《Theory [TOM HOLLAND]》TWENTY THREE
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nerd nation
rest up tonight kids we've got a big weekend ahead of us
van leaves from evans hall tomorrow at 6:30 am
wow that almost sounded caring
also if you're late i will leave you behind
additionally i will call your parents to tell them you have chlamydia
there she is
except for you hector no one would ever believe you're sexually active
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please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as i chauffeur nerd nation down to la today
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it's 5:12 am mel no one is alive yet
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@ianwright you obviously are
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unfortunately
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looks it's that time of the month
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when you start using memes to an excessive extent. why what were you thinking?
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uh nothing
kicked remy out with my cool kicks
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another legendary tweet
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why are her knees prettier than i'll ever be
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hit(omi) me in the face
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told my mom i was sick so i could stay home from school and watch nerd nation live tweet their trip
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hope u stay warm this chilly morning!❄️☃️🌨
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it's 72 degrees
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@username yeah fucking frigid what do i look like
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don't worry i brought extra blankets and my mom's special hot cocoa
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the purest tweet i have ever read in existence good night
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@scottwoods12 i'm hoping you just spelled cocaine wrong
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mm need me some hot cocaine
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you're driving!! no cocaine!! stay safe!!!!
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@outlawson god mom you never let me do anything fun
taking a break to see the view!
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what he means is "i set fire to the snacks and we had to evacuate"
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"snacks" is a generous term for what remy brought
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i brought a feast you ungrateful bastards
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@theremylucas you brought 4 mustard packets and 1 bag of flaming hot cheetos
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@ianwright he also brought half of a stale muffin
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i can always count on you to defend me bro
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wasn't defending you this time sorry bro
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bromo
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(when 2 men who are obviously in love w each other refer to one another as bro)
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oh my god i can't breathe
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@username you always comment that
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yeah i have asthma
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oh you thought this shitshow was over? well it's a 8 hour car trip ladies. nerd nation will return shortly in pt 2 and it will be even shittier and showier
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