nerd nation

rest up tonight kids we've got a big weekend ahead of us

van leaves from evans hall tomorrow at 6:30 am

wow that almost sounded caring

also if you're late i will leave you behind

additionally i will call your parents to tell them you have chlamydia

there she is

except for you hector no one would ever believe you're sexually active

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please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as i chauffeur nerd nation down to la today

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it's 5:12 am mel no one is alive yet

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@ianwright you obviously are

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unfortunately

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looks it's that time of the month

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when you start using memes to an excessive extent. why what were you thinking?

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uh nothing

kicked remy out with my cool kicks

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another legendary tweet

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why are her knees prettier than i'll ever be

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hit(omi) me in the face

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told my mom i was sick so i could stay home from school and watch nerd nation live tweet their trip

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hope u stay warm this chilly morning!❄️☃️🌨

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it's 72 degrees

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@username yeah fucking frigid what do i look like

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don't worry i brought extra blankets and my mom's special hot cocoa

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the purest tweet i have ever read in existence good night

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@scottwoods12 i'm hoping you just spelled cocaine wrong

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mm need me some hot cocaine

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you're driving!! no cocaine!! stay safe!!!!

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@outlawson god mom you never let me do anything fun

taking a break to see the view!

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what he means is "i set fire to the snacks and we had to evacuate"

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"snacks" is a generous term for what remy brought

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i brought a feast you ungrateful bastards

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@theremylucas you brought 4 mustard packets and 1 bag of flaming hot cheetos

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@ianwright he also brought half of a stale muffin

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i can always count on you to defend me bro

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wasn't defending you this time sorry bro

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bromo

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(when 2 men who are obviously in love w each other refer to one another as bro)

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oh my god i can't breathe

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@username you always comment that

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yeah i have asthma

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oh you thought this shitshow was over? well it's a 8 hour car trip ladies. nerd nation will return shortly in pt 2 and it will be even shittier and showier