me down as scared and horny

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@mjsantiago ha! you fool! death is what i've wanted all along!

people retweeted this!

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omg i'm going viral

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@ianwright wow congrats you're like the plague

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but it's really too cold i could see my breath this morning

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@theremylucas wow god forbid!!! time to move!!!

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fuckin californians

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hey the weather is just trying to be like mel's heart

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@imsebastianstan

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is that the hat i knit for you??

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@juneharmon in theory yes

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@juneharmon

thencewhere squatteth the toad of truth!

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that tweet is on us we let her have 5 hour energy

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it's terrifying

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please send help she's doing donuts!!!!

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wild

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worth the day of school i'm missing

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mel is this a cry for help

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stay safe

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@tomholland1996 i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

mel and ian have been arguing about @tomholland1996 for 2 hours straight

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the five hour energy wore off and now there's murder in mel's eyes

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it was a creative discussion

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no we were fighting

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discussion

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fight

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discussion

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are they fighting about fighting

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i love my ship😍

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@username right?? they would be so cute together

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@username yes! we're happily married with our 17th little boy on the way!

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@ianwright actually i'm joining a convent sorry ian you'll have to throw our children to the wolves

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iconic

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the kind of twitter thread that future generations will read about

@mjsantiago are you dating tom holland??

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@username they'll nail the lid on my coffin before i nail tom

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status update: living through the pain of rejection so i can meet @mjsantiago tomorrow

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WHAT

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dreams do come true😩

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this is the kind of content i deserve

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excited for you two kids to meet!

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we're already placing bets on how long it'll take tom to cry tears of joy

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i don't know what you mean i'm a manly man i drink whiskey and do bicep curls with tree trunks and eat gravel

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mel is going to destroy tom if they meet he's so fragile

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i'm so worried for his safety😰

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@mjsantiago maybe you should try being nicer to tom

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how do i report someone else's tweet

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@mjsantiago this is for your own sake i don't want you going to prison for assault at such a young age

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@juneharmon i'd escape from prison we both know this

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i'm 78% sure they drove to la because mel is on the no fly list

finally made it to los angeles #sunrisetosunset @sajansinghphotography

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this is so cool sajan

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good luck tomorrow guys❤️❤️

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kick some trojan ass!!

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nothing like a little bit of shameless self promotion

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putting the lame boy in flame boy

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@ballernina @mjsantiago love my fans!! owe it all to them!!

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can't believe we made it through honestly

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we only came close to death about six or seven times which i think is pretty good

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i mean half of everything is just ashes now but sure

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@theremylucas in my defense that fire was actually accidental

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you guys wouldn't even let me play any music

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@reymor your eleven hours of satanic chanting just didn't fit the mood

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well i'm upset i lost my special sun protection hat

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@scottwoods12mel did you a favor by tossing it out the sunroof

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@ianwrightthat hat protected me from the sun!

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@scottwoods12 that hat protected your virginity

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can't wait to meet you guys tomorrow!

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can someone let me out of the trunk

what an absolute mess